Let it Snow! Season's Readings for a Super-Cool Yule!

LET IT SNOW!

Season's Readings for a Super-Cool Yule!

Ten eclectic stories in off-beat holiday settings by:

Red Tash, Jack Wallen, Jessica McHugh, Axel Howerton, Tim Tash, Mercedes Yardley, Claudia Lefeve, Marian Allen, Connie Roberts-Huth, and T. Lee Harris. 

Approx 42,000 words

Copyright 2012, Respective Authors

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Genres: contemporary fantasy, horror, thriller, young adult, teen, lgbtq, mystery, crime, high fantasy, sci fi, humor, paranormal, detective, adventure, and holiday.

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LET IT SNOW!

Season's Readings for a Super-Cool Yule!

Ten eclectic stories in off-beat holiday settings

Foreword

A Laurents County Landfill Christmas, by Red Tash

Silent Night, by Jack Wallen

Crazed in Christmas City, by Jessica McHugh

A Manlove & Kickerdick Xmess, byAxel Howerton

The Snow Wolf's Gift, byTim Tash

A Serial Killer Christmas, by Mercedes Yardley

Old Mexia Christmas Brew, by Claudia Lefeve

The Pratty Who Saved Chrissmuss, by Marian Allen

Believe, by Connie Roberts-Huth

Hau'oli Hanukkah by T. Lee Harris

End notes & Acknowledgements

Foreword

Happy holidays and welcome to our quaint little holiday collection of zombies, crazies, fairies and treasure-hunters (and more)!  Doesn't that just give you the warm fuzzies?  If you said yes, then you're in the right place.

Dear reader, you hold in your hands an ebook of over 40,000 words.  That's the size of a small novel, my friend.  Enjoy it.  Within, you will find ten undiscovered gems of the ereader world.  Ten seasoned writers with volumes of work in their catalogs, just awaiting your discovery.  Are you all atingle yet?  Read on!

Why LET IT SNOW?  Well, we went round and round with what to name this collection, and finally decided...Wait. I'm getting ahead of myself, already.  Perhaps first I should tell you how this book came to be.

Quite simply, I was jealous.  Jealous of the kind of writer who can churn out a book a month, and in so doing, can always have a new offering for the ebook gods.  Writing has always taken me longer than that.  I can never let go of a finished story that quickly, let alone a finished novel! 

After some thought, I decided I would write a Christmas story set in the world of my most recent novel, TROLL OR DERBY.  The more I thought about it, the more I realized I should draft some of my friends into writing Christmas stories—or Chanukah, or Yule, or some other end-of-the-year holiday—as well.  After all, the more the merrier, when it comes to holiday parties. 

And what would a holiday party be without your favorite characters?  For once, I don't meant the office lothario or the lady with the lampshade on her head.  No, this time I invited each of these authors because I knew they had favorite characters to bring along.  That means that if you like a certain story within this ebook, you can find additional stories or novels starring the very same characters, just by following the links or googling these authors.  It's like picking up a free sample and finding out it's a full-sized product!  We hope you'll decide these characters are your new favorites.  Nothing would make us happier.

But back to that title.  The thing was, once everyone's stories were in, the only theme in common between them was that they were set at the holidays.  There was at least the mention of snow in each story, even if there were no snowflakes to be found.  We tossed around a hundred witty titles, and eventually, LET IT SNOW leaped out as the clear winner.  I think of it as a snow shower of good writing.  Pick up this ebook and shake it like a holiday globe—inside, our favorite characters are knocking around just waiting to meet you!

Lastly, I want to add that it's not just the characters that make this book a treat.  All of the contributors to this collection are special people and terrific storytellers.  They may not be rush job writers, but they have other gifts, spending several months crafting the tales you will find within this collection just for this ebook.  That, dear reader, is an amazing thing.  When is the last time someone wrote a story just for you?  Never?  Well, that's not the case anymore. The next time somebody asks, you can say LET IT SNOW was written just for me—here, it says so right in the Foreword!  (I dare you to do that and not end up in Taunton Asylum.)

I know you will enjoy reading this collection, and I want to thank you on behalf of all the contributors for downloading this anthology.  Should you have any questions about where to locate other works by the any of us, check their websites (links are at the end of each story).  Failing that, all of them are on Facebook.

We look forward to getting to know you, just as you get to know our beloved characters.

Wherever you are, whatever you celebrate—happy holidays, from each of us to all of you.

Sincerely,

Red Tash & friends

A Laurents County Landfill Christmas,

A story of winter pixies and moonlight

by Red Tash

Harlow

Winter in Laurents County, Indiana is cold, damp, and gray.  Winter in the landfill is even worse, which is why I like it.  Nobody bothers me. 

Usually.

I woke from a nap and decided to brave the conditions outside the mansa for a lap or two around the swampy ground, and who did I see creeping?  This old wizard dude.  He's been coming around for years, just often enough to irritate me.  Don't know what he wants, because he doesn't speak. 

He looked like he was thinking about something, then he grasped his staff with both hands, thumped it into the ground, and a snow shower came on like magic.

Show off! I yelled, although I doubted he heard from across the dump.  Weirdo.

