Diary of a Witchcraft Shop
By Liz Williams
3.5/5
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In 2005, fantasy and SF author extraordinaire Liz Williams took the plunge, moving from her beloved Brighton to Glastonbury to live with her partner, Trevor Jones. Trevor ran a witchcraft shop. Liz’s life would never be the same again...
“When you find yourself on a London platform shouting into your mobile, ‘We haven’t got enough demons! Do you want me to order some more?’ as folk quietly edge away from you – you know you’re running a witchcraft shop.”
Full of amusing anecdotes and witty observations, Diary of a Witchcraft Shop is a delight, and Trevor Jones and Liz Williams the most congenial of hosts. If Bill Bryson ever decided to settle down embrace paganism and open a witchcraft shop, this is surely the sort of book that would result.
On taking tea:
“A young woman has just bounced (and I mean BOUNCED, like Tigger) into the shop and announced that she is part of a Christian youth camp and could she bless me by buying me a tea? Why certainly! They have apparently been sent out to do good in the community, and if this means buying teas for knackered hard-working witches, then well and good. I offered her a bag of rose petals in return blessing but she was unsure and declined.”
Yet Diary of a Witchcraft Shop is far more than just an amusing romp. The book offers a glimpse into the pagan world, one that isn’t sensationalist or melodramatic but is instead considered and intelligent, while providing insight into the unique community that is Glastonbury.
The narrative is bursting with surprise, delight and humour, but also has its darker moments, as we share twelve months in the company of Liz and Trevor, complete with visits to the Houses of Parliament, Ireland, and Brittany, not to mention Shetland ponies interrupting druidic ritual and a TARDIS manifesting in the most unlikely of places... No, this isn’t fiction, honestly.
Liz Williams
One of the rising stars of British SF, Liz Williams is the daughter of a stage magician and a gothic novelist, and currently lives in Glastonbury. She received a PhD in Philosophy of Science from Cambridge, and her subsequent career has ranged from reading tarot cards on the Palace Pier to teaching in central Asia. Her fifth book, Banner of Souls was nominated for the Philip K Dick Award and the Arthur C Clarke Award.
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- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5This was the chosen book for a reading group in which I sometimes participate.Essentially it is a diary of the lives of the owners of a witchcraft shop in Glastonbury, England: their day-to-day lives; and their encounters with personalities. Though in diary format, following a whole year, the entries are not all from the same year.The diary very well written: not to heavy, not too light. The diary format made it easier for me to pick up and put down when other matters took precedence. It was a quick read for me.The promotional blurbs, synopses, and reviews would have you believe this is a humourous look at the oddities that sometimes converge on Glastonbury and, more particularly, in a witchcraft/occult shop. I was expecting to be as fun a read as Coarse Witchcraft: Craft Working, a book released a few years ago now which was a funny look at witches and pagans. Whereas, the situations in Coarse Witchcraft: Craft Working were based on real events, and all personalities remained anonymous throughout, this was not the case in Diary of a Witchcraft Shop.Too few of the diary entries raised a smile; far more raised an eyebrow. There were some comments made in this book that I personally felt crossed the line; opinions perhaps best aired among friends, or in private forums like AF, rather than copied from a diary to a published book. These entries detracted from the book's (expected?) lightness, occasionally giving the impression of a tool to vent.I also found the use of both real names (both first and last), and initials puzzling. I'm not sure providing an initial would guarantee anonymity in a small village, or community, so why not use a pseudonym instead? Real names were provided for the well-known, either to the general public or the pagan community.Included are notes about attending old college dinners, and pagan events, that held little interest for me.I felt Diary of a Witchcraft Shop could have been a much more enjoyable book, but it missed the mark. Other than those with a curiousity about Liz and Trevor's lives, Diary of a Witchcraft Shop isn't just worth the time.
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Diary of a Witchcraft Shop - Liz Williams
Diary of a Witchcraft Shop
by
Trevor Jones and Liz Williams
Copyright 2011 by Trevor Jones and Liz Williams
Published by NewCon Press at Smashwords
Cover Art and internal illustrations copyright 2011 by Arthur Billington
All rights reserved.
www.newconpress.co.uk
Published worldwide by NewCon Press
41 Wheatsheaf Road, Alconbury Weston, Cambs, PE28 4LF
Also available as
978-1-907069-31-4 (signed hardback)
978-1-907069-32-1 (softback)
Cover Art and internal illustrations copyright by Arthur Billington
Cover layout and design by Andy Bigwood
Minor editorial meddling by Ian Whates
Book layout by Storm Constantine
eBook design by Tim C. Taylor
Contents
Introduction
October
November
December
January
February
March
April
May
June
July
August
September
Also by Liz Williams: A Glass of Shadow
When you find yourself on a London platform shouting into your mobile, ‘We haven’t got enough demons! Do you want me to order some more?’ as folk quietly edge away from you – you know you’re running a witchcraft shop.
