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Patrick Scrivenor was brought up in Africa and England and, after studying at Oxford University, served in the army. He has since worked as a journalist and writer. He lives in Kent.
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I Used to Know That - Patrick Scrivenor
This edition first published in 2021
First published in Great Britain in 2010 by
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CONTENTS
Foreword by Caroline Taggart
Introduction
PARTS OF SPEECH
GRAMMAR
SPELLING AND PRONUNCIATION
PUNCTUATION
CLEAR USAGE
PITFALLS AND CONFUSIONS
Afterword
Further Reading
Index
FOREWORD
When the original version of I Used to Know That was published two years ago, I spent a very jolly couple of days in a small BBC studio in central London. With headphones over my ears and a microphone in front of me, I talked to people on radio stations all over the country about the book: why I had written it, what they liked about it and what brought back hideous memories.
To my surprise, the hideous memories were what excited people most. Top of the list – and this bit wasn’t a surprise – was maths. One listener said that just looking at the letters a + b = c on the page had brought him out in a cold sweat, even though he no longer had any idea why. Another radio station carried out a series of interviews in the street asking people, among other things, if they knew who Pythagoras was. ‘Oh yes,’ said one man, ‘he’s to do with triangles and angles and all that malarkey.’
I thought that was wonderful: ‘all that malarkey’ summed up perfectly the way many of my generation were taught. We had to learn it (whatever ‘it’ was); we were never really told why; and, once exams were over, unless we went on to be engineers or historians or something, we never thought about it again. But it lingered somewhere at the back of our minds, which may be why I Used to Know That touched a chord.
However, covering five major subjects and including a catch-all chapter called General Studies meant that a single small volume couldn’t hope to deal with anything in much depth. This is where the individual titles in this series come in: if I Used to Know That reminded us of things that we learnt once, these books will expand on them and explain why they were important. If you enjoy this one, look out for I Used to Know That: Geography, Maths, History and General Science as well.
The argument over the rights and wrongs of laying down rules for a living, breathing, language will continue to rage as long as English is spoken. Yet there have to be some guidelines if what you say or write is to be comprehensible to the people who hear or read it. If there were no tenses for verbs, there would be no way of knowing if an action took place in the past, present, future or might-have-been. If words didn’t have precise meanings, they would become – well, meaningless. And if you tried to say something complicated without understanding the way a sentence should be put together, you would end up as confused as your listeners. On the other hand, if you spoke the same way as your grandparents did, you would still be talking about the wireless and putting an apostrophe in front of ’bus. So where does ‘correctness’ end and stagnation begin?
If you were ever taught grammar, this may well be stirring up some of those hideous memories I mentioned earlier. If you belong to the era when teaching you the rules of your own language was deemed unnecessary, it may leave you more confused than ever.
Fortunately, in either case, help is at hand in the genial form of Patrick Scrivenor, whose mantra is, wherever possible, ‘keep it simple’. He admires accuracy, but despises pedantry. While clarifying the difference between a future perfect and a future continuous and reminding us how to tell a possessive pronoun from a correlative conjunction, he reassuringly shares our bafflement about the many facets of English (not least of them spelling) that defy logic. Like us, he has been known to confuse ‘militate’ and ‘mitigate’ and dithered over whether to write ‘convertable’ or ‘convertible’. So while telling us the difference between right and wrong when it matters, he can also advise us not to worry about it when it doesn’t. Anxieties over grammar, spelling and ‘correct’ usage have never been dealt with so soothingly.
CAROLINE TAGGART
LONDON, 2010
INTRODUCTION
Languages pre-date their rules. They are usually in existence, and freely spoken, long before they are written and long before anyone starts to systematize their rules. They rarely have rules that have been thought out logically in advance. Even languages that developed in a period of literacy, such as modern English, evolved like this. Languages also continue to evolve, and what look like set rules are constantly modified or even abandoned. It is very hard to say what is correct, and what incorrect.
All the same, in the classroom we were taught the difference between formal English and colloquial English. We were taught to obey certain rules of grammar, vocabulary and spelling, and these constitute our understanding of what is good English.
There are many varieties of English – national, regional, and class. Which variety were you taught at school? The likelihood is that you were taught Standard Written English – the formal version of English taught both to mother-tongue English speakers, and to foreigners learning English as a second language. In other words, Standard English is a matter of education. There are different varieties of Standard English, British and American being the two main ones. But their similarities far outweigh their divergences, and Standard English is well on the way to becoming an international language among people educated in a certain way and to a certain level. This book concentrates on British Standard English. American English is mentioned where differences in grammar, spelling or vocabulary might cause confusion.
How much grammar can you remember? Are you red hot on the use of the subjunctive? Is it your second nature never to use a preposition at the end of a sentence? Wake up boy! How about the distinction between ‘will’ and ‘shall’?
Without going so far as to shout, ‘Wake up!’ at you, this book will reacquaint you with all that stuff you once saw written on the blackboard. I have tried to retain the traditional terms of grammar that you would have heard at school. I have had to feel my way to some extent with this, since how you were taught English grammar depends to some extent on where you were at school and how long ago. But we are concerned here only with how to use vocabulary, grammar, punctuation and spelling to write clear, concise English.
So, I want you to settle down at the back of the class and open your exercise books, because we’re going to crack straight on with Parts of Speech.
PATRICK SCRIVENOR
APRIL 2010
PARTS OF SPEECH
Words are constructed of letters. The five vowels and twenty-one consonants of English express sounds made by the human vocal cords, tongue and mouth. Together or singly, these sounds make words. The ‘parts of speech’ classify words by what they do. So, nouns name people and things, verbs express action, adjectives modify nouns, adverbs modify verbs and so on. Depending on how many nits you want to pick, there are ten parts of speech in English.
Of course, it’s not as easy as that. Grammarians down the ages have delighted in splitting hairs and making distinctions. Even after ditching the most pedantic, there are still many variants of all the parts of speech.
Here they are.
NOUNS
NAMING NAMES
‘Every Tom, Dick and Harry is named John
!’
– Sam Goldwyn, when a friend told him what he had called his son.¹
Nouns name. Your own names are nouns. Furthermore, they are proper nouns, naming a specific single person, place or thing:
Dame Edna Everage
Sydney Harbour Bridge
Australia
They are usually given a capital first letter, and proper nouns that refer to events are often preceded by ‘the’:
the Industrial Revolution
the Second World War
Some titles also take ‘the’:
the President (but President Lincoln)
the Queen (but Queen Elizabeth)
It is not always easy to distinguish proper nouns from other nouns. For instance, the names of birds or flowers unquestionably refer to a single ‘thing’ – the species of bird or flower indicated. But the word ‘chaffinch’ or