What a Hippopota-Mess!
By Pat Skene and Graham Ross
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Pat Skene
Pat Skene retired from the world of banking to find her voice. She is an Indigenous author of seven books for children, including What a Hippopota-Mess!, Rhyme Stones and Monster Lunch in the Orca Echo line. Pat is a regular contributor to the Oakville News and is currently working on her memoir. She lives in Oakville, Ontario.
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What a Hippopota-Mess! - Pat Skene
What a Hippopota-Mess!
Now, if you’re like a lot of us
and think a hippopotamus
would never make a lot of fuss,
well, then you would be wrong.
I saw two hippopotami
when they were peeking water-high.
One hippo seemed a friendly guy,
but not for very long!
He twitched his hippopota-ear
and started swimming very near.
He said, Hey, Bud! Come over here!
I tried to run away.
He chased me with his hippo-feet.
Wait up!
he said. My name is Pete!
And then he dragged me by the seat
right back into the bay.
Pete swam the hippopota-stroke.
He held me in a hippo-choke.
I gave his meaty ribs a poke.
He made a grunting noise.
That’s when Pete’s hippopota-pal
said, "Hiya, Bud! My name is Sal.
I’m just a hungry hippo-gal.
And I eat little boys!"
She flicked her hippopota-tail
and saw my face was rather pale.
Sal’s hippopota-breath was stale.
She licked me on the