Just Jennifer
By Lisa Plumley
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"Witty, well-written and wonderful, this is a joyful and delightful story of self-discovery. Lisa Plumley is the best! What a fun way to spend an afternoon."—Fresh Fiction on "Just Jennifer"
Breezy California girl Jennifer Merryn has a knack for picking fun friends and butt-enhancing jeans, but she's got lousy radar when it comes to men. So why not let her friends choose her blind dates—thirty different prospects in thirty days. Armed with breath mints, lip gloss, and unlimited text-messaging minutes, Jennifer's ready for the dating frenzy to begin—or is she?
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"Just Jennifer is a fast-paced, charming romance that is sure to bring a smile to romance readers’ faces!!" —Roundtable Romance Reviews
"Just Jennifer is a delightful story about the old type flame becoming the new lasting love. Jennifer and Gavin are wonderful characters, and Jennifer's friends are the kind we all should have helping us. Enjoy this anthology in time for Valentine's Day!" —Reader to Reader/New and Previously Owned Books
(originally published by Kensington Publishing in the anthology I Shaved My Legs For This?!)
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Just Jennifer - Lisa Plumley
JUST JENNIFER
by
Lisa Plumley
Smashwords Edition
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previously published by Kensington Publishing
in the anthology I Shaved My Legs For This?!
Just Jennifer
Breezy California girl Jennifer Merryn has a knack for picking fun friends and butt-enhancing jeans, but she's got lousy radar when it comes to men. So why not let her friends choose her blind dates—thirty different prospects in thirty days. Armed with breath mints, lip gloss, and unlimited text-messaging minutes, Jennifer's ready for the dating frenzy to begin—or is she?
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Copyright © 2013 by Lisa Plumley
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USA TODAY best-selling author Lisa Plumley has delighted readers worldwide with more than three dozen popular novels. Her work has been translated into multiple languages and editions, and includes contemporary romances, western historical romances, paranormal romances, and a variety of stories in romance anthologies. Her fresh, funny style has been likened to such reader favorites as Rachel Gibson, Susan Elizabeth Phillips, LaVyrle Spencer, and Jennifer Crusie, but her unique characterization is all her own.
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Note from the Author
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JUST JENNIFER
by
Lisa Plumley
Chapter One
Everyone wants to skip the preliminaries, but with a few simple precautions, you can avoid redness, frustration, and unsightly bumps in the future. Be smart! Before getting started, take a nice, long bubble bath, exfoliate thoroughly, and plan your approach.
—tips courtesy of The Girl's Guide to Getting Smooth
(Goddess Razors, Inc.)
I still don't see what you're getting so worked up about.
Not answering, Jennifer Merryn wiggled impatiently at the downtown San Diego street corner, waiting for the light to turn. She loved Stephanie, her favorite stylist from the salon where they both worked—and the originator of the question she was determinedly avoiding—but now was not the time for Stephanie's trademark sunny-side-up routine.
Seriously.
In the neon-spangled light from a nearby thrift-store window, Stephanie gestured at the thing that had started this whole mess—a rolled-up magazine shoved beneath Jennifer's elbow. Lighten up. It's only an ad.
Only an ad. Ha. She wished.
Too impatient to wait any longer, Jennifer made her move. She didn't like waiting for anything—including clueless tourists in Hertzes looking for the Gaslamp Quarter. Dodging a yellow Sunshine Pool Cleaning truck before it squashed her, she made it to the other side with Stephanie still on her trail.
They hurried along the sidewalk, heels clicking and handbags swinging, their requisite stylists' black-on-black ensembles melting into the twilight. Springtime humidity filled the air, making Jennifer's clothes stick to her. Worse, making her hair frizz. If she didn't find their destination soon, she'd have a full-on California-girl 'fro on her hands.
"It's 'only an ad' that calls my whole life into question, Jennifer pointed out as she squinted up the street, searching for the supposedly obvious purple door—sans signage—that would identify their target.
I can't lighten up."
Chill. You're taking this way too seriously.
"No, I'm taking Nyla's directions too seriously. She did say two blocks from Fourth, right? A purple door?"
Stephanie shrugged. Jennifer stopped, temporarily defeated by the Nancy Drew routine they always had to go through to meet up with their friend these days. Foot traffic surged around them, composed of office workers and tourists and residents of the area's funky, semigentrified neighborhood.
