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    Zen Smoking: A Mock Epic with Stock Characters

    By A.K. Stanfield

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    Will Wright and his band get a gig on Halloween, but they are not prepared for all that awaits them at Billsmore College--a satyr, a wizard, a mad scientist, ecofascists, and more! That's not even considering Will's accidental exposure to a strange new synthetic cologne and what he believes to be magical occurences.
    Is something nefarious afoot or is he simply paranoid?
    Madcap magical realism.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherA.K. Stanfield
    Release dateJul 26, 2011
    ISBN9780976480150
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    Zen Smoking: A Mock Epic with Stock Characters
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    A.K. Stanfield

    * Ph.D. in Instructional Design and Development (2014) * M.A in Creative Writing (2001) * M.A. in American Literature (1997) * B.A. in English/History (1992) * Professor of Writing and Humanities * Author of Deep Orange, Zen Smoking, D.E., The Battle of Rattler's Bluff, and The Antlered Queen * Songwriter, bassist, vocalist, and synths with The Slackadaisicals * Composer with QuarterHawk

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