When one of your staff members believes herself to be Queen of the Fairies and tells all your suppliers of her new status as supernatural royalty – you know you’re running a witchcraft shop.
When your customers think wormwood is for culinary purposes – you know you’re running a witchcraft shop.
The Isle of Avalon, lost behind its mists, where Arthur was carried by three magical queens. Inis Witrin, the island of glass, ancient home of Christianity. Glastonbury, a little market town in Somerset. Whatever you call it, it’s been a centre of pilgrimage and miracles for most of its history. People have been coming here for over a thousand years, looking for – something. Looking for Christ. Looking for the goddess or the god. Looking for angels and fairies. Looking for solutions and answers.
In 2004, when I was 39, I had a particularly bad Christmas. Over the course of ten days, my aunt died, a cousin was operated on for breast cancer, my father had a stroke, my then-boyfriend dumped me and so did my American publisher. Furthermore, it was the second anniversary of the death of my long-term partner, also from cancer: he’d died of a brain tumour on Christmas Eve, 2002.
So I did what a lot of people do. I came to Glastonbury, to get away from it all, to find some sort of healing. I went into the Goddess Temple, and there behind the altar was a representation of the Crone: the old bone woman of the heart of winter. It was too much, I told her: too much for me to cope with. And I gave my problems to her, like someone handing over a heavy piece of luggage.
Coming out of the Goddess Temple, I wandered around Glastonbury in the thin winter sunlight and found a little shop down an alley – like Diagon Alley in the Harry Potter novels. It was a little witchcraft shop, and standing in it was a big man who was kind enough to listen to all my woes. He gave me a meditation to do over Christmas, centred around blackthorn – the white-flowering, sloe-bearing purgative of the hedgerow. I did the meditation over Christmas, at my family’s house. In the New Year, suffering from a dreadful cold, I came back to Glastonbury and went to see the big man in the little shop (it hadn’t mysteriously vanished, by the way). He asked me out for a drink. We went to the George and Pilgrim hotel and talked about his bees, and that was that. Six years later, we’re still together (along with two dogs, three cats, a Shetland and the aforementioned bees). The little shop became too little and we moved to Benedict Street: it’s still there and it’s called Witchcraft Ltd. Two more shops followed it, the Magick Box and the Cat and Cauldron (known to the occult cognoscenti as the Mog and Bucket: thank you for that, Jacquelyn in Lincoln).
Meeting Trevor wasn’t the end of my problems. Fairy tales always have a dark aftermath. Over the next few years, we had more difficulties than many people experience in a lifetime. That was our Glastonbury Experience, of which more later. But somehow, we’re still sailing our little lifeboat through them all.
When I was with my late partner, Charles, we used to come to Glastonbury every year: he had old friends who ran the Assembly Rooms. Charles hated shopping and wasn’t all that keen on witchcraft, either (he was a Cabbalist: they don’t seem to shop much). ‘Welcome to bloody fairyland,’ he’d say, as we pulled into St John’s car park. So he would wait in the George and Pilgrim inn (700 years old and counting) while I rushed round the shops. There weren’t so many witchcraft shops then, but I still never had enough time to look at things properly and I always wished I could spend more time in a shop in Glastonbury.
Be careful what you wish for, the old wives always say.
Sometimes, those old wives know what they’re talking about.
Samhain
Evening comes quickly these days. I’ve been in Witchcraft Ltd all day, serving customers. There are lots of people around at the moment – it’s Samhain, one of the major festivals of the pagan calendar. Working in the shop isn’t just about selling things, though in many ways it’s a standard retail operation. People also want to know about local moots, local covens, and at this time of year, which events are happening where. I’ve been directing folk up to the Chalice Well, which has a Samhain ceremony this evening, and also to the White Spring, that dark water-flowing cavern beneath the slopes of the Tor, turned into a wonderful shrine by the local community. They run moon ceremonies and of course, there’s also the Goddess Temple who will be doing their own Samhain rite a day or so later.
