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Alice in Sik Fathom: Alice
Alice in Sik Fathom: Alice
Alice in Sik Fathom: Alice
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A tale of a oddly twisted yet funny an surreal story of wonderlands vision an the style of a devils kiss of entertainment version of candyland.
LanguageEnglish
PublisherAuthorHouse
Release dateJul 12, 2011
ISBN9781463414511
Alice in Sik Fathom: Alice
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Erick Tieman

It's always been sense i was young and i listened to my very first cassette (in which i thought was music but instead was a story of 'Alice In Wonderland' ) that gave my unique idea's when growing up to write a story of my own. I live in Ohio and i like creating fashion designs, writing books, & being a great host to true friendships.

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    Alice in Sik Fathom - Erick Tieman

    Alice In Sik Fathom

    Alice

    Erick Tieman

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    AuthorHouse™

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    Phone: 1-800-839-8640

    © 2011 Erick Tieman. All rights reserved.

    No part of this book may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted by any means without the written permission of the author.

    First published by AuthorHouse 7/8/2011

    ISBN: 978-1-4634-1451-1 (e)

    ISBN: 978-1-4634-1452-8 (dj)

    ISBN: 978-1-4634-1453-5 (sc)

    Library of Congress Control Number: 2011908596

    Printed in the United States of America

    Any people depicted in stock imagery provided by Thinkstock are models,

    and such images are being used for illustrative purposes only.

    Certain stock imagery © Thinkstock.

    Because of the dynamic nature of the Internet, any web addresses or links contained in this book may have changed since publication and may no longer be valid. The views expressed in this work are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of the publisher, and the publisher hereby disclaims any responsibility for them.

    Contents

    Chapter 1: A Girl Named Alice

    School

    Health Classroom

    Science Classroom

    Last Class For The Day

    Chapter 2: IN THE GARDEN Of The Strange & Unusual

    Stranded On The Planet ‘Sik Fathom’

    Wonderland

    Her Other Self

    Tree Of Strange

    Limo Ride

    Chapter 3: Nowhere: Rosemary’s Abandoned House

    Tree Of Strangers

    Forest Of The Grodul

    Chapter 4: SOMEWHERE: Derdra’s Castle

    Tapeworm

    Chapter 5: ELSEWHERE:

    Tree of the Strangeling

    Gulutonous Blobs House

    Chapter 6: SOMEWHERELSE: Tortuous & the Hare

    Alice In Story Of The Insane Farmers House

    Ship Sorrows Forlorn

    Chapter 7: Wherelse

    Entertainers Stage

    Tower Of Mernom

    Chapter 8: LIMBO

    Sevens Spaceship

    The Sun

    Alice Awoken

    Candyland

    Chapter 1: Candyland.

    Journey Of Solice

    Tower of Knowledge

    Chapter 2: Purgatory.

    The Insano Asylum

    The Long Hard Road Out Of Hell

    Chapter 3: Worm Ride

    Diary Of The Mad Hater

    The Milkman In Black

    Chapter 4: Far Away

    The Pirate Ship

    The Ship Wreck

    Chapter 5: The Samhain Harvest

    Mudoosa’s Spaceship

    Going Where The Sun Dies

    Chapter 6: The Nightmare Wheel

    *The Dark Eden - Journey Of Rebirth

    *Alice’s Fall From The Heavens

    Chapter 7: Something Wicked This Way Comes

    *Hansel And Gretel’s

    *The Dead Garbage Kids

    *Scarecrow’s Field

    Chapter 8: 11:34 P.m.

    *The Mad Hater’s Story

    *The Mushroom Boat Ride

    Chapter 9: Sandworm Dunes

    *The Lollipop Kids Gang

    *The Wizard Of Ozzdom

    Chapter 10: The Rainbow Bridge

    *Nasty Nubs The Leprechaun With No Legs

    *Zombie Raft

    Chapter 11: The Nightmare

    Wheel 2

    *The End Of The Beginning

    Alice Is Reborn Again

    *Life Goes On, On Sik Fathom

    About the Author

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    Chapter 1: A Girl Named Alice

    Once upon a time there was a girl birthed on All Hallows Eve named Alice Strange.

    There were no broken hearts on this Hallows Eve night accept for Alice’s. It seems that Alice’s mother died when giving birth to her. Alice Strange was then born yet not long ago, the world as it turns then - turns then like a screaming dream made true to others accept for Alice as she grew then after.

    School

    As Alice grew she started going to school an on … an on..

    On one day though that Alice was going to school taking the bus - she thought while sitting & looking out the bus window (while riding in the back seat), ….. ‘I always hate myself.’

    As this is the third day of school - Alice was not exited at all, & her long black hair blew slowly in the wind coming into the school bus from her opened window near her seat.

    As the school bus parked behind the school - Alice thinks to herself … ‘it hurts to know there’s just no point of creation, that were not human from ravaging a field before any crow saught the valley the field is in.’

    Soon enough the school bus doors opened an all the kids got off the school bus, as for Alice when she got off the bus she notices she squashed a worm by accident under her foot. As for her first step off the bus (like a ritual skipping- the other two steps),.. strange - she thought at first as she then not have the queerest of feeling at all. As for when she did squash the worm - it was the squash of the feeling at that… now laying dead on the concrete.

    Health Classroom

    Time itself passed by in school until health class had started with Alice at her desk in the back row of seats. Alice pays no attention an stares out a near+by window by her desk, she watches the newly+made rain droplets scatter & drip downward on the window until the droplets reach the seal below. Alice pictures inside her mind the bush outside through the window view on fire. As the teacher went on talking with an English accent. Alice thinks then ‘wow, schools going to suck without my best friend Erick being in non of my classes this year.’

