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    Rules for Dating Your Ex
    Rules for Dating Your Ex
    Rules for Dating Your Ex
    Audiobook7 hours

    Rules for Dating Your Ex

    Written by Piper Rayne

    Narrated by Meg Sylvan and Joel Froomkin

    4.5/5

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    About this audiobook

    ***Now a USA TODAY BESTSELLER***

    If your ex arrives in your hometown eighteen months after you walked out on him while you were eight months pregnant, follow this short list of rules before you give him a second chance.  

    Rule #1 – Don’t stand in the way of your brothers who want to rough him up.

    Rule #2 – Don’t meet him for coffee and agree to allow him to meet your daughter.

    Rule #3 – Don’t drool when your daughter falls asleep on his chest for the first time. It’s just your ovaries talking.

    Rule #4 – Don’t let him hold your hand. While we’re at it, no hugs, no kisses on the cheek… just no physical contact in general. That only leads to remembering better times.

    The last one is the most important…

    Rule #5 – When you find yourself needing someone’s help and you’re tired of always asking your family, don’t let him be the one who’s there for you. 

    Because all those good qualities of his will suck you right back in and you’ll have no chance of fighting your feelings, especially now that he’s ready to be a father to your daughter.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPiper Rayne Inc.
    Release dateOct 13, 2020
    ISBN9781664923768
    Rules for Dating Your Ex

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    • 2/5
      The male narrator's Scottish accent was a huge disappointment. I had hoped Jameson would be narrated with the correct accent but this narrator seems to be trying waaaaay too hard to ensure there is a detectable accent which is slowing down the timing of his speech far too much. His, I'm guessing natural, american accent is much better. Whilst his scottish accent is distracting so I'm not sure if I can finish it, the female narrator's scottish accent is a vast improvement.

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    • 5/5
      Favourite book in the series. Loved her daughter and how they overcome their issues.
    • 5/5
      I am so going to be a grandma like that.
    • 3/5
      The scottish accent is realy bad. Moreover when the same narrator does kingstone part the scottish accent still obvious ALTHOUGH the narrator IS NOT SCOTTISH (checked in other book he narrated). Also the male/femalevoices he does sounds like they are in their 60's aghhh Bummer

      Chapter 8 lololool
    • 1/5
      I disliked the male narrator’s Scottish accent. It was so distracting I couldn’t finish the book.
    • 4/5
      Loved the "second chance at love" theme, but still find the granny is annoying
    • 1/5
      Omgi’m appalled by the male narrator’s tried-too-hard-accent…. Sound more like he’s from India instead of Scotland, urghhhhhh not sure if I can finish this with his narration..