Teenagers are from Pluto
By Linda Mather
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If we are from Mars and Venus then where would our teenagers be from? We become amateur astrologists and studied the role of a variety of planets
Pluto was the one that struck a chord for us both when thinking of the behaviours of a teenager. For the following reasons:
1.Pluto is a dwarf planet – teenagers are mini adults
2.Pluto is in perpetual darkness – it can feel like our teenagers are in a darker world than us sometimes
3.Pluto is known for its odd and eccentric behavior – teenagers are known for this type of behavior
4.It is has caused a lot of confusion for astrologists – teenagers can cause a lot of confusion for parents
5.And last but not least, Pluto is a mysterious unknown force and may be a remnant of a wayward comet somehow sucked off course – Well that says it all, aren’t teenagers a mysterious unknown force, and a wayward human being sucked off course for a while?
So our mind made up this was going to be the title of our first joint book together. “Teenagers are from Pluto.” We have also invented the name “Plutonian” for our teenager offspring!
So our first lesson is that as parents we need to accept that our teenagers are from a different planet to us, they certainly will see us as being on another planet, so it’s time that we recognised that they were on one too. Therefore until they decide to join the same planet as we are on, we are going to need a survival kit to see us through these sometimes difficult times.
We will never understand the full complexities of teenagers, books have been written over the years, research has been carried out and just when we think we have got a handle on it society changes and so does the behaviour of the teenager, bringing about new adventures and new dangers.
Some things do not change though and in society through the years the most predominant onset of adolescence is a dramatic change in behaviour around their parents.
From our experience we observed that a lot of the conflict between Martians, Venetians and their visiting Plutonian is when parents try to stop the Plutonian from making the same mistakes as they did.
Martians and Venetians are very good at seeing into the future and when they see negative outcomes for the future that their plutonian has planned, they may try to stop them from pursuing their future plan. Don’t!
The first thing that we have to do is to remember that they are not the same as us; they have not gone through the same experiences so they do not have the same knowledge. We have to remember that we gained that knowledge experimentally and we have to allow our teenagers to do the same within reason.
There is absolutely no point in trying to stop them from making the same mistakes as we did, because they will do it anyway and we will be too exhausted trying to prevent them from making those mistakes that we will have no energy left to pick up the pieces of their pain when they fall flat on their face!
Think about when they were two or three years old and you were trying to teach them how to ride their bike without their stabilisers on.
Did you hold on to the back bar for dear life, running along behind them until they were eight?
OR
Did you let go and just stand back ready with a sticky plaster in your hand, to help them if they fell off?
I have no doubt that every parent reading this book will say the second one.
Well, that is what you need to do as a parent of a teenager, unless you feel that they are at risk of putting themselves in serious danger of course.
You need to stand back and let them go, let them ride their world without stabilisers.
Linda Mather
Linda was born in Easington Colliery, Co Durham in 1958, and then moved to Leicester in the early 1960’s, which is where she spent her childhood. But, it was in ‘Shakespeare County,’ Warwickshire, where she says she ‘grew up’ during and after completing her counseling diploma. She is now an experienced counselor, supervisor, & trainer, behavioral family therapist & author of four self help books, a children’s book and 3 novels she has three grown up children and eight grandchildren. This is Linda’s third novel.
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Teenagers are from Pluto - Linda Mather
Author Biography
W
e figured that if we could handle teenagers then a tiger would be a doddle!
Linda was born in Easington Colliery, Co Durham in 1958, and then moved to Leicester in the early 1960’s, which is where she spent her childhood. But, it was in ‘Shakespeare County,’ Warwickshire, where she says she ‘grew up’ during and after completing her counseling diploma. She is now an experienced counselor, supervisor, & trainer, behavioral family therapist & author of three self help books, a children’s book and a novel.
Mick was born in Alnwick, Northumberland in 1961 and has been a miner for thirty three years. He met Linda when he moved to Warwickshire after the mines all closed in the North East. They are married and have 5 children between them aged 18 to 32 years. Three girls and two boys.
Between them they have five grown up children and eight grandchildren.
Thank you and dedications
Michael and Linda would like to thank their five children
Paul Christian Spencer
Claire Louise Violet Connor
Emma Marie Sarah Harvey
Michael William Mather
Hannah Elizabeth Mather
Without whom we would not have the knowledge to write this book and for the bumpy ride through their teenage years and for the lessons we all learned from this, and for the fact that we all survived this without killing each other.
And also to my brother John for putting this idea into my head!
We would also like to dedicate this book to our parents
David William & Elizabeth Mather
Owen and Vera Williams
For their dedication, stamina and perseverance through our own teenage years.
Teenagers are from Pluto
TEN TIPS FOR PARENTING TEENAGERS
Linda & Michael Mather
Teenagers are from Pluto
Copyright Linda Mather & Michael Mather 2013
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ISBN-9781301962846
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Prologue
Chapter One
Acceptance that teenagers are on a different planet!
Chapter Two
Are both parents beating from the same drum?
Chapter Three
There is no such thing as the ‘perfect parent!’
Chapter Four
Tough Love! Be consistent with firm boundaries!
Chapter Five
You will never be their best friend!
Chapter Six
Caring for teenagers without rescuing!
Chapter Seven
Get off that stage!
Chapter Eight
Protect your inner child!
Chapter Nine
Empathy you have got to be kidding!
Chapter Ten
Putting your plans into action
Epilogue
Taking care of yourself
Mother Nature is providential; she gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers!
William Galvin
Prologue
Father: Son you really do ask a lot of questions, I’d like to know what would have happened if I’d asked as many questions when I was a boy.
Teenage son: Perhaps you would have been able to answer some of mine!
I wish I had a pound for every time I had been asked as a therapist and as a mother:
Linda how did you manage the teenage years
or From a psychological point of view what advice would you give to parents raising teenagers?
There is not a parent that I know that has swum through the teenager years of their offspring without some difficulty; it is part of the course. However from my experience if these years are managed in a healthy way then the terrible teen years end between nineteen and twenty one.
If however, they are managed in an unhealthy way then the challenging behaviours of our offspring can go on further into their twenties and sometimes early thirties.
Therefore if your hard work is done between twelve and eighteen, then hopefully you will have lovely, respectful and healthy functioning adults.
"Teenagers are Gods punishments for having sex"
My husband and I are survivors of five teenage children; I say survivors because it does feel like a survival of the fittest at times, therefore we decided that we have enough knowledge and experience between us to write this book.
We have the experience of joint parenting, being single parents and of being step parents to teenage children.
And we have lived to tell the tale!
This is one of the first books that my husband has co-written with me, which is nice for me because he no longer feels like a book widow and good for him because he gets out of making the teas and coffees, we now take it in turns.
In this book as I am doing the typing