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    Diary Of A Farting Noob 2: Prison Life: Nooby, #2
    Diary Of A Farting Noob 2: Prison Life: Nooby, #2
    Diary Of A Farting Noob 2: Prison Life: Nooby, #2
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    Diary Of A Farting Noob 2: Prison Life: Nooby, #2

    By Nooby Lee

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    Farting Roblox Noob is back and stinkier than ever in this hilarious new episode: from the insidious Silent-But-Deadly to the unpredictable One-That-Got-Away. 

    Take a peek at what is really going on in this Roblox Noob's life. You'll discover how he cut the cheese to defend himself and ultimately escape the Prison with the amazing power of his horrible farts! 

    Ready to laugh your butt off? 

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    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBook for Kids
    Release dateAug 7, 2018
    ISBN9781386577942
    Diary Of A Farting Noob 2: Prison Life: Nooby, #2

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      Diary Of A Farting Noob 2 - Nooby Lee

      ENTRY #1: MY LIFE AS A GUARD.

      M ove over, kid. The seat's taken. A burly warden named Brad growled at me.

      I looked back at him. No one tells me what to do. 

      I said, MOVE.

      Yes, boss. I whimpered. I will let him have the seat today. I didn't really want that seat anyway. I got up, let him have the seat and went to another table. I already expected this to happen, so I left a little surprise for him.

      PRRAAAPPP!

      Brad plopped on the seat without noticing the whoopee cushion I left behind. I filled it up with my fart beforehand. As he sat on it, a green cloud of fart covered him.

      NOOB!!! He shouted. There was laughter all around the cafeteria. 

      By that time, I was already at another table, laughing my heart out. I found an empty table so that I could have my meal in peace. For lunch, we had canned baked beans and meat-fried rice. Yeay. If that wasn't enough to cheer my day, I had to patrol the prison border after lunchtime. 

      Sometimes I envy the prisoners. They had nothing to do but to wait until their prison term to be over, which mostly are life sentences. All they do every day was wake up, eat, go to the yard, hang out or do some stuff, then return inside to eat followed by lights out.

      We guards have to watch over them, looking for any suspicious activities or any prisoner's attempt at escaping. Occasionally, the good ones escape without any of the guards noticing. Meanwhile, there are some who would be literally asking us to shoot them.

      These inmates would hold a gun, hammer or knife high up for all to see, as if that was a proud thing to do. That was a clear sign of a newbie. It always ended with a guard shooting that guy and locking up the inmate. They lose their weapon in the process.

      As guards, we cannot simply kill prisoners. There would be punishment for such acts of violence. That was why we have tasers. Just stun them and be on our way. 

      I finished my meal and put my tray away. From what I hear, this place is much better than Redwood prison. I had to keep this job lest I get kicked there. 

      It was yardtime when I was patrolling the wall. I noticed one of the prisoners talking with a guard at the far end of the yard, well away from

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