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    The Burglar in Short Order
    The Burglar in Short Order
    The Burglar in Short Order
    Audiobook4 hours

    The Burglar in Short Order

    Written by Lawrence Block

    Narrated by Richard Ferrone

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    About this audiobook

    Four decades ago, Mystery Writers of America Grand Master Lawrence Block introduced the world to one of his most beloved and enduring creations: Bernie Rhodenbarr, the clever, nimble-fingered star of novels such as Burglars Can't Be Choosers, The Burglar Who Liked to Quote Kipling, and The Burglar Who Counted the Spoons. Called “the Heifetz of the picklock” by the New York Times, Bernie has stolen not only antiques, stamp collections, and priceless works of art but also millions of readers' hearts. Now, for all those craving more adventures of their favorite bookseller-by-day and burglar-by-night, The Burglar in Short Order for the first time ever collects all of Bernie's short-form appearances in one complete volume. From the story in which a prototype of Bernie first appeared (“A Bad Night For Burglars”) to his appearances in Playboy and (maybe? It's kinda complicated) Cosmopolitan…from an essay discussing Bernie's misadventures in Hollywood (how in the world did Whoopi Goldberg ever get cast?) to a piece commissioned by a European publisher for a tourist guide to New York…you'll find every published story, article, and standalone excerpt Bernie has ever appeared in—plus two new, unpublished pieces: an introduction discussing the character's colorful origins and an afterword in which the author, contemplating retirement, comes face to face with his own creation. In all of mystery fiction, there has never been a character like Bernie—and in this, his dozenth book, he demonstrates all the charm and wit and kleptophilic ingenuity that has made two generations of readers welcome their favorite burglar into their homes.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherRecorded Books, Inc.
    Release dateFeb 29, 2020
    ISBN9781980080435
    The Burglar in Short Order
    Author

    Lawrence Block

    Lawrence Block is one of the most widely recognized names in the mystery genre. He has been named a Grand Master of the Mystery Writers of America and is a four-time winner of the prestigious Edgar and Shamus Awards, as well as a recipient of prizes in France, Germany, and Japan. He received the Diamond Dagger from the British Crime Writers' Association—only the third American to be given this award. He is a prolific author, having written more than fifty books and numerous short stories, and is a devoted New Yorker and an enthusiastic global traveler.

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    • 5/5
      Bernie in good form over time. Some insights into Mr. Block
    • 5/5
      A real gift for Bernie fans! Don't miss it if you like the Burglar books. Or if you want to know what happened with the movie...
    • 1/5
      I had eagerly awaited what I thought was to be the next installment of the Rhodenbarr series only to discover that it's merely a collection of very short stories with Bernie as a vague theme and some essays discussing his genesis. Very disappointed.
    • 5/5
      I have read and reread all of the Bernie Rhodenbarr books multiple times in print, cassette, and audiobook, so don't think that this is unbiased! There are short stories, snippets from the books, plus background on Bernie and how some of the stories came to be. Loved it and can't wait to get a print copy!I requested and received a free ebook copy from Subterranean Press via NetGalley. Thank you!