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The Secret Santa is the first in a long line of short, humorous but very true stories presented by Salmonella for the Soul. Enjoy this celebration of dysfunction as Thomas Koulfax joins his co-workers in celebrating his first Christmas holiday as a teacher. It's a true Christmas miracle when Little St. Dick (yes, Dick) crashes the party!
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Thomas Koulfax
Thomas Koulfax has spent his entire professional life in education, reaching the pinnacle of his profession by the age of 30. He has authored over 19 books under various pen names. The pen names are truly a necessity due to his propensity to attract extremely obese stalkers. Koulfax remains to this day socially awkward with way too many idiosyncrasies to function as an adult in today’s society. Thomas Koulfax continues to work in education. He lives with his wife a daughter on their modest estate in Northeastern Pennsylvania.
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