Zombie Outbreak Survival: Weaponology and Gun Control
By Van Allen
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Captain Allen served as a USMC Company Commander for a zombie outbreak response team deployed out of Fort Hood in 2005. Now retired, he recounts zombie outbreak incidents, unloads his expert level knowledge of zombies, and shares recently declassified information to help you get ready for and survive a zombie apocalypse. Forget most of what you think you know about zombies based on Hollywood movies, TV shows, and video games. What you don’t know will get you and everyone else killed. In this public service announcement, Captain Allen delivers the unfiltered and uncensored harsh reality of why weapons are so important to surviving a real zombie outbreak. Keep one fact in mind as you read Captain Allen’s PSAs. Surviving a zombie apocalypse is tough, but it’s tougher if you’re stupid. If you want to live, read this, learn this, and ignore most of what you see or read anywhere else, before it’s too late. When the fecal matter impacts the rotating aerial oscillator and you find yourself up to your eyeballs in flesh eating zombies and lunatic apocalypse hooligans, you’ll be glad you took every chance you could to read every one of these definitive zombie apocalypse preparation PSAs you could get your hands on. It’s not too late, yet.
Van Allen
Van Allen Fiction by Screaming Weasel Productions is my latest work. I'm a former Captain in the US Marines who now writes thrillers and futuristic adventures, including stories with conspiracy theories, alien invasions, space wars, and of course the zombie apocalypse. In my 21-year military career, I developed expertise in both combat training early on and then criminal investigations later on. While in the Marines, I completed a Bachelor's degree in Psychology from Texas A&M University and a Masters in Psychology from The Chicago School of Professional Psychology. Originally from Houston, Texas and currently residing in Frisco, Texas, I fancy myself a secret physics, statistics, and data nerd. I'm also known today for being a part-time tennis strategy and coaching genius...by my kids...sometimes.
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Zombie Outbreak Survival - Van Allen
Zombie Outbreak Survival: Weaponology and Gun Control
Van Allen
Published by Screaming Weasel Productions Distributed by Smashwords
Copyright 2016 Van Allen
Zombie Outbreak Survival: Weaponology and Gun Control
Screaming Weasel Productions
www.VanAllenFiction.com
vanallenfiction@aol.com
Copyright Van Allen 2016
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Cataloguing Information:
Allen, Van
Zombie Outbreak Survival: Weaponology and Gun Control
FIC028070 FICTION / Science Fiction / Apocalyptic & Post-Apocalyptic
SPO037000 SPORTS & RECREATION / Shooting
ANT016000 ANTIQUES & COLLECTIBLES / Firearms & Weapons
BUS053000, BUSINESS & ECONOMICS / Quality Control
HIS030000 HISTORY / Reference
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Title Page
Table of Contents
Introduction
Zombie Outbreak Survival: Weaponology and Gun Control
Afterword
Dedication
About the Author
Introduction
So, the world is going to end up in the shitter one day because of a zombie outbreak. What can you expect? What should you be doing now? What are the keys to your survival in a full-blown zombie pandemonium?
When the fecal matter impacts the rotating aerial oscillator and you find yourself right in the middle of a full-blown Z-virus outbreak, you need to know what to do. That’s why I started writing a detailed series of public service announcements (PSAs) to help a few of the soft squishy people see what it takes to get hard and prepare for the apocalypse. I've been writing zombie outbreak survival PSAs since 2009. Be sure to read all my other PSAs.
Keep reading my PSAs and I will continue to talk you through and walk you through what you can expect and what you need to do to survive and help your family survive, if you have any interest in your family