No sign of a purple door.
Or, for that matter, of a much-needed, fortifying cocktail.
Arrgh. The perfume-strip inserts in the January issue of Cosmopolitan—which really was, as Stephanie had indicated, responsible for this entire imbroglio—were making Jennifer giddy. Also, she hadn't eaten anything since before lunchtime, not counting the Fritos she'd snagged between clients. It was a stylist's routine, but skipping meals always made her woozy.
As if she didn't have enough to cope with. Why did Nyla's new finds
always have to be so damned cryptic? It was like cracking the freaking Da Vinci Code just to locate the latest restaurant, club, or hangout her best friend had trend-spotted.
Let's try that way.
Jennifer pointed.
They set off again. The magazine flapped beneath her arm, reminding her with every step of the problem at hand. Jennifer was three steps away from a stopgap Rubio's fish taco and a heart-to-heart with Stephanie—just to revive her flagging blood sugar—when she spotted the purple door.
Nirvana! Jennifer yanked it open. She and Stephanie sailed inside, stumbling in the unexpected gloom. The place was noisy, crowded, and apparently very popular...at least with those in the know. Amid the music, past the jostling heads and shoulders of the nine-to-fivers, Jennifer caught sight of an industrial-looking steel bar, a swooping modern-art installation, jammed tables, and Nyla.
Her friend—and roommate—waved them over. They slid in her choice corner booth, taking their positions—by long habit—with Jennifer in the middle. Amazed, she looked around.
I don't know how you do it. This place is incredible.
According to Nyla, it had only been open a week or so. It's like going from black and white to Technicolor.
Just a modest neighborhood watering hole.
Grinning, Nyla gestured for cocktails. "All you need is an ear to the ground. The bartender is a genius. He used to work at the Valencia in La Jolla before he got stolen away. And the food is decent too."
Good. I'm starving.
Stephanie grabbed a menu. "Four donuts and a lukewarm coffee don't last all day. Especially when you've got Freaky McFreakerson, over here, to deal with."
She jabbed her chin meaningfully toward Jennifer.
Hey!
Jennifer protested. "I have reason to freak out. This is serious. To prove it, she slapped her magazine on the table and jabbed her finger at the dreaded ad.
Look!"
Nyla did. She wrinkled her nose. A stick-figure teenager with ten pounds of makeup pretending to worry about wrinkle cream? So what? That's just business as usual.
"Not that. The other page. The other ad."
Just glancing at it, Jennifer felt a renewed pang of unease. She'd never been prone to ruminating or deliberating or even questioning herself. She'd spent most of her life flitting blithely from thing to thing, never worrying about goals or problems or the future. But this time....
Who do you want to be today?
Nyla read. She glanced up from the caption, her face a study in confusion. Well, judging by this model's picture and the hideous lipstick she's wearing, I'd say she wants to be Queen of the Fugly.
Nyla did have a way of cutting straight to the point.
No. You don't get it.
Urgently, Jennifer poked the ad. "Who do you want to be today? she repeated.
Who? Who! And the minute I looked at it, I realized the truth."
Miserably, she paused. Her friends stared at her, clearly missing the significance of the revelation she'd experienced.
I. Don't. Know,
Jennifer said. "I don't know! I'm a twenty-eight-year-old woman. I have a cosmetology license, a job, and half a rent payment every month. I have a twelve-point plan for picking the perfect pair of butt-flattering jeans! But I still don't know who I want to be today."
Ahhh.
Nyla exchanged a knowing glance with Stephanie. I should have ordered before you got here. Clearly, Miss Cosmo Girl needs a blood sugar boost. Don't touch that—
It was too late. Jennifer lowered her cocktail with a clatter, smacking her lips. Yes. She needed that. Mmmm...tasty. Let's get more.
Oh God. We can't let her drink on an empty stomach.
Stephanie slid the empty glass to the table's edge. Her tactical maneuver didn't bother Jennifer a bit.
She felt better already.
Wow. You guys are miracle workers. I mean it.
She beamed at her friends, her two favorite people in the whole world. I must have really needed to get that whole 'Who do you want to be today?' thing off my chest.
Off your chest?
Stephanie gawked. "You were blabbering about it, nonstop, all the way