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    Old Maud's Addiction to Her Electrical Vibrating Massager
    Old Maud's Addiction to Her Electrical Vibrating Massager
    Old Maud's Addiction to Her Electrical Vibrating Massager
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    Old Maud's Addiction to Her Electrical Vibrating Massager

    By Goddess Pleasure

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    An erotic comedy short story for adults only.

    Dear Maud is seventy-one-years-old and hasn't indulged in the pleasures of sexual matters for many years. After her husband Norman passed away, and after pulling a muscle in her back when picking up a box of his stuff to give to charity, she's fed up of everything lately. A few weeks later, when relaxing in her comfortable armchair, Doris - her neighbour and good friend - teaches her how to use a computer in order to take her mind off matters. When surfing the internet one day, old Maud sees a mains-powered electrical vibrating massager in an online health and beauty shop and she purchases it immediately in order to relieve the pain and tension in her back muscles. She's never used one before and, after plugging it into a power socket in her bedroom and experiencing true and intense pleasure for the first time in her life, the massager drops out of her hand and into her lap. Then the fun REALLY begins... She not only begins a steamy and torrid affair with Doris, they both get it on with their postman, Stan, too and Maud's mind is not only distracted from pining over her late husband, her aching back improves dramatically. Best of all, her life becomes a hell of a lot more enjoyable again!

    A very erotic and funny tale that'll be sure to titillate you no end, pardon the pun.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherGoddess Pleasure
    Release dateApr 11, 2015
    ISBN9781310579394
    Old Maud's Addiction to Her Electrical Vibrating Massager
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    Goddess Pleasure

    I extend a very warm welcome to you, dear reader, to my profile page. Thank you for stopping by.I'm a British author and I write many different quality stories in several genres to entertain readers worldwide. I hope you enjoy any of my books and if you do please leave a little review for me as it'll be very much appreciated, thank you. Please feel free to add me to your favourite authors list too so that you can keep track of new releases.I now write erotica, bizarro comedy, sci-fi, thrillers, paranormal etc under my new pen name Rosemary Ravenblack I still write some erotica under my Goddess Pleasure pen name (The Kinky Adventures of Fanny Ann series). Please see my website for further details of what I've written over the years and am working on at the moment.Older books I've written under the following pen names and in different genres are still available to purchase, read and enjoy, from excellent Smashwords' own online bookstore and all other good retailers as well:1. A.K. Morgan: Mostly crime thrillers, comedy and also paranormal tales.2. Virginia Grafenberg: Erotic comedies.3. Rosemary Quill: Non-erotic, mild, beautiful love and romance stories.My work is available in e-book format and in paperback too. Thank you for showing interest in what I create, I appreciate it very much. Take care and enjoy a wonderful day!

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      Old Maud's Addiction to Her Electrical Vibrating Massager - Goddess Pleasure

      Old Maud's Addiction to Her Electrical Vibrating Massager

      By Goddess Pleasure

      Copyright 2015 Goddess Pleasure

      All Rights Reserved

      Smashwords Edition

      This story is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and events are a product of the author's vivid imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events and places is purely coincidental.

      This book or any portion thereof may not be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of the author, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical reviews and certain other non-commercial uses permitted by copyright law.

      This e-book is licensed for your personal enjoyment only. This e-book may not be re-sold or given away to other people. If you would like to share this book with another person, please purchase an additional copy for each reader. If you are reading this book and did not purchase it, or it was not purchased for your use only, then please return to your favourite retailer and purchase your own copy. Thank you for respecting the hard work of this author.

      The author is British so the story's spelling and grammar are British style.

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      Maud is seventy-one and hasn't indulged in the pleasures of sexual matters for many years.

      After her husband Norman passed away and, after pulling a muscle in her back picking up a box of his stuff to give to charity, she's fed up of everything lately.

      A few weeks later, when relaxing in her comfortable armchair, Doris - her neighbour and good friend - teaches her to use a computer to

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