Online Dating is Hell: Dating for Women, #2
By Cassie Leigh
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Online Dating Can Be HELL
Especially if you're a reasonably attractive woman.
From the douchebags who think all women are interchangeable…
To the nice guys who don't have a clue…
To the guys who are so broken down from their last relationship they don't even know where to start…
It's enough to make a woman want to join a nunnery and be done with it.
It does make for some very entertaining stories, though.
This book is for the women who've been there, done that, and need a good laugh before they dive back into the utter chaos that is online dating.
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Online Dating is Hell - Cassie Leigh
What Online Dating Is Like For Me
I'm not gorgeous, but I do consider myself a reasonably attractive woman, which means when I join these sites I get a decent amount of attention.
(Not as much as some women, but more than I like in all honesty. And that's with a semi-hostile profile.)
I always seem to join one of these sites in a moment of weakness.
Like the night I decided I wanted to see which of the four personality types I was and set up a profile so I could take the test.
Bad idea.
It was one of those free-for-all, contact-anyone-you-want-say-anything-you-want, sites.
(Oh, and you couldn't stop new matches from coming in. That was fun.)
I filled in the profile, took the test, saw the results, and went to bed thinking nothing of it.
Not like I was going to get any messages, right? I'd only posted one crappy photo.
Ha.
I woke up the next morning to twenty-two of them.
At first, I was kind of excited.
Twenty-two messages! Wow. That's great.
I thought I might get one or two messages overnight. But, twenty-two? I'd never expected that many.
(And I've heard of women getting more than fifty the first day they join one of these sites, so really my response rate was pretty lackluster.)
I saw all of those responses and figured there was bound to be someone interesting in there.
I mean, twenty-two messages. One has to be promising, right?
Yeah, not so much.
(Keep in mind that I was pretty clear in my profile answers that I wanted a relationship and wasn't interested in a casual hookup.)
I opened the first one.
It was from a guy who explained that he was married and staying in the relationship for the kids. He complained that his wife didn't sleep with him anymore, so he'd joined the site looking for someone to sleep with on the side. He really liked my picture and I seemed nice.
He, of course, didn't have a picture on his profile because he didn't want anyone to know that he was a cheating bastard (my words, not his), but he was happy to send a picture along privately if I was interested.
Pig.
(Just what I wanted—some married man to send me a picture of his junk. Because you know he's sitting there thinking that's what makes him attractive to women. Uh, dude, women don't feel the same way about your junk as men do about boobs. Sorry.)
Anyway.
I deleted it unanswered.
I was not so desperate to find someone that I was going to agree to screw around with a married man.
I opened the next one. It said, Hey hottie! Whatcha up to tonight?
It was sent about a minute after I'd uploaded my photo.
Great. A man who was so eager to contact me that he couldn't even take the time to look at anything other than my photo.
Delete.
E-mail three was an obvious cut and paste about the guy. My name is John and I am thirty-two. I like long walks and am looking for a woman to walk with me through life.
Sigh.
I spent a good half hour putting in responses to the damned questions on that site and that guy couldn't take five minutes to see something in my profile worth commenting