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    Of Course You're Still Cool, Honey
    Of Course You're Still Cool, Honey
    Of Course You're Still Cool, Honey
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    Of Course You're Still Cool, Honey

    By Dan Consiglio

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    In a relationship, it's all about the give and take. He gives you plenty of opportunities to make fun of his embarrassing behavior and you take the high roadchoosing a little white lie over raining on his socks-with-sandals parade. It's touching, really.

    It's true. You'd do anything for your modern-day Supermanwhether it's cheering on his fantasy baseball team or complimenting his so-al-dente-it-crunches pasta. And when he's having a bad day, you're there to hug him, shower him with praise, and remind him that yes, Of Course You're Still Cool, Honey.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSimon & Schuster
    Release dateMar 18, 2011
    ISBN9781440510847
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      Of Course You're Still Cool, Honey - Dan Consiglio

      Introduction

      If you've ever had a relationship that lasted more than a few minutes, you understand the seismic role lying can play. And if you've ever been in a relationship with a typical male, you understand that a well-timed lie saves hours of wasted time that could have been better spent drinking coffee or enjoying a manicure.

      Man is a deceptively complex creature: capable of recalling exact batting averages from twenty years ago yet constantly forgetting to replace the toilet paper roll; fascinated by universal remotes yet completely ambivalent about his daughter's first Halloween costume; able to differentiate between sockets with an eighth of an inch difference yet entirely oblivious to the fact his wife's chopped off three inches of her hair. Women might characterize these deeply embedded traits as selfish—and they'd be exactly right. So how then is a man's significant other supposed to cope with such egregious flaws and maintain sanity?

      By lying.

      Because the only thing more tragic (and hard to live with) than a man is a man with a bruised ego. Consider this the first-ever couples therapy book that tells it like it is: He's a sometimes loveable idiot who will never

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