The Secrets of Bad-Ass Ninja Manifesting! How to kick the Law of Attraction’s Boney Butt and Make it Work for You! Volume One
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Warning: this book is tacky, controversial and highly effective!
If you are tired hearing all of the fluff about the law of attraction and really just want it to make it really work for you, then this book is your ticket. Learn the secrets behind the secret! Get YOUR mojo going! Learn to rock it out, get it done and finally get the life you want! Use these simple steps to kick some ass!
Most of us have heard about the law of attraction, cosmic ordering and manifesting the life of our dreams. It is true, there is a golden road that leads to fulfillment and you can follow it to get what you really want. The only problem is that there are some pretty damn big potholes and landmines that you need to learn to avoid.
Certain experiences are like bad zombies and they will keep coming back until you take aim, shoot them between the eyes and take charge of your thoughts! Lean to go all ninja on them and get your mojo on. This short book can show you why you fail and some simple ways that you can use to fix your mental flat tire.
Get up to speed, get over it and get your manifestation on!
Victoria Cayce
Victoria is a blood relative of the late Edgar Cayce (although not affiliated in any way with his wonderful foundation). She lives in Texas with her son and her dog Taz. She is damn sexy, a pacifist, an earth mother goddess type and lives life to the fullest each day.She is an avid hiker, rock hound and loves the outdoors. She is also tacky, funny , loves life, cherishes her friends and family and laughs a lot (usually inappropriately).
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- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Un livre pratique avec des passages en humour sur un sujet sérieux. Excellent. On se prend vraiment pour un ninja. A découvrir. Merci.
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The Secrets of Bad-Ass Ninja Manifesting! How to kick the Law of Attraction’s Boney Butt and Make it Work for You! Volume One - Victoria Cayce
The Secrets of Bad-Ass Ninja Manifesting!
How to kick the Law of Attraction’s Boney Butt and Make it Work for You!
Volume One
Victoria Cayce
Copyright 2013 Victoria Cayce
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Dedication
This book is dedicated to my family. I love you knuckleheads.
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CONTENTS
Promises, Promises
What You Are Signing Up For in This Book
Lesson One: the Universe Hates You
HOW Your GPS got Programmed by a Kindergartner
Henry the Hypnotist (and his blue balls)
The Quantum World of Weird (Nature is a Ho)
Blasting the Mind Zombies
Sneaky Super Ninja Tricks to Kick the Crap out of Manifesting
Ninja Trick Number Uno: Get Past the Yetis
Reprogram the Walking Dead
Jedi Mind Trick Number Two: Hypnosis is Your Friend!
Ninja Badass Trick Number Three: Find Your Happy Place and Camp There
Ginsu Knife Bonus Section
Ninja Trick Number Four: Call the Calvary
Ninja Trick Number Five: Create a new script (literally)
Ninja Trick Number Six: Keep moving forward (take action).
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Promises, Promises
Maybe you have read all the books, forked over your hard-earned cash and attended a few seminars too. Perhaps you got all excited and tried like hell to change your life. You set goals, made a vision board and told everybody and their dog that you were soon going to be a "new