Zeke Meeks vs the Horrifying TV-Turnoff Week
By D.L. Green and Josh Alves
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D.L. Green
D.L. Green lives in California with her husband, three children, silly dog, and a big collection of rubber chickens. She loves to read, write, and joke around.
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Zeke Meeks vs the Horrifying TV-Turnoff Week - D.L. Green
The day started out great. For one thing, I had gotten my best grade ever on a math test: a C+. Yahoo!
For another thing, it was Friday. I was going to my best friend Hector’s house after school. Then I planned to sit around and watch TV and play video games all weekend. I couldn’t wait.
For a third thing . . . wait. I’m confused. Maybe that’s the fourth thing. I’m not very good at math.
Anyway, for another thing, recess was really fun. Hector and I pretended we were Enemy Warriors from the Fight, Fight, Fight TV show.
On the show, Enemy Warriors zoomed around Planet Fatal and stabbed each other with red-hot electro-swords. Hector and I ran around the school playground and stabbed each other with invisible swords.
I was running so fast that I almost crashed into Grace Chang. It wasn’t really my fault. Grace is so tiny that I didn’t notice her at first.
But she noticed me. She yelled, Zeke Meeks! Get out of my face.
Yeah. Get out of her face,
Emma G. said.
Yeah. Get out of her face,
Emma J. said.
Get out of my face
was a line from the Sassy Sara TV show. A lot of kids in my third-grade class watched that show. Sassy Sara often shouted, Get out of my face,
or Get your face out of my space
or Get lost and don’t ever be found.
I pretended to slash Grace with my invisible sword. She dug the nail on her pinky finger into my arm.
That may not seem too bad. But Grace Chang has extremely long and extremely sharp fingernails. So when her pinky nail dug into my arm, it was extremely painful.
And that’s when my great day started to get terrible.
After recess ended, our teacher, Mr. McNutty, said, I have four announcements. And they are all good.
Hector raised his hand and asked, Are we going to have an ice cream party?
You’re close,
Mr. McNutty said.
Are we going to a candy factory?
I guessed.
You’re close,
Mr. McNutty said.
Are we getting more time for recess?
Laurie Schneider asked.
Close,
Mr. McNutty said. I’ll just tell you the news. We’re having a week of no—
Owen Leach interrupted him.
A week of no tests!
Aaron Glass shouted.
You’re both close,
Mr. McNutty said. We’re having a week of no TV or video games. We’ll begin TV-Turnoff Week tomorrow. I’ve already e-mailed your parents about it.
Everyone groaned. A week of no TV or video games was not at all close to a week of no homework or tests. It was as far away as another universe, a very bad universe. Also, announcing TV-Turnoff Week was not good news. It was very bad news.
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