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    Business Corny Jokes: Crop One
    Business Corny Jokes: Crop One
    Business Corny Jokes: Crop One
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    Business Corny Jokes: Crop One

    By Susan Sherbert

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    What is the first thing the HR department should do when they have to terminate an employee? Check their FIRE protection

    Yes the jokes are corny but the humor is original and all the jokes are on business related topics. The laughs range from Commercial and Residential Real Estate to Accounting and Bookkeeping. Plus there are other subjects like Human Resources, Sales and Marketing, Security and even corny jokes about Parking.

    Why did the plans for the bridge fall apart? Because the project had no SUPPORT.

    That was an Engineering corny joke but some of my favorites are from the paper and packaging section.

    What type of packaging does the aerospace industry prefer? They like PLANE wrap.

    What kind of packaging does the diet industry like? They use SHRINK wrap

    The jokes are bad, but even if you find one or two that make you smile, this book is worth it. Enjoy the humor, but the jokes are best when shared. So go ahead and tell your co-workers a joke or two. However please, don't make them listen to every joke in the book.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSusan Sherbert
    Release dateFeb 24, 2013
    ISBN9781301487455
    Business Corny Jokes: Crop One
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    Susan Sherbert

    Susan Sherbert's purpose in life is to help people smile. She is author of "Grown-ups Don't Skip - a guide to rediscovering the FUN of youth." She has written a humor column every month for over twelve years and each issue included original corny jokes. One of her favorites.... What's the fastest way to become a vegetarian? Quit cold Turkey. She sold over 4,000 copies of a book about short sheeting a bed. A national bedding chain used it as a free gift with purchase. Susan has written over 50 original corny joke books, five humor books, and has been the humor columnist for several magazines. Her humor and writing style is unique and makes you think. It is witty and intelligent in a very simple way. She writes with a down to earth feel, yet there always seems to be some kind of lesson thrown in at the end.

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      Business Corny Jokes - Susan Sherbert

      Note from the Author

      These jokes are very very corny. However, if even one of these silly bits of humor make you smirk or smile then I will consider myself a success.

      Genuinely,

      Susan Sherbert

      Business Corny Jokes - Crop ONE

      By Susan Sherbert

      Copyright 2013 Susan Sherbert

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      Table of Contents

      Chapter 1- Paper and Packaging

      Chapter 2 - Human Resources

      Chapter 3 - Engineering

      Chapter 4 - Commercial Real Estate

      Chapter 5 -

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