Zack & Zoey Save Walt's Brain -or- Tinker Bell's Time-Travel Tragedy
By MJ Ware
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When Zack convinces Zoey to sneak out of line and go looking for Walt Disney's frozen head, he never imagined that they'd actually find it.
And Zoey never imagined that Zack would take it home.
Over 4 dozen full color images formatted for both color and B&W eReaders. Zack & Zoey Save Walt's Brain is approximately 25,000 words (similar in length to Diary of a Wimpy Kid) and contains no cursing or strong language.
MJ Ware
M.J.A. Ware, known as MJ to his friends, lives in the foothills of the Sierra Mountains with his wife and two daughters. When not writing about aliens, monsters and ghosts, he runs a company where he designs award winning video arcades. He's currently polishing his latest novel, Super Zombie Juice Mega Bomb, about friends who take on an army of the undead, armed with nothing but Super Soakers--filled with zombie killing juice.
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Zack & Zoey Save Walt's Brain -or- Tinker Bell's Time-Travel Tragedy - MJ Ware
Zack & Zoey Save Walt's Brain
or
Tinker Bell's Time-Travel Tragedy
by MJ Ware
Book 2 of the Zack & Zoey Series
DIGITAL EDITION v1.0 at Smashwords
© 2013 by MJ Ware - Artwork by Gemma Moody
Additional front matter and legal information.
For Morgan
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Table of Contents
Chapter 1 – Cast Members Only
Chapter 2 – Behind the (Moldy) Curtain
Chapter 3 – Time-Travel Taffy
Chapter 4 – Churro Chunks Save the Day
Chapter 5 – Two Heads Aren't Better than One
Chapter 6 – One Step Ahead
Chapter 7 – Marionette Mayhem
Chapter 8 – Saved by the Tick of Time
Chapter 9 – Hey, Mom, I'm Not Dead
Chapter 10 – Super Scientist, Super Model—Super Sunny
Chapter 11 – The Many Boogers Theory
Chapter 12 – Autonomous, Ram-Jet Flying Robot Attack
Chapter 13 – Tinker Bell Tutu Tragedy
Chapter 14 – Autopia Madness
Chapter 15 – Auto Versus Churro
Chapter 16 – Attack of the Killer Dolls
Chapter 17 – The Terrible Teacup Tussle
Chapter 18 – Nauseating Nuptials
Chapter 19 – Tinker Bell Takes Flight
Chapter 20 – Miraculous Matterhorn Mashup
Chapter 21 – Blood, Sweat, and Shoelaces
Chapter 22 – Susie and Tommy Sitting in a Tree… V-o-m-i-t-i-n-g
Chapter 23 – Big Ears, Big Secret
Dysgraphia Awareness
About the Author
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Chapter 1 – Cast Members Only
I admit it: I've done some stupid things. I usually get away with them. It's what comes later that always seems to bite me in the butt.
Let's do the bobsled ride.
I looked up at the huge mountain, covered in fake snow even though it was almost ninety degrees in Anaheim.
Zack, the bobsled line is forever,
Zoey said while eating a five-dollar churro, which she refused to share with me. We can ride Pinocchio again.
Pinocchio stinks!
I got into the Matterhorn line, knowing they'd follow me. I have gotta see the snow monster.
I'm with Zack.
Tommy Traddles trailed after me. I want to see the new animatronic Abominable Snowman too.
Tommy, you'll agree with whatever Zack says.
Zoey sighed, giving in. Sunny, why'd you pick Tommy for a Park Buddy?
I didn't. He picked me,
Sunny said, following us. Besides, I don't know why you're complaining. I'm the one who had to wait outside the Haunted Mansion because it makes him cry.
Hey, I'm standing right here.
Tommy crossed his arms.
At least he doesn't try to lock lips with you every time you ride Pirates.
I glared at Zoey but stopped, worried she might take it for flirting.
"Pirates is, like, the most romantic ride ever." Zoey savored her last bite of churro, sticking her tongue out at me as she popped it in.
I'm not the one who brought a backpack,
Tommy said, as if there was something wrong with being well prepared.
My mom only gave me a twenty for food. I had to pack lots of candy,
I told him. "Which I had been sharing with you." I zipped up the pocket Tommy'd been swiping Twizzlers from.
We were stuck in line for almost an hour before we could even see the front of the ride. Annoying other people by swinging the line's chain was the only thing that made it bearable.
I was about to fall asleep standing up when I was pushed from behind. Make way. Move over. Coming through.
The school bully, Susie Jo Sikes, shoved us out of her way, followed by Randy 'The Snapper' Stevens, and little Lanny, the shortest girl in our class, the perfect height to either kick you in the kneecap or punch you in the kidney.
Hey! No cutting in line,
Zoey shouted. She was one of the only people in our grade who'd even dare speak to Susie Jo—and that included a few of our teachers.
Fortunately, Susie and gang just kept right on going.
Little girl.
A tall skinny lady, who apparently had no idea what the word little meant, stepped in front of Susie. Are you cutting in line?
Mom, mom! This weird lady won't let me pass.
Susie waved ahead to some imaginary parent near the front of the line. I'm trying to get to my mother, if you don't mind. She has my inhaler.
Susie elbowed around her when the lady didn't move fast enough.
Some people are so rude.
Little Lanny gave the lady a dirty look as she passed.
When we were about to finally get to the bobsleds, the line took a sharp left and entered a maze that wound around inside the base of the mountain. What a dirty trick. We still had miles to go.
I thought there were supposed to be less kids on Back to School Day,
I moaned. I mean, how many schools send kids to a theme park on the first day of school?
Apparently a lot,
replied Zoey.
It's fewer kids, not less.
Sunny put down her book. This trip is a one-time thing. The school won't do it again next year. They're just trying to create a new more student-friendly image.
She was reading something called A Swiftly Tilting Planet. That sounded like a great end-of-the-world book, but from the cover—a muscled-out boy riding a unicorn—it was probably a teen romance novel in disguise. I made a note to myself not to let her trick me into reading it, like she did with The Tiger Rising—that stupid tiger didn't eat anyone.
You mean like not feeding us to ravenous aliens?
I said, recalling last year's faculty-sponsored extracurricular activities that resulted in some of our classmates being eaten by slimy green aliens.
Hey,
Tommy cut in. Did you know they keep Walt Disney's frozen head right here inside the Matterhorn? They plan on re-animating him someday.
That's the lamest thing I have ever heard,
Sunny said. His cells would sustain irreversible damage from ice crystals that form during the freezing process.
That's what strikes you as wrong about freezing Walt Disney's head?
Zoey looked from Tommy to Sunny as though she didn't know who she should slap first.
Not if they filled his head full of antifreeze,
Tommy protested.
I wasn't buying the frozen head story, but I didn't think I could wait in line a minute longer. I pointed to a door along the side of the mountain that read, Cast Members Only. Let's go see if we can find him.
I don't want to lose my mouse ears.
Tommy stroked his hat, which was custom embroidered with his name right across the front.
I still say they messed up your hat,
I told him. "It clearly says, Tammy."
There's no way I'm sneaking around, looking for Walt Disney's head.
Zoey crossed her arms.
I guess you're outvoted, Zack,
Sunny added. Because I'm not that stupid, either.
Tommy.
I put my hand on his shoulder like we were best buds. Think of what we might see back there, all the secret inter workings of a real theme park ride.
My other arm draped around Zoey. And Zo, I bet there's all kinds of dark secluded corners, just the right size for a pair of romantic kids to cuddle up in.
Zoey blushed.
I didn't usually talk like that to