The Temple is, at the time of writing, the UK’s only place of worship that is dedicated to the goddess, in all her many forms. It’s based around the idea of the Nine Morgens of Avalon – deities mentioned in the work of Isidore of Seville (though he suggests that Avalon was not, in fact, Glastonbury. But more of this later). You go up a flight of wooden steps in the courtyard of the Glastonbury Experience, take off your shoes, and pass inside into Goddess-space.
I went into the Temple this afternoon and found a quiet space behind webs of shadow, the bone-faced goddess smiling above the altar. It’s a dark place right now, despite the numerous candles that throng the altar, signifying prayers for the ancestors at this season of the dead, and yet it’s filled with a marvellous peace.
In quiet periods, I’ve been researching the season for our online radio show, the Witching Hour. The history of Samhain is murky, like all festivals. Conventional wisdom has it that Christianity stole many of the old pagan holidays. Sometimes that’s true, sometimes – not so much. With Samhain, it’s particularly difficult. There’s very little evidence that the ancient Celts regarded it as the start of the New Year, as modern pagans do now. It seems to have been a festival based on the slaughter of cattle for the winter season. Sometimes tribes lit hilltop fires, sometimes not: it varied across Britain and Ireland.
A year before I wrote this, Trevor was finishing his treatment. Diagnosed on Lammas, with cancer of the throat, the course of radio- and chemotherapy was due to end on Samhain itself. Sometimes the gods give you very clear messages – a neon marker to an underworld trip.
The trouble is that by the time the actual festival comes around, we’re all festivaled out. We’re so busy enabling other people’s Samhain that we forget to celebrate it ourselves – well, not quite. As I mentioned in the introduction to this book, I was widowed a few years ago, and since then Trevor and I estimate that we’ve lost about eleven people between us. A close friend of mine in his early 50s choked to death in the spring of 2004. Another died in the winter of 2003, of liver failure. Trevor has lost both parents in the last three years. The list goes on... So there are a lot of folk to remember.
We spend the early part of the evening in the George and Pilgrim hotel (known as the ‘front office’), watching the revellers. By mutual consent we decide not to attend the ceremony at the Temple, purely because so many people have come into town for the occasion that we’d rather not take up the space that someone else could use. (This was written before the Goddess Temple acquired a new hall of their own.) But there are plenty of people in the pub, dressed in even more of a Gothic manner than usual. I haven’t dressed any differently to how I usually do, but I’m not sure that anyone can tell!
Later, we walk up the hill to the Chalice Well. It’s freezing but you’d never think so, from the way the teenage girls at the bus stop are clad: all long bare legs and high heels. I don’t know why they don’t freeze. I sound like someone’s mother. There are pumpkins all along the windowsills: Hallowe’en rather than Samhain. We’ve gone for a traditional window ourselves this year – though if we were really harking back to the folklore, it would have featured turnips. Shades of Baldrick. Perhaps best not to go there.
The well is beautiful in the darkness. We walk up through the shadows, flickering from hundreds of night lights, past the bare stems of chrysanthemums to the wellhead. We light a candle there: for death, for resurrection, for healing. And we remember the dead, in silence. Last night saw our own ceremony at home, in which a gate was opened in the veil between the worlds and the dead were asked to come through. The list of names is much too long. In our Druid grove this year – the private ritual rather than the public one at Stanton Drew stone circle – I took the part of the hag, the Cailleach, stepping hooded out of the night, calling the dead through the veil. But there’s always light in the darkness. There’s a bonfire blazing down on the lawn of the well gardens, not far from the twin yew trees and the hawthorn that seems so miraculously to bear fruit and flowers at the same time, like a tree in an old fairy tale. We walk down towards it, drawn by its fire, and then the story begins, the woman’s voice, the voice of a professional storyteller, resonating through the gardens:
Once there was a young god, and his name was Balder the Beautiful...
The stories that are told are all different, and yet somehow always the same. We listen among the gathered crowd, breath frosting the air, under the damp darkness of the yews: Ioho, in the Celtic ogham alphabet, symbol of death and re-birth. Down at Nevern, in Pembrokeshire, the yew trees weep a bloody resin, so thick that their trunks look like flayed flesh. A grisly image, perhaps, but the Celts didn’t flinch from death, and still don’t. My father, also from Pembrokeshire, always