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    Alien Jokes
    Alien Jokes
    Alien Jokes
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    Alien Jokes

    By John Leader

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    These jokes are for humor. Perhaps it will help some of us think that the universe is a happy place. Ha, Ha, Ha, He, He, He, Ha, Ha, Ha. Silly words can be fun!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJohn Leader
    Release dateMay 23, 2013
    ISBN9781301128730
    Alien Jokes
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    John Leader

    John Leader enjoys writing science fiction, his first choice. He writes horror just as well. He works using commercial arts techniques and creates his own book covers. His science fiction stories take on action adventure themes.He reads general and technical magazines and books when he can find good materials.He is a part time martial arts practitioner and is familiar with a variety of defense systems.

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      Alien Jokes - John Leader

      Alien Jokes

      Copyright 2013 by John Leader

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      The jokes here in are written to provide medical and psychological release of stress, anxiety, and tension. None of the jokes written

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