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    Feeling the Wonders of Words: Put a Smile on Your Face
    Feeling the Wonders of Words: Put a Smile on Your Face
    Feeling the Wonders of Words: Put a Smile on Your Face
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    Feeling the Wonders of Words: Put a Smile on Your Face

    By André Wellington

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    Are you bored, unhappy, disappointed or demoralized?

    Get rid of it! If you want to put a smile back on your face, this fun fi lled and exciting book is the perfect solution to your problems. Feel the working wonders and changing power of words by exploring this fascinating anthology of jokes. It tells the most hilarious jokes uniquely integrated in Caribbean culture.

    Feeling The Wonders of Words Put a Smile On Your Face is the most hilarious and thought provoking of its kind. It is beautifully packaged and presented by the author Andr Wellington. It is a perfect gift for any family.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAuthorHouse
    Release dateJul 8, 2011
    ISBN9781456762926
    Feeling the Wonders of Words: Put a Smile on Your Face

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      Feeling the Wonders of Words - André Wellington

      © 2011 by André Meggie Spoon Wellington. All rights reserved.

      No part of this book may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted by any means without the written permission of the author.

      First published by AuthorHouse 04/18/2011

      ISBN: 978-1-4567-6293-3 (sc)

      ISBN: 978-1-4567-6292-6 (ebk)

      Library of Congress Control Number: 2011907419

      Printed in the United States of America

      Any people depicted in stock imagery provided by Thinkstock are models, and such images are being used for illustrative purposes only.

      Certain stock imagery © Thinkstock.

      This book is printed on acid-free paper.

      Because of the dynamic nature of the Internet, any web addresses or links contained in this book may have changed since publication and may no longer be valid. The views expressed in this work are solely those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the views of the publisher, and the publisher hereby disclaims any responsibility for them.

      Contents

      THE COMICAL RASTA

      LEGAL RANGLINGS

      CLASSROOM CHUCKLES

      BURNING QUESTIONS

      DID YOU KNOW

      WIFE AND HUSBAND STORY

      JUST FOR LAUGHTER

      ABOUT THE AUTHOR

      Andre Meggie Spoon Wellington was born in Jamaica on October 17, 1976. He is a teacher by profession. He is single with one son Deandre Wellington. He loves to read and entertain others. Andre is a Christian by religion but has a deep respect and appreciation for all other religions.

      DEDICATED

      I would like to dedicate this book to my son DéAndre Jeremy Wellington and surrogate daughter Mikayla Brown. You are my infusion of happiness. Without you my life would not have so much meaning and my creative spirit may not have emerged.

      To my grandmother and surrogate father for being there for me in the good times and bad times. Thanks mates the word is still love.

      I salute and honour the memory of my mother and all those who have gone on before. I am constantly reminded and encouraged by the fighting spirit of our forefathers.

      A BRIEF WORD TO THE READER

      For generations the drive to develop the feeling of happiness and inner joy have been left to chance with disappointing results. Many people are so unhappy today, they have forgotten how to smile.

      This book is intended to restore some joy and happiness in the hearts of the socially challenged and emotionally dispossessed. This book is guaranteed to make every reader smile.

      During my time of failure, sickness and grief, I turn to these jokes to help me cope with the challenges of life. It is my profound wish and desire that you too will let freedom reign for your ailing heart. Let the healing wonders of words put you back on the path of inner peace and joy.

      Never allow your bruised, broken and battered heart to descend into chronic depression. Nothing eases the pain of a hurting heart like a good round of laughter.

      It is medically accepted that laughter helps to reduce stress and impacts positively on the recovery of all illnesses. With a deep capacity for reading I have no doubt that this book will help you smile your way back to a better and healthier life.

      To read this book is the perfect prescription for your body’s rejuvenation, your mind’s relaxation and your heart’s inspiration. It is one of the best gifts you can ever give or get.

      THE COMICAL RASTA

      A rastafarian was traveling on a bus and fell asleep. While he was asleep a group of men shaved his hair. The Rasta woke up in time to realize that he arrived at his destination. The Rasta quickly stopped the bus and hurriedly put his fare in the conductor’s hand. Just as the rasta came off the bus he looked in the side mirror of the bus and saw a bald headed, clean shaved man. He felt his head and face, but there was no hair. In a frenzy the Rasta shouted: Driver! Driver! Stop the bus you have left off the wrong passenger.

      A rastafarian was passing a party session. He went to the gate man and told him that he would like to go inside the party. The gateman was a blind man so he told the rasta that he would have to feel his head because the party is for bald heads only. The rata was very disappointed, but remained resolute that he has to go inside the party one way or another. The rasta took off his pants and put his bottom up to the blind man at the gate. The blind man felt his bottom and remarked: this head bald that it all split. The rasta broke

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