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    Roadkill on the Highway to Heaven
    Roadkill on the Highway to Heaven
    Roadkill on the Highway to Heaven
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    Roadkill on the Highway to Heaven

    Written by Chonda Pierce

    Narrated by Ruth Bloomquist

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    When life's left you flatter than a steamrolled possum, turn here for a little hope, humor, honesty, and encouragement from the Bible. It's the best of Chonda Pierce's celebrated Roadkill Reports to her fans, plus lots of new material, and it's perfect for reinflating your outlook--anytime, anywhere!

    Postcard from Chonda: "I tell jokes for a living. It's adventurous. But to do that, I have to fly for hours. I have to take a bus for days. I have to walk up steep stairs in skinny heels. In short, I sometimes take a beating like roadkill on a country highway! Life really is one long journey to heaven. My travel journal is filled with what I've learned along the way--the hurts, the laughter, the victories, the failings, the crowds and the loneliness, and mostly, the times I've seen God at work." --Chonda

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherZondervan
    Release dateMay 11, 2009
    ISBN9780310305040
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    Chonda Pierce

    With an audience of two million faithful fans and five gold-certified comedy albums, Chonda Pierce has been a popular guest of the Women of Faith Conferences for ten years. She has appeared with everyone from Billy Graham to Garth Brooks, sells out most concerts on her schedule, and has made the list of largest touring audiences in most entertainment magazines. She is the author of eight books, including I Can See Myself in His Eyeballs and It's Always Darkest before the FUN Comes Up, and eight comedy videos, such as Four-Eyed Blonde, Have I Got a Story for You! and A Piece of My Mind. Chonda is also a spokesperson for World Vision and president of the Christian Comedy Association. She resides in middle Tennessee with her husband, David, and their two children.

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