Doctor Have You Got a Minute
By Tom Smith
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Tom Smith is een van die leraars by Fontainebleau Gemeenskapskerk. Hy studeer aanvanklik by RAU en behaal sy meesters- en doktorsgraad aan die Universiteit van Pretoria. Hy is getroud met Lollie en hulle het twee kinders. Tom het al drie boeke uitgegee en hou van studeer. Hy bly in Randburg, Johannesburg.
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Introduction
I’ve thought about writing this book for thirty years. That’s how long I’ve been answering questions in my doctor column in various newspapers. Most of the questions I receive from readers are fairly predictable, even dull, but many are, shall we say, unusual. They are the sort that can’t be answered by looking up the journals, and wouldn’t be asked in a routine surgery appointment. So this isn’t the usual collection of questions and answers that you would read in any doctor’s column in a newspaper. They are, I suppose, a mixture of questions I’ve been asked socially, say at dinner parties, and as a columnist. They take in the quirky, the funny, and sometimes the serious.
Answering medical questions outside the surgery environment, whether it’s at a party or at the bus stop, is ‘off the top of your head’ stuff. Unlike ‘real’ medicine in the surgery, there’s no instant access to the books and journals, or to the internet, to give doctors the chapter and verse back-up to what we are saying. Nor do we have the opportunity to take a proper history, examine the patient and set up tests to prove the diagnosis – all essential in every surgery consultation. So when we pontificate socially on a subject we rely on our experience and what we remember about what we have read.
Consequently I have to admit that this book is flawed. I have answered queries very much as I would do in every day life: i.e. pretty much ‘off the cuff’. This has the advantage that, while reading it, you won’t be bothered by footnotes or by references to obscure reports in magazines you haven’t heard of, and I get to write freely and in my own completely biased way about the medical world as I see it.
The answers are mine alone, dredged up from my years in training, in practice, in reporting medical meetings and from reading the journals. They may be wrong, so don’t take everything as Gospel or this as some medical home help book. That it definitely isn’t. It’s supposed to be light reading, a book that you can dip into and out of whenever you want to relax. It may make you laugh, and it may make you think: if it does it has served its purpose.
That said, I’m fairly certain that what I write is accurate for its time. That’s because I do still read the journals. Every week I read the British Medical Journal, the Lancet and the New Scientist, mostly from cover to cover. I store them in box files for five years, so our attic is full of them. Occasionally I read them in the bath. I’ve even been known to fall asleep reading them, which accounts for the odd edition that is crinkly and thicker than the others. They dry out well overnight on the bathroom radiator.
Then there is what I’ve heard. For around a quarter of a century I have been reporting medical conferences all round the world. It is like being paid to be a permanent student of medicine. So when I’m asked, for example, at a drinks party, about the health benefits of red wine, I can say I was there, in Paris (or was it Vienna? That’s memory for you) when they were first announced.
Conversations with a doctor you have only just met in circumstances that are hardly the best for rational and sympathetic discussion, of course, are rarely as fruitful as they seem on the night. With the morning hangover (possibly for both participants) comes the realisation that what was said the previous evening might have been better left unsaid. For the doctor that’s especially so when the person’s real doctor phones up, irate about interference with the precious doctor-patient relationship, and threatens to report the apparently drunken conversation to the disciplinary committee of the General Medical Council. Suffice to say, if you are seriously worried about something, you should visit your own GP. Here I merely offer some of the commonest, and oddest, questions that I have been asked over the years. Perhaps you will recognise yourself in one of the types…
The Beauty Junky
Who is happy with their shape and appearance? Apparently about 80 per cent of men don’t really care, and about the same number of women hate how they look and would like to change themselves. At least that’s what the magazines would have us believe. I’m not sure it is true. Most of the young women I know seem to be happy with themselves, and that doesn’t seem to change when they grow older.
