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    40 of the Most Hilarious Dirty Jokes Ever Volume 2
    40 of the Most Hilarious Dirty Jokes Ever Volume 2
    40 of the Most Hilarious Dirty Jokes Ever Volume 2
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    40 of the Most Hilarious Dirty Jokes Ever Volume 2

    By Marcus Albey

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    The 2nd installment of some of the dirtiest, raunchiest, and most insanely hilarious jokes ever imagined!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMarcus Albey
    Release dateMar 23, 2014
    ISBN9781310719585
    40 of the Most Hilarious Dirty Jokes Ever Volume 2
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    Marcus Albey

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      40 of the Most Hilarious Dirty Jokes Ever Volume 2 - Marcus Albey

      40 of the Most Hilarious Dirty Jokes: Vol. 2

      By The Joke Man

      Smashwords Edition

      ******

      Published by:

      The Joke Man on Smashwords

      40 of the Most Hilarious Dirty Jokes: Vol. 2

      Copyright © 2014 by The Joke Man

      1. Q. Why don't guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex?

      A. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

      2. A guy walks into a bar and after a while, strolls up to the bartender. He bets the bartender $100 that he can piss from one end of the bar to the other and into a glass. The bartender happily takes the bet, knowing he'll make an easy $100.

      The man unzips his pants and begins to piss but doesn't even come close to making it into the glass at the other end of the bar. Instead, he pisses on the bar, on the stools, on the floor, and even on the bartender himself.

      Instead of getting mad, the bartender laughs hysterically, but the man doesn't seem

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