My Weird School Daze #10: Miss Mary Is Scary!
By Dan Gutman and Jim Paillot
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With more than 30 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids reading!
Something weird is going on! In the tenth book of the My Weird School Daze series, Mr. Granite has been assigned a student teacher, and A.J. and the gang think she might be a vampire. Miss Mary lives in a cave and sleeps hanging upside down from the ceiling. Her boyfriend, Zack, looks like a zombie and plays in a heavy metal band. And worst of all, they're British! Quick, get the garlic!
Perfect for reluctant readers and word lovers alike, bestselling author Dan Gutman’s insanely popular My Weird School series has something for everyone. Don’t forget to join A.J. and the gang on the rest of their hilariously weird adventures in the third grade.
Dan Gutman
Dan Gutman is the New York Times bestselling author of the Genius Files series; the Baseball Card Adventure series, which has sold more than 1.5 million copies around the world; and the My Weird School series, which has sold more than 35 million copies. Thanks to his many fans who voted in their classrooms, Dan has received nineteen state book awards and ninety-two state book award nominations. He lives in New York City with his wife. You can visit him online at dangutman.com.
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Reviews for My Weird School Daze #10
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The book was really funny and the books was also weird.
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5i liked it so much !!!!!!!!!!!! it was really fun it was rrrrreallllllyyyyyyyy cooooooool i love this series so much
- Rating: 1 out of 5 stars1/5It did not even let me read it
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Miss Mary Is Scary is about the principal's daughter that is a student teacher that is all goth,she has a boyfriend that is in a band.She always try's to sneek out to go with him.
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My Weird School Daze #10 - Dan Gutman
1
A Ghost in the Bathroom
My name is A.J. and I hate school.
It was a couple of weeks before Halloween, which is the coolest holiday of the year. We get to wear our costumes to school on Halloween and have a big candy party. At the end of the day we parade around the block with all the parents watching. Marching in a parade is way better than watching a parade, because you don’t have to stand in one place for a million hundred hours.
Hang up your coats in the cloakroom,
said my teacher, Mr. Granite, who is from another planet.
What a weird name for a room: cloakroom.
Who wears a cloak? I don’t even know what a cloak is.
After we finished circle time and Word of the Day, Mr. Granite told us to take out our math books and turn to page twenty-three.
Can I go to the bathroom?
I asked.
Do you really need to, A.J.?
said Mr. Granite.
Yes!
I didn’t really need to go to the bathroom. Sometimes I go to the bathroom even though I don’t have to. Like when Mr. Granite is teaching math. I hate math. Math is the perfect time to go to the bathroom.
Arlo doesn’t need to go to the bathroom,
said Andrea Young, this annoying girl with curly brown hair. She calls me by my real name because she knows I don’t like it.
I do too.
Do not.
We went back and forth like that for a while. But the teachers have to let you go to the bathroom. It’s a law. If they don’t let you go to the bathroom, they have to go to jail.
Go ahead, A.J.,
Mr. Granite grumbled.
The boys’ bathroom is haunted, y’know,
whispered my friend Ryan. I heard there’s a ghost in there.
Yeah, watch out for that ghost,
said my friend Michael. He eats kids for lunch.
That’s ridiculous. There’s no such thing as a ghost. And even if there were ghosts, they wouldn’t go to the bathroom. They don’t have to.
Even if ghosts did have to go to the bathroom, they wouldn’t haunt one. Ghosts haunt graveyards, basements, and old houses of people who died. Not bathrooms. Everybody knows that. I’m not afraid of ghosts.
Still, I was going to be careful, just to be on the safe side. I walked down the hall and pushed open the door to the bathroom.*
Anybody in here?
I asked.
Nobody answered.
I sat down in one of the stalls. There was nothing to do, but it was better than learning math.
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