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    Our First World Problems
    Our First World Problems
    Our First World Problems
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    Our First World Problems

    By Joshua Cerberus

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    When life has you beaten you down and you just want to scream - because the TV remote is missing, you are experiencing a first world problem. This entry into my haiku collection includes 200 haiku centered around the trials, tribulations, and oddities that we find ourselves with living in the modern age.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJoshua Cerberus
    Release dateApr 28, 2014
    ISBN9781310168734
    Our First World Problems
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    Joshua Cerberus

    Just a humble man. For me haiku is a game, that I wish to share.

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