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    The Book on Evil, Wicked,Mean, & Nasty / A Whimsical Guide to Payback and Revenge
    The Book on Evil, Wicked,Mean, & Nasty / A Whimsical Guide to Payback and Revenge
    The Book on Evil, Wicked,Mean, & Nasty / A Whimsical Guide to Payback and Revenge
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    The Book on Evil, Wicked,Mean, & Nasty / A Whimsical Guide to Payback and Revenge

    By Richard Krause

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    This book covers multiple comical and whimsical ways of getting back at the people, and / or organisations that have done you wrong in one way or another. Some of which are legal, others that are not so much. All are evil, wicked, mean, and nasty, to say the lease. It will be an enjoyable read even if it is only used as a mental exercise.I have attempted to record most of the nasty tricks I have learned in the past six and a half decades. During my time in government service and through the years of three marriages (Chuckle, chuckle). In truth it is hoped that my readers will not enact any of the nastier methods depicted in these pages.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherRichard Krause
    Release dateJan 19, 2018
    ISBN9781370157174
    The Book on Evil, Wicked,Mean, & Nasty / A Whimsical Guide to Payback and Revenge
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    Richard Krause

    Mr. Krause lives in Southwest Florida, he is sixty-six years old, and he is a retired government worker, He has a degree in Network Engineering and Administration specializing in Computer Security, and has an extensive background in Environmental Sciences. He is married with two adult children and three furry four-legged children. Mr. Krause has been writing books and short stories since way back in 1982. Mainstream publishing has overlooked his work and he has now decided to move on to self-publishing with Smashwords and Amazon. His first published work is "The Book On Evil, Wicked, Mean & Nasty / A Whimsical Guide to Payback and Revenge" Later works include "The Fine Art of Getting Even" available through SmashWords.com and Amazon.com and "The Ancient Wisdom of an Old Shadow Warrior" available in paperback and Kindle through Amazon.com and paperback through Barnes & Noble.com. His most recent work is "The Plucking of the Golden Years Goose" a study on the scams, frauds, and abuses perpetrated against the elderly and how to recognize them and guard against them. He is currently working on a space opera trilogy, "The Far Star Trilogy" consisting of "The Perilous Star", "Trouble on Tyree", and "Destiny's Star". He expects to finish these books within the next six months to a year. His hobbies other than writing and reading are, scale modeling, he builds and paints 54mm military miniatures, cutting and polishing semiprecious gemstones which he has found on his yearly mining vacations and then turning them into unique handcrafted jewelry pieces, he also does gunsmithing of vintage weapons.

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      The Book on Evil, Wicked,Mean, & Nasty / A Whimsical Guide to Payback and Revenge - Richard Krause

      The

      Book

      On

      Evil, Wicked, Mean

      &

      Nasty

      (A Whimsical Guide To

      Payback & Revenge)

      By: R. D. Krause

      Copyright © 2015 by Richard D. Krause

      All rights reserved, including the right to reproduce this book or portions thereof in any form.

      Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.

      Smashwords Edition

      Disclaimer

      The author assumes no responsibility for the use or misuse of the ideas described. The author specifically disclaims any personal liability, loss or risk incurred as a consequence of the use, either directly or indirectly, of any information presented herein. This book comes with absolutely no warranty, in particular regarding the authenticity or accuracy of any action described herein.

      All methods, actions and other data in this writing are meant for information purposes and mental exercise only and should not be attempted. Some of the schemes described in this book are illegal to perform, and all are immoral. And most of them will make your target suffer in one way or another.

      You should consider this text as a source of amusement, not as a manual of how to create havoc and get yourself into trouble.

      In other words, do not do this at home kids!

      Remember, even if you do not get caught, Karma is a Bitch!

      Dedication

      This work is dedicated to all of those out there that have had the misfortune of having run afoul of the many ignorant, self-centered, uncaring, jackasses that seem to populate our world in this day and age.

      Foreword

      For more years than I care to think about, several of my friends and associates have kiddingly said that I wrote the book on evil, wicked, mean, and nasty.

      Usually, during an evening of indulgents while consuming massive quantities of Rocky Mountain Silver Bullets assisted by that notorious Pirate Captain.

      In the six and a half decades I have been on this ball of dirt we call the Earth. I have had a few occasions when I have run afoul of certain other individuals for one reason or another and have had the thought of dastardly revenge come sweetly to my mind. It has been during those moments of pain and disappointment that I have developed the methods and schemes approached in this manuscript.

      Then several months ago, while sitting and talking to my three best friends, Lexi Lu, Aesop, and Kodiak, my three pups. I proposed the idea of actually writing a work on the subject. I decided that I wanted to compose it as a whimsical and comical approach to revenge and payback. They seemed to agree that it would be a good idea, or at less they did not disagree. That of course may have had something to do with the treats I had in hand at the time. At any rate we decided that at the very least it would relieve the boredom of being old, broke and depressed!

      And that is how the project got started. I am very happy to say that now in the winter of my life, that I have not enacted many of the schemes laid out in this manuscript. Not, mind you because they do not work. But rather because I have an extremely healthy respect for Karma! I have learned in my sixty five years of life that everything is on the wheel. Everything you say, do, or enact, be it good, bad, or indifferent will at some point come back to you.

      With that being said, please enjoy the read. Hopefully few of you will ever indulge yourselves in more than the planning stage.

      Now my friends and family can honestly say they know the guy that wrote The Book on Evil, Wicked, Mean, & Nasty

      Have fun, be careful, and be smart.

      The Author

      Table of Contents

      Foreword

      Chapter 1 / Planning

      Chapter 2 /Phase 1 /The Recon

      Chapter 3 / Planning and Safety

      Chapter 4/ A few things to always keep in mind

      Chapter 5 / The Camouflage

      Chapter 6 / The Plan

      Chapter 7 / The Telephone

      Chapter 8 / The Internet

      Chapter 9 / Destructive Revenge

      Chapter 10 / The Mark’s car

      Chapter 11 / The residence

      Chapter 12 / The work place

      Chapter 13 / The computer

      Chapter 14 / The institutional

      Epilogue / Also Known as the End

      About the Author

      Chapter 1 / Planning

      So, hello all of you out there that have been put upon, snubbed, downgraded, cheated on, overlooked or just plain shit on. By some self-satisfying, inconsiderate jackass that thinks his shorts do not stink.

      In the pages of this manuscript we will attempt to show you how you may be able to teach this asshole a lesson or two. Or at least get some satisfaction from returning the pain you have had to its source.

      Now we all know that you are an angel and would never do anything wrong.

      But every so often even the best of us has a run in with some evil wrong doer that thinks they have the right to treat us as if we do not matter.

      It may have been a coworker or a boyfriend or a husband, or even heaven forbid a girlfriend or wife. Or it might be a neighbor, brother, cousin, aunt, uncle, shopkeeper, waitress or waiter, or even a customer.

      In today’s society it could be almost anyone. We are all subject to misuse by others that really have no right consuming oxygen. It is the sign of the times. It is these dastardly individuals that bring out the devil in all of us.

      Most of the time, we just ignore these cretins and go on with our life as if nothing has happened. But, sometimes the affront has been so damaging that we are unable to let it go.

      Those are the times when we decide that we have to do something.

      The first thing we have to remember is that any action needs a plan. Failing to plan is the same thing as planning to fail.

      One of the biggest mistakes that most people make is that they try to retaliate when they are mad. Do not get mad, instead get even!

      The next mistake that many make is the belief that it is necessary to let the subject of you wrath know that his/her come-up-pence is on its way to their doorstep. Always

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