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Did you hear about the cat that had thirteen kittens?
She was fined for littering.
What is the definition of catlike?
It is what a cat does when it goes on Facebook.
What did the ram saw to the ewe when he proposed?
Wool you marry me?
Which is a cow's favourite city?
Bullawayo.
Why do cows love riding in elevators?
They love the moozak.
She was fined for littering.
What is the definition of catlike?
It is what a cat does when it goes on Facebook.
What did the ram saw to the ewe when he proposed?
Wool you marry me?
Which is a cow's favourite city?
Bullawayo.
Why do cows love riding in elevators?
They love the moozak.
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