Fishin': Impossible
By Davy Ocean and Aaron Blecha
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Harry Hammer’s all-time favorite TV show is Mike Hammerhead, Shark Detective. The fin-tastic detective never fails to solve under-the-sea ‘who-dunnits’ and now Harry has found himself in similar water when he investigates the disappearance of his worst enemy Rick Reef. Has his nemesis gone missing or gone fishing?!
Davy Ocean
Davy Ocean is the pseudonym of a collective of writers from the creative agency Hothouse Fiction, based in London.
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Fishin' - Davy Ocean
OWWWWoooooooOWWWWWoooo-ooWWWWWOOOOOOOOWWWWoo-oooooOWWWWWooooooWWWWW-OOOOOOOOWWWWoooooooO-WWWWWoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
Let me explain.
That is the sound of me being swung by the tail.
Yes. Tail.
I’m a hammerhead shark. Which means I have a hammer-shaped head at one end, and a tail at the other. Which means I’m the dorkiest-looking shark there is, ever, in the history of shark (and that goes way, way, way back).
Oooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!
And that’s the sound of me flying across the school playground, over the heads, fins, and tentacles of the other kids and squids.
I bounce on the finball field straight into the goal, bulging in the net like a leggy air-breather’s catch.
I guess you want to know why this is happening to me.
As I lie here upside down, and feeling more than a little inside out, I’m asking myself the very same question.
But before I can find a proper answer, I’m being dragged out of the goal by my friends Tony the Tiger Shark and Ralph the Pilot Fish.
Wow!
says Tony, turning me the right way up.
Double wow!
says Ralph, straightening my school blazer and glancing into my mouth. He’s trying to see if my crash landing has dislodged any leftover breakfast from my teeth. Ralph is a pilot fish, and pilot fish love eating leftover food from sharks’ teeth. That might seem gross to you leggy air-breathers, but to me it’s the best way of having my teeth cleaned. At least I don’t have to do it half asleep at the mirror while my mom moans at me about the state of my bedroom.
So why was I being spun around and thrown through the sea like a rubber-headed javelin made of shark? It’s because the sea-circus has come to town and we all went last night. It was great.
MY TOP FOUR SEA-CIRCUS ACTS
1. The Seahorse Riders . . . tiny krill jockeys performing epic tricks on the backs of furiously finning seahorses
2. The Krazy Clownfishes . . . who ride around in a wobbly multicolored submarine. It falls apart every time they beep the horn. Hilarious!
3. The beautiful Trapseas Artists . . . who swing from the roof of the circus tent on sequined, driftwood trapseases
4. But best of all, the act we really love the most . . . are the Acrosprats!
Tumbling across the circus ring, fin flipping and flip finning, the Acrosprats are so strong, even their scales have muscles. They climb poles, balance on one another’s dorsals, and spin one another by the tails to fly at other Acrosprats zooming in from the other side of the tent!
They look as if they’re going to crash headfirst into the other Acrosprats in a massive smash of scales and gills! But at the last second they just manage to twist out of the way. That’s the move Ralph and Tony just tried with