    Alice thought the English health teacher is quite beautiful. As for the health teacher she puts in the movie ‘Mary Poppins’ an turns the classroom lights off.

    Alice didn’t know much about her nearest classmate named Mary, though Mary (as Alice notices) is secretly listening to music with her headphones on- being illusive.

    Alice then taps Mary on her shoulder & Mary listens then to what Alice had to say. Alice asked Mary ‘like for freak’n sake do you think we have to watch all of this garbage, she fly’s with an umbrella & sh**, I mean seriously.’ Mary replied back to Alice ‘so, ya! .. like da! & sh**.’ So Alice thought ‘so, … I guess most of the students would of prolly said ‘like da! & sh**’ basically too cause the movie’s so corny.

    Science Classroom

    At the same time health class started with Alice, so did science class with Erick (whom is Alice’s best friend that not in any of her classes). Erick also sat in the back row. Erick sits close to the science+lab shelves as well. It seems Erick likes also imagining the different fetuses (in bottles) eyes open & close & he rarely pays attention to the teacher.

    There’s a girl that always dresses in black that has a desk near Erick too whom Erick found out (a couple days ago) that she’s into ‘decrepidology’ - the ritualistic behaviour of bowel eating.

    Last Class For The Day

    Now nearing the end of the day for being at school to be over for Alice & the rest of the students at school, she - (Alice) waits impatiently because of it being the last class of the day. So… time soon passed & the bell rings. Alice tells one of her friends named Pat (also a student in the last class for the day) - ‘later’ as Alice then rushed through the hallways an out of the school into the school’s parking lot where the school bus she’ll get onto soon, is waiting.

    Alice’s classmate in health class named Mary decided to stay at school for awhile cause she wanted to hear the English teacher play her double violin in the gym on stage.

    After all the kids were on the school bus (including Alice) , the bus driver then starts the school bus & pulls away leaving school grounds which then went down a long road far at first like usual.

    Well, .. while half way to Alice’s house - the bus driver decided to kill himself while in the school bus while he’s driving as well. He’s been planning on killing himself like this for years. …So .. the bus driver takes out these pills an starts taking them while driving the school bus & over doses on them. Soon enough the bus driver starts foaming out of the mouth & he got up while laughing an going then into convulsions in which then he had a seizer (being not at the wheel) and he fell to the school bus floor shaking.

    It was like slow motion to Alice as the school bus ‘slowly then quickly’ enough went off the road & crashed crazedly into a ditch. Alice’s head slammed up against her near+by window which cracked it muchly.

    Alice then fell deep into a coma laying distilt over her seat as then later she & the other students were taken to the hospital.

    Chapter 2: IN THE GARDEN Of The Strange & Unusual

    Alice - inside her imagination wakes up in her mind between inexistence & the mundane. Alice awakens in a visionary world with her having a cold estare when her eyes opened inside her mind/subconscious state.

    Alice emerged in silence & darkness, her eyes fixated on staring downward in a foot of water & she see’s a brightly colored wavy desert under her, staring through what seems (under a foot of water) out a stained glass window (an church+like) which lying under herself an under the foot+high water she’s in.

    Alice, then startled from noticing she’s under a foot+high length of water, lifts her head upwards quickly out of the water as then Alice notices she’s sitting down in a circular+shaped wall of bricks that which holds the foot+high water she’s sitting in.

    She got kind+of surprised again cause now she’s well+knowing of not having any clothes on her. So, Alice sits in the water upon the stained glass window under herself - looking around, ill with ease & unknowing of where she is because there’s little light to see as well around her.

    So….. She puts her long black hair around her ears while she cursed loudly saying ‘sh**.’ Then from all around her came tiny echoing voices speaking the word ‘quiet’ over & over again. Alice became puzzled from it (the echoes of the word ‘quiet’) as just then she was startled from a match then becoming lit in front of Alice’s eyes.

    A black colored shrouded girl whom’s face Alice could not see, she says then to Alice ‘are you looking for some light?’ Alice kind+of shocked replies back saying ‘what the hell?’ The black shrouded covered girl replies ‘no, … as what you know of the light is what I’m holding of only whating what it is, is it not?’ Alice then replies ‘what?’ ……..Suddenly candles (which placed all around Alice in a large circle) in this room started lighting by themselves going in a circle until the last candle in the circle was lit. The match, as well the black shrouded covered girl was holding quickly burned out too.

    Now Alice was able to see the room she’s in as then Alice asked the black shrouded covered girl what her name was. The girl tells Alice ‘my name is Ecila.’ Ecila then say’s to Alice ‘fallow me to put on your outfit, I was waiting for you for quite sometime now, I’m glad you showed finaly.’ Alice notices the room she’s in is very hot from when she got up from the water & fallowed Ecila to the other side of this room Alice awoken in. Alice, (cause it was warm her body dried already) now noticing her new outfit hanging on hooks which are on the walls to this room she’s in. Alice see’s her new outfit had a belt with a knife holder attached to the belt to her outfit hanging on the wall. Alice, while putting now her new outfit on then asks Ecila ‘so where am I?’ Ecila tells Alice saying ‘we are in a place strange, this I’m glad you came as from your slumber you awoken here - in the garden of the strange & unusual.’ Ecila odd enough then licked her hand abruptly then stopped quickly as soon as she just started too.

    Alice, now done putting her black hightened unisex boots, her black leather top & dress, as well her cape+like coat colored hot pink with mouse fur an pointy collar…..she - Alice then checked all her pockets she could check. In that she found only she had a knife in her knife holder & in the last pocket she checked was a amulet+necklace of some-sort. This amulet appeared to have a large symbol on it

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