One Wild Night [Enjoying the Chase Novella]
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Twelve overgrown man-children, sixteen hours, and a whole lot of liquor. Just how much fun can be had in one night?
Join Nate, Ashton and their friends on a wild night out on the town.
*NOTE* This is NOT a romance story, it's a short (approx 22 thousand word) humour sketch. It's an Enjoying the Chase novella featuring characters from my other published novels - Enjoying the Chase and Nothing Left to Lose. WARNING - Contains spoilers for both books.
****All of the author's profits and royalties from the sale of this ebook will be donated to Macmillan Nurses for the wonderful work that they do. [Registered charity number 261017]*****
Kirsty Moseley
Zunächst veröffentlichte Kirsty Moseley ihre spannenden und gefühlvollen Geschichten als E-Books im Selbstverlag – und konnte Millionen Leserinnen und Leser begeistern. Die Autorin aus Norfolk ist verheiratet und Mutter eines Sohnes. Eines der Geheimnisse ihrer Romane: Ein klein wenig ähneln fast alle ihre Helden ihrem Ehemann Lee. Natürlich nur in seinen besten Eigenschaften.
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5oh God... that was good... hahahahahahahaha
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5I think,honestly,this was the funniest story I have ever read! It was hilarious, I could not stop laughing...what a great writer!!
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5I could not stop laughing!!! I absolutely love this book and all of the characters! Wish to read about Seth and Rick next!!! Maybe Wayne too! I just want to read more!
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5"“This is going to be one wild night, but don’t worry; I’ll get you so drunk you won’t even remember it in the morning,” he assured me, leading me out of the building."I cant believe I actually enjoyed all the craziness in this story. I wish my future bachelorette party resembles this one because it will definitely be memorable and a great way to say goodbye to single life. Obviously, there are some events that happened that should be left for the guys, but us girls can come up with stuff too. If you want to know what goes down at a bachelor’s party, then pick up One Wild Night. You will most definitely not regret it and enjoy this wild ride. It is a great funny, short story and a great novella to the Guarded Hearts series."When he made a growling sound and tore his shirt in half, throwing it at my feet, I just about lost it. Now it was my turn to scream like a pre-pubescent girl who had just been hugged by Harry Styles."As I had mentioned on a previews review for another short story of Kirsty Moseley, I had read all of her stories on Wattpad before they were published and also the ones that haven’t been published—those stories being The Boy Who Sneaks In My Bedroom Window, Always You, Enjoying The Chase, Nothing Left To Lose, Fighting To Be Free, Stalkers, Secrets and Lies and Alpha Bloodlines (except Free Falling and Bond Mates; I haven’t read this story yet). This story contains minor spoilers to Nothing Left To Lose and Enjoying The Chase. Be sure to buy and read those two books first and then read One Wild Night.
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One Wild Night [Enjoying the Chase Novella] - Kirsty Moseley
One Wild Night
[An Enjoying the Chase novella]
By Kirsty Moseley
Smashwords Edition
Copyright 2014 Kirsty Moseley
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Acknowledgements
Cover design by Mollie Wilson at M J Wilson Design. Mollie, thank you for making the stupid, vague and totally unhelpful idea I had look totally amazing!
Thank you to my amazing editors – Emily from Ruston Hutton, and Kristin and Becky at Hot Tree Editing.
Dedication
For no other reason other than she was beautiful, smart, strong, and loved the occasional F-bomb, I dedicate this one to my Auntie Pauline who sadly passed away this year.
Rest In Peace, Auntie, and know that you’ll be missed and never forgotten. xx
All of my author proceeds and profits from the sale of this ebook will be donated to MacMillan Nurses for the wonderful work that they do.
[Registered charity number 261017]
Chapter One
I really couldn’t procrastinate any longer. After taking one last look at my girl, I forced myself to walk out of the front door and down the stairs to the lobby. Tonight was my bachelor party, but I wasn’t ready for it at all. If I was honest, all I really wanted to do tonight was lie on the sofa with my fiancée, Rosie, and watch TV, maybe catch a little early night so I could ravage her body. However, my best friend, Ashton Taylor, had decided I needed to go out and celebrate my last night of freedom.
As I stood in the lobby waiting for him to arrive, a bad feeling settled in the pit of my stomach. I had no idea where we were going or what we were going to be doing tonight – all I knew was that when Ashton had gotten married a few years back, I had taken my best man duties seriously, and of course had teased the shit out of him all night long. Tonight was probably going to be payback.
As the front door swung open and Ashton strutted in with a shit-eating grin on his face, I groaned loudly. He was wearing a black T-shirt that read: ‘Best man of the pussy-whipped party’ on the front.
You ready for this, Nate?
he asked.
Seriously? You’re wearing that?
I asked, pointing down at his chest.
He laughed and nodded, throwing his arm around my shoulder. This is going to be one wild night, but don’t worry; I’ll get you so drunk you won’t even remember it in the morning,
he assured me, leading me out of the building
I sighed deeply. I had a feeling I was going to live to regret ever meeting him by the time morning came. This was probably going to be the most painfully embarrassing night of my twenty-five years of life.
When I stepped out of the door, I already wanted to cry. They were all standing there, all of my friends, waiting for me in front of the minibus we were obviously using tonight. They cheered and chinked beer bottles, grinning like morons even though it was barely past lunchtime. All of my friends were decked out in T-shirts like Ashton’s, but instead, theirs read: ‘Team member of the pussy-whipped party’ on it. My dad, Evan, was there, too; his said ‘I’m the daddy’. Even George, my soon-to-be father-in-law, wore one that said ‘Father of the bride’ on the front.
Something flew towards my face, so I caught it quickly, looking down at my own T-shirt. ‘Groom’ had been printed on the front, but they’d crossed it out and written ‘Bride’s Bitch’ there instead. I flipped it over and looked at the back. ‘It’s my last night being single, please spank me’.
I closed my eyes and shook my head. I hate you guys,
I grumbled, but my meagre protests just made them cheer and chink their bottles again.
Let the bacheloring begin!
Ashton enthused, grinning.
I sighed and decided just to go with it. I knew I was in for strippers, drinking, probably some embarrassing display of being tied up naked somewhere, and whatever else could come out of Ashton Taylor’s warped little mind.
My friends all started piling on the minibus, and my gaze settled on the large sign that had been hand-painted onto an old bed sheet and stuck to the side of the bus. Son of a bitch,
I grumbled under my breath, following reluctantly behind them all and climbing on the bus. As I stripped out of my nice shirt I’d chosen for tonight and pulled on the party shirt instead, I smiled apologetically at the driver who had obviously been paid to ferry us around all night long. No doubt, he would see some embarrassing antics tonight before he dropped us all home.
I glanced down the bus, seeing everyone properly for the first time. On top of there being my best friend, dad and soon to be father-in-law, there was also eight other guys. All of whom I was close friends with; one of them I knew from work.
My eyes settled on Seth; he was grinning like an idiot. I’m guessing you were the one who made the huge ‘pussy mobile’ sign on the side of the van?
I asked, raising one eyebrow at him. Out of all of my friends, he was the one who was most similar to what I used to be before I met Rosie and settled down. He was a player. He was the only one who didn’t understand my desire to marry the girl of my dreams. To Seth, getting married was like the death penalty.
He grinned and raised his beer bottle to me in toast. You guessed right.
Nodding, I looked around and immediately spotted a case full of beer on the front seats, along with various other bottles of alcohol and a couple of duffle bags. My curiosity spiked immediately. Part of me wanted to know what was in the bags; the other part, the more rational part, told me I needed to be drunk before I found out.
I