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    Uncle John's Creature Feature Bathroom Reader For Kids Only!
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    Uncle John's Creature Feature Bathroom Reader For Kids Only!

    By Bathroom Readers' Institute

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    Get ready to walk on the wild side!

    Once upon a time, Uncle John set his ghouls on a task to create three new For Kids Only! books: Strange & Scary, Wild & Woolly, and Under the Slimy Sea. But then a giant green creature oozed out of the muck and gobbled them all up! And what did that horrible thing spit out? This book--Creature Feature! It’s bubbling over with more than 400 pages of blood-curdling facts, gut-wrenching activities, cringe-inducing jokes, and head-spinning true stories--all made even more icky by all the freaky photographs and illustrations. Whether it walks, limps, gallops, flies, crawls, swims, or just sits there and makes fart noises--chances are you’ll encounter it in Creature Feature. So have a spooky good time checking out . . .

     

    * The World's Smelliest Sneaker
    * Dog-sized horses and horse-sized dogs
    * The great ball of snot
    * An armadillo invasion and a turtle traffic jam
    * Zombies, Bigfoot, and “the mothman”
    * How to make your own mummy
    * Why polar bears don't eat penguins
    * Vengeful ghosts and haunted castles
    * And much more!
     
    Don't say we didn't warn you.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPortable Press
    Release dateSep 1, 2012
    ISBN9781607106678
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    Uncle John's Creature Feature Bathroom Reader For Kids Only!
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    Bathroom Readers' Institute

    The Bathroom Readers' Institute is a tight-knit group of loyal and skilled writers, researchers, and editors who have been working as a team for years. The BRI understands the habits of a very special market—Throne Sitters—and devotes itself to providing amazing facts and conversation pieces.

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