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    On Santa's Lap
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    On Santa's Lap

    By N.K. Pockett

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    “Santa is scary with his pot stomach and beard that God knows what’s inside and his abusive name calling. I mean, he calls everyone hoes.”

    Evelyn Monroe hates Christmas with a passion, and she vows to hate it till the day she dies. Up until she was seventeen, she was a firm believer about all things Christmas, including that Father Christmas exists. But after reality slapped her hard, all she wants to do with Christmas spirit is to shoot it down. Christmas season drives her borderline crazy, and things just got a tad harder when an insanely hot Santa with a six-pack starts following her around.

    Nik McArthur a.k.a ‘Santa’ was busy greeting kids when he saw the Grinch in human form, albeit a prettier and more charming version. Now, he wants nothing short of her for Christmas, and he’s gonna find her and turn her into his own little elf no matter how fast she runs.

    Between holiday parties and a Santa stalker hot on her heels, Evelyn is clearly struggling to keep up. Everything only goes off the charts hilarious when a jealous ex and a six-year- old kid whoknows way too much join the mix.

    Will this daft turn of events push her over the edge? Or will it make her believe in Chistmas once more? On a different note, will Nik ever discover why she hates Christmas so much? One thing’s for sure, this will take a Christmas miracle to sort out.

    Looking for a witty yet heart-warming Christmas tale that’s sure to crack you up? Join Evelyn on her most awkward Christmas as of yet, grab your copy now!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBlvnp Incorporated
    Release dateDec 22, 2016
    ISBN9781386753483
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