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    JoeJokes-03english
    JoeJokes-03english
    JoeJokes-03english
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    JoeJokes-03english

    By Joseph Kovach

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    Jokes JoeJokes-03english are jokes in English, Latin, German and Slovak languages.
    Jokes JoeJokes-03english offer the instruction and entertainment.

    Witze JoeJokes-03english sind Witze in englische-, lateinische-, deutsche- und slowakische Sprachen. Witze JoeJokes-03english bieten eine Belehrung und eine Unterhaltung.

    Vtipy JoeJokes-03english sú vtipy v anglickom, latinskom, nemeckom a slovenskom jazyku. Vtipy JoeJokes-03english ponúkajú poučenie a zábavu.

    Aneddoti Joe Jokes-03english sono aneddoti in lingua inglese, francese, italiano, russo e slovacco. Aneddoti Joe Jokes-03 offrono un insegnamento e un divertimento. Questa parte consiste di:


    Capitolo 1 – I. Donne

    Capitolo 2 – II. Figli

    Capitolo 3 – III.Taverna

    Capitolo 4 – IV. Lei & Lui

    Capitolo 5 – V.Polizia

    Capitolo 6 – VI. Negozzio

    Capitolo 7 – VII. Alcool

    Capitolo 8 – VIII. Politici

    Capitolo 9 – IX. Ladri & Tribunal

    Capitolo 10 – X. Diversi
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherJoseph KOVACH
    Release dateOct 3, 2011
    ISBN9788097041687
    JoeJokes-03english
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    Joseph Kovach

    As a teacher I have taught pupils in Bratislava and in Judenburg. I have taught English, German and French. I was on business in England and in Scotland, that is in London, Birmingham, Manchester, Glasgow, Luton, Lowestoft. There I knew people from Africa, Asia. I was working with people from Nigeria, South Africa, Iran, Malawi, Pakistan, India. Then I was on business in Austria and Germany. As a tourist guide I was in Paris, Roma and Vienna. By these journeys through Europe I have found that world languages have a common base and they can be learned easy. I have thought up easy method how to learn languages by help of jokes. I wish you pleasant time by studying foreign languages and I hope that JoeJokes will be your good helper by it.

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      JoeJokes-03english - Joseph Kovach

      X.Miscelaneous

      I.Women

      1.ENG

      Mrs Malvina was in a medical institution for weight loss. A waiter asked her at the dinner:

      Why don’t you eat?

      I will not eat from a wet plate.

      That isn’t the wet plate but your soup!

      1.lat

      Domina Malvina in sanatorio pro perdito pondi erat. Pincerna eam rogabat:

      Cur non edetis?

      Ex patella madida non ediam.

      „Patella madida non est, sed potagium vestrum!" 

      1.ger

      Frau Malvina war in eines Institut für Gewichtsabnahme. Ein Kellner fragt ihr beim Mittagessen:

      „Warum essen sie nicht?"

      „Ich werde doch von nassem Teller nicht essen!"

      „Das ist kein nasser Teller aber ihre Suppe!"

      1.svk

      Pani Malvína bola v liečebni na schudnutie. Pri obede sa jej čašník pýta:

      „Prečo nejete?"

      „Nebudem  jesť predsa z mokrého taniera!"

      „To nie je mokrý tanier, ale vaša polievka!"

      Questions:

      1.ENG

      01. What asked the waiter Mrs Malvina?

      02. What the waiter brought to Mrs Malvina?

      1.lat

      01. Quod pincerna dominam Malvinam rogabat?

      02. Quod pincerna dominae Malvinae portabat?

      1.ger

      01. Was fragte der Kellner Frau Malvina?

      02. Was brachte der Kellner Frau Malvina?

      1.svk

      01. Čo sa pýtal čašník pani Malvíny?

      02. Čo priniesol čašník pani Malvíne?

      2.ENG

      A woman observes a fisher who has taken a fish.

      Poor fish!

      Madam, if it hasn’t opened its mouth, nothing would its happened!

      2.lat

      Domina pescatorem vigilat, qui piscim capit.

      Pauper piscis!

      Domina, si os non aperuit, nihil eum non fieret!

      2.ger

      Eine Frau beobachtet den Fischer, der die Fisch gefangen hat.

