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    151+ Blonde Jokes!
    151+ Blonde Jokes!
    151+ Blonde Jokes!
    Ebook19 pages14 minutes

    151+ Blonde Jokes!

    By LOL Funny Jokes Club

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    The Funniest Blonde Jokes in the World!

    Did you know that laughing can have a positive physical and mental effects on the body! Laughter can lower blood pressure, lighten tense situations, and help you bond with friends and family. Jokes, humor, and comedy come in many forms. Whether it is a few funny jokes, a silly joke book, or a funny movie, we can all benefit from the positive effects of comedy and humor! You'll love this hilarious joke book. Share a funny joke with a friend today!

    -151+ funny blonde jokes
    -Hilarious blonde insults and humor
    -Lots of funny jokes and entertainment
    -Perfect for status updates and text messages
    -Use them to create hilarious memes

    Are you looking for funny and hilarious blonde jokes?
    With this awesome collection of funny blonde jokes you can make everyone laugh! This ebook full of funny blonde jokes is perfect for any occasion. You and your friends will laugh for hours at this funny joke book.

    Uses for funny jokes...
    -Can aid in storytelling
    -Great for conversation starters
    -Improves conversation and social skills
    -Can make others laugh, smile, and be more playful
    -Can lighten tense moods and create rapport with others

    Laugh until it hurts...
    Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?
    A: Someone said that the drinks were on the house.
    ---
    Q: How would a blonde kill a fish?
    A: She would try to drown it.
    ---
    Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
    A: Put her in front of a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say hello.
    ---
    Q: Why don't blondes like audio-books?
    A: There are no pictures.
    ---
    Q: What is dumber than the blonde jokes above?
    A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

    Scroll up and click "buy" to start laughing now!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHey Sup Bye Publishing
    Release dateAug 15, 2017
    ISBN9781370752348
    151+ Blonde Jokes!

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      151+ Blonde Jokes! - LOL Funny Jokes Club

      Blonde Jokes

      Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

      A: Someone said that the drinks were on the house.

      Q: What are a blonde's first words after four years of college?

      A: Would you like fries with that?

      Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 plus 7 on a calculator?

      A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

      Q: Why did the blonde snort Splenda?

      A: She thought it was Diet Coke.

      Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes?

      A: They take off their makeup.

      Q: What did the blonde say when asked what the last two words of the national anthem are?

      A: Play ball.

      Q: How do you recognize a blonde at a car

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