Witch's Brew
By Ryan Scott
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Three witches concoct a special brew to make them young and beautiful but experience unexpected results.
Ryan Scott
Ryan Scott is an aspiring game writer who is currently pursuing a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Creative Writing from Full Sail University. He enjoys writing for fantasy RPGs, adventure games, and fictional dramas. He has had a short story published online in the Scarlet Leaf Review and is also a former actor, with credits in the television show “Monk” and Nickelodeon’s game show, “Brainsurge.” Ryan is a cancer survivor and has a Horde tattoo on his right shoulder. He writes to inspire others, just as many of his favorite games have inspired him.
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Witch's Brew - Ryan Scott
Witch’s Brew
By Ryan Scott
About the book:
Three witches concoct a special brew to make them young and beautiful but experience unexpected results.
Chapter 1
Boil and bubble; double trouble; hee hee hee,
cackled the first witch.
Now what are you making?
asked the second witch.
I’m brewing up a nice Bache of poison for the queen. She said she’s getting sick and tired of the King chasing all the harem girls.
The third witch smelled the steaming cauldron.
Hmmm, I love this aroma. It makes me want to vomit, but I don’t blame the Queen. I hear he’s a randy old goat!"
That’s all true enough, but I get awfully annoyed with making poison for discontented wives. Our thanks is to be reviled and burned at the stake. We need to change our modus operandi.
Like what are you suggesting?
asked the second witch.
Well, we could brew something to make us young and beautiful. Then we could choose provocative names and discard the witch 1, witch 2 and witch 3 designations.
Are you joking? We come from a long line of hags, and now you want to throw that venerable tradition away?
Not at all! We’ll still be in the trouble making business, but we’ll upgrade our operation and be even more destructive without the risk of being burned.
"You have a good point. We could continue to be nasty and hurtful, but we would have more opportunity to inflict our venom if