      „Das armes Geschöpf!"

      „Madam, wenn sie nicht seine Mund öffnen würde, würde ihr nicht geschehen!"

      2.svk

      Žena pozoruje rybára, ktorý chytil rybu.

      „Chudinka ryba."

      „Pani, keby neotvárala hubu, nič by sa jej nestalo!"

      Questions:

      2.ENG

      01. Whom observes the woman?

      02. Whom would nothing happen?

      2.lat

      01. Quem domina vigilat?

      02. Quem nihil fieret?

      2.ger

      01. Wen beobachtet die Frau?

      02. Wem würde nicht passiert?

      2.svk

      01. Koho pozoruje pani?

      02. Komu by sa nič nestalo?

      3.ENG

      A neighbour complains to a neighbour:

      I broke my leg three times on the same place!

      And why do you go on the same place?

      3.lat

      Vicina vicinum quaerit:

      „Rumpi pesem meum triplex in loco ipso!"

      „Et cur in loco ipso itis?"

      3.ger

      Eine Nachbarin beschwert sich einer Nachbarin:

      „Drei mal habe ich mich die Beine auf die gleiche Stelle eingebrochen!"

      „Und warum gehen Sie immer auf dieselbe Stelle?"

      3.svk

      Suseda sa sťažuje susede:

      „Trikrát som si zlomila nohu na tom istom mieste!"

      „A prečo stále chodíte na to isté miesto?"

      Questions:

      3.ENG

      01. Where broke the neighbour her leg?

      02. What advises her the neighbour?

      3.lat

      01. Ubi vicina triplex pedibus rumpit?

      02. Cur vicina in loco ipsum semper it?

      3.ger

      01. Wo hat sich die Nachbar dreimal die Bein eingebrochen?

      02. Warum geht die Nachbar immer auf die gleiche Stelle?

      3.svk

      01. Kde si zlomila susedka tri krát nohu? 

      02. Prečo chodí susedka stále na to isté miesto?

      4.ENG

      Two men are speaking together:

      50% of women are flirts, 50% of them are gossipers and 50% of them are talkers.

      But that is 150%!

      Well, that is it!

      4.lat

      Duo homines dicent:

      „L% mulierum coquettes sunt, L% ex eas tabby sunt et L% ex eas picae sunt."

      „Sed est CL%!"

      „Bene, est id!"

      4.ger

      Zwei Männer plaudern sich:

      „50% der Frauen sind Plauderinnen, 50% von ihnen sind Koketten und 50% von ihnen sind Schnattergänse."

      „Aber das ist 150%!"

      „Dennoch, das ist es!"

      4.svk

      Rozprávajú sa dvaja muži:

      „50% žien sú klebetnice, 50% z nich kokety a 50% z nich táradla."

      „Ale to je 150%!"

      „Však, to je to!"

      Questions:

      4.ENG

      01. How many per cents of women are gossipers?

      02. How many per cents of women are talkers?

      4.lat

      01. Quot per cent mulierum coquette sunt?

      02. Quot per cent mulierum picae sunt?

      4.ger

      01. Wieviel Prozent der Frauen sind Koketten?

      02. Wieviel Prozent der Frauen sind Plauderinnen?

      4.svk

      01. Koľko percent žien je kokiet?

      02. Koľko percent žien je táradiel?

      5.ENG

      Two friends meet during the afternoon break. One of them lights a cigarette. The other tells her:

      I’d rather commit an infidelity as smoking in the public.

      I also, but I have only a half an hour break.

      5.lat

      Duae amicae per pausam postmaridiam obtingunt. Una ex iis cigarete luxit. Alia ei dicet:

      Magis infidelitam permitterem, quamodo in publico fumare.

      Et ego, sed solo pausam mediam horam habeo. 

      5.ger

      Zwei Freundinnen treffen sich durch die Mittagspause zusammen. Eine von ihnen zündet sich eine Zigarette. Die Zweite ihr sagt:

      „Ich würde lieber die Untreue begehen als in der Öffentlichkeit rauchen."

      „Auch ich, aber habe ich nur eine halbe Stunde Pause."

      5.svk

      Cez obedňajšiu prestávku sa stretnú dve

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