The day before, I'd managed to score a near-pristine copy of Rachael Ray's holiday magazine, and now her sweet face was becoming pocked with the falling snow.  Stupid of me to have left it outside, I guess.  I reached for it, scanning the teasers again. 

Uninvited guests this holiday season?  No problem!  Celebrate in style with these last minute gift ideas!

I scoffed.

I got your gift right here! I shouted to the old man, but he was gone.  In his stead, a fading twinkle of glittering lights, then a puff of smoke.

Good riddance, I said, stroking Ray's face lightly before tucking the magazine inside my jacket.  I could glamour it back to its original shape, but it'd have been nice to have something not half-broken for once.

Speaking of half-broken, might as well invite the whole gang over, I said to Ray.  As usual, she did not reply—although, this time she was in my jacket, so maybe she did and I just couldn't hear her. 

I reached into the mojo sack I wear around my neck, and pulled out a sprig of holly.  I held it between my tusks and teeth, marched in a circle three times, and sang a few lines of All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey.  Wizard or no wizard creeping, I sang the heck out of that song.

I clapped my hands seven times and whistled, but I didn't have to wait long before a bevy of snow pixies were hovering around me. 

My handwriting's not what it used to be, guys, so make this look extra pretty for me, okay? 

They clanged in response, their voices ringing flat like tiny mangled sleigh bells.

I waved my hands in the air around them, half-hoping to swat a few as I shook out my knuckles to loosen them up.  Although Christmas Pixies were a lot nicer lot than the warm-weather Tinks that had plagued us a few months earlier, they could still be nasty little critters. 

Etched like frost on a glass window, I wrote out the invitation as nicely as I could.  According to Deb, my hand-writing was surprisingly delicate, although my precious flower didn't quite use those words.  You write like a girl, she'd said.  You write better than me, anyway. 

I wondered what she'd been up these past few days with her mom and her sister, back at the trailer park.  Well, hopefully I'd find out soon. 

I drew a scalloped edge around the lettering, then jotted the names of all my friends in succession.

That should do it, I said.  Here's hoping Deb doesn't bring her mom.  One of the pixies winked and clanged in that awful tenor some unintelligible response.  I probably shouldn't have said that last part out loud.

There's some lavender tea & local honey in the house, I said.  Warm up on that before you head out, would ya? 

I glanced again at Ray's magazine.  12 Christmas Gifts Your Family Will Love!

You know, Rach, I think you stole that story from Woman's Day, but whatever, I said.  You're right.  I do need to go shopping.  I tossed the magazine inside the mansa, and kicked away some trash from the door.  A piece of glossy heavy paper flew up and caught the breeze.  I grabbed for it, but it hit me directly in the face before I could catch it.

What is this?  I said as I pulled it away from my face.  An impossibly beautiful man, tall and bare-chested, willow-thin like a teenager stared intently at the camera.  The shade of enormous white wings hung behind him, well-glamoured for the photoshoot, but still visible to the naked magical eye.

Well, I'll be dipped in horse manure and rolled in cracker crumbs, I said.  It's him.

The pixies emerged from the mansa.  As I was counting them to make sure they were all there, one of them grinned mischievously and tossed cracker crumbs at me.

Hey, I was kidding about that.  Don't you dare go dragging manure of any kind into this house.

The pixies jingled in unison at me, their wordless bells now chiming out the tune to the Twelve Days of Christmas.  Much better, I said.  It was the only real reason I didn't swat them like flies, or like Summer Tinks or some other pest.  Hard to feel good about stopping the music, you know?  Now off with you, I said, and they zoomed away, over the hills of garbage, now very prettily disguised under several inches of snow.

I scrounged a bit until I found the magazine the beautiful man's image had been torn from.  It'd been years since I'd seen him, and talk about awkward!  He was a changeling, and hadn't known it at the time.  I'd always wondered what had happened to the guy since the night he fledged out in front of me in an abandoned hunting cabin.  Never had forgotten those wings of his, white as snow.  Looked to me like he'd either become a model or a movie star—I honestly couldn't tell what the ad was for.  Moonlight?  Maybe a cologne.  I smelled the page, but it only held the scent of garbage.

Good for him, I said.  Beauty like that doesn't last in a place like Bedrock, Indiana.

Well, Rach, I'll see you in a bit, I announced, as I opened the door of the mangled olive green fridge I'd installed near the front door of the mansa, and disappeared down the Fridgerator Shoot.  Fastest route to the Troll Market. 

The swirling haze dumped me out from the familiar drainage pipe across a field from the Trollin' for Bargains Flea Market.  The sign that boasted its status as the 2nd largest flea market in the Midwest now flashed in a blinding staccato of blue and white, as a series of poorly-attached LED icicle lights lit up either end of the banner.  A large section of lights simply hung there, not lighting up at all.  As I neared the Flea Market building, I could see that section was actually made up of Summer Tinks, each of their little arms crossed in stubborn defiance.  Whatever they'd done to deserve this treatment, I was sure they'd deserved it.

Making my way through the English side of the flea market was a lot quicker without Deb and Derek tagging along.  No one was stopping at every other booth to look at Christmas crafts (Derek) or to handle the collectible swords (Deb).  When