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    My Weird School #6: Mr. Hynde Is Out of His Mind!
    My Weird School #6: Mr. Hynde Is Out of His Mind!
    My Weird School #6: Mr. Hynde Is Out of His Mind!
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    My Weird School #6: Mr. Hynde Is Out of His Mind!

    By Dan Gutman and Jim Paillot

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    With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!

    It’s time to jam in this sixth book in the My Weird School series. Thanks to their teacher, Mr. Hynde, music class is awesome! He can rap, break-dance, and even play bongo drums on the principal's shiny, bald head. But then he goes too far when he tries to make A.J. kiss Andrea in the school play. Yuck! Will A.J. survive?

    Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, Dan Gutman’s hugely popular My Weird School chapter book series has something for everyone. Don’t miss the hilarious adventures of A.J. and the gang!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarperCollins
    Release dateOct 6, 2009
    ISBN9780061973468
    My Weird School #6: Mr. Hynde Is Out of His Mind!
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    Dan Gutman

    Dan Gutman is the New York Times bestselling author of the Genius Files series; the Baseball Card Adventure series, which has sold more than 1.5 million copies around the world; and the My Weird School series, which has sold more than 35 million copies. Thanks to his many fans who voted in their classrooms, Dan has received nineteen state book awards and ninety-two state book award nominations. He lives in New York City with his wife. You can visit him online at dangutman.com.

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      My Weird School #6 - Dan Gutman

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      Boring, Snoring Mr. Loring

      My name is A.J. and I hate school.

      I hate reading.

      I hate writing.

      I hate arithmetic.

      But there’s one horrible subject that I really hate more than anything else.

      Music.

      Music is so dumb! Music is the most boring subject in the history of the world. Why do we need music class in school, anyway? It’s not like I’m going to grow up to be a singer. When I grow up, I’m going to be a professional dirt bike racer.

      In first grade last year, the music teacher, Mr. Loring, made us sing all these totally corny songs from prehistoric times, like Row, Row, Row Your Boat and Michael, Row the Boat Ashore. Mr. Loring loves boats, I guess. He’s weird.

      He’s about a million hundred years old, and he has long gray hair. Mr. Loring told us that when he was a kid back in the last century, TV wasn’t even invented yet. Can you imagine living in a world without TV? It must have been horrible! I would die if I didn’t have TV.

      Mr. Loring’s favorite song for us to sing was Who Stole the Cookie from the Cookie Jar? You know the song:

      Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

      A.J. stole the cookie from the cookie jar.

      Who me?

      Yes you.

      Couldn’t be.

      Then who?

      Ryan stole the cookie from the cookie jar.

      I used to like that song, but Mr. Loring made us sing it so many times that I never wanted to eat another cookie for the rest of my life.

      Mr. Loring’s other favorite song was Five Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed. That song got really old too. If any monkeys ever jumped on my bed, I would sell the bed. That’s disgusting! I don’t even like it when my sister jumps on my bed. Forget about monkeys.

      Everybody line up! said my teacher, Miss Daisy, after we finished pledging the allegiance.

      Line up for what? we all asked.

      It’s time to go to music, Miss Daisy said.

      Yippee! said Andrea Young, this really annoying girl with curly brown hair.

      Boo! said just about everybody else. Nobody except

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