Then there is the Beauty Junky. She stalks the eart looking for ways to improve her appearance. She’s not happy with her skin, her nose, her bust, her spots, her figure, her posture, her hair, her laughter lines (when did you ever hear a Beauty Junky call her wrinkles that?) or, in fact, her life. So she tries to improve them all with creams, with fancy diets, with pills – mostly vitamins, supplements and herbs, and eventually with botox and surgery.
She talks about hardly anything other than ways to keep herself looking young and is most exercised by a material called cellulite, unknown to medical science, that has mysteriously appeared under the skin of her thighs. Currently she is trying to eradicate this material by slapping it with a vibrating belt and beating it with birch twigs in a sauna. She isn’t having much success.
Thankfully she disappears every now and then from the social scene, to recover from her latest nose or boob job, but she returns with renewed enthusiasm and a face that is even more devoid of expression.
She is probably the most frustrating of all the people who plague doctors. Not for her the evidence of clinical trials and of disastrous case histories: she would rather believe the ads of the very wealthy (and often unscrupulous) companies that promote their beauty products. I often wonder, while the Beauty Junky is prattling on about her next adventure in the search for eternal youth and perfect health, if she has ever read Rider Haggard’s She, in which the eternally youthful heroine visited the rejuvenating flame once too often with terrible results. But, of course, I’m too polite to ask.
Will I age at the same rate as my mother?
It depends a lot on whether your life and lifestyle has mirrored hers. It probably hasn’t. You probably grew up in better conditions, ate better, had fewer health knocks in your life, and had an altogether more affluent lifestyle. In which case you will age more slowly than your mother. The biggest influence on ageing, however, in our society, is smoking. Smoking rapidly accelerates the ageing process. So if your mother was a non-smoker and you smoke, despite all your other advantages, you will age much faster than she did. It’s not just the wrinkles, but the effects that smoking, carbon monoxide and tars have on all the internal organs, too. Smokers’ lungs can sometimes seem forty years older than their owner actually is.
Is it true that for some people becoming fat is a matter of a different metabolism from normal, and not because they eat too much or exercise too little?
No it’s not. The human metabolic rate, that is the rate at which we burn foods to provide us with energy, is very strictly controlled, and varies very little from one person to another. Think about your body temperature. Everyone knows that it is 37 degrees Celsius, and the slightest increase or decrease in it denotes some form of illness – like a fever or hypothermia. The body’s metabolism in normal health is geared to work within very strict limits and at this very controlled temperature. The metabolic rate only alters in illness or under conditions of real stress.
Examples are problems with the thyroid gland. It helps to regulate our metabolic rate. If it is overactive, we do everything faster, at a higher heart rate. We are physically overactive and have a ravenous appetite, but lose weight. If it is underactive, everything slows down, including our heart rate and our mental processes, and we put on weight. But both these conditions are illnesses, and if your thyroid gland is normal, your obesity can’t be laid at its door. Very simple blood tests make the diagnosis.
For stress to change your metabolism, you need to be under attack by a sabre-tooth cat (the old hunter-gatherer example again) or by your average High Street mugger. Or perhaps you are watching, on TV, world politicians making a mess of things again. The urge to fight, or to flee from, an enemy will release a surge of adrenalin that will increase your metabolism for a while. However, that is just temporary, and your metabolism soon returns to normal when the threat has passed. Unless you are in a state of constant anger or fear for every waking hour, which is in effect an illness, your metabolism will remain inside the strict limits set for every human being, in the same way as your temperature is.
Can you be fat while not eating very much?
Yes, you can be fat while not eating very much. Let’s go back to studies of ‘fidgets and floppers’ done around forty years ago. Volunteers were put in ‘calorie-controlled’ rooms for a few days. Everything in the room was constantly measured – the heat the people gave off, their physical activity, the material they expelled (for want of a better phrase) and their weights on entry and leaving several days later. The food intake was controlled so that everyone ate the same each day. The temperature of each room was kept constant, at a comfortable level. At the end, half of the subjects had kept to the same weight; the others had put on several kilos. The difference between them? The steady weight people had never been still. Even when they were sitting down, they were moving their fingers, their limbs, shifting in their seats, and getting up and down a