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    LMAO Joke Book
    LMAO Joke Book
    LMAO Joke Book
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    LMAO Joke Book

    By K. J. Ester

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    I have scoured the internet, read books, and delved into the deepest recesses of my mind, to find the best jokes. After reading thousands of jokes, I have collected only the best. Only the jokes that were actually worth laughing at. Then I sieved through them and scraped together only the clean jokes, and this is the collection I came up with.

    You will be hard pressed to find a Joke Book filled with clean jokes that are as funny as LMAO Joke Book!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherK. J. Ester
    Release dateDec 13, 2012
    ISBN9781301950539
    LMAO Joke Book
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    K. J. Ester

    K.J.Ester resides in Rochester Hills Michigan with his wife, two cats and his dog. His other greatest passions are writing, the Detroit Lions, God and his Granddaughter, who in his words is the sunshine in his dark world. He claims he has never suffered from writers block and never will, for he has more trouble shutting his imagination down long enough to get a decent night's sleep than he has starting it up again.

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