One Sided: Observations on Living with the Aftermath of Stroke and Other Unrelated Topics
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P. Francis Quinn
Patrick F. Quinn is 100%Irish, a retired architect and member of the American Institute of Architects with a degree in architecture from the University of Minnesota and an advanced graduate certificate in educational facility planning from San Diego State University. He lives in St. Paul, Minnesota where he tends garden, washes his car and moves snow around his driveway.
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One Sided - P. Francis Quinn
© 2012 by P. Francis Quinn. All rights reserved.
No part of this book may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted by any means without the written permission of the author.
Published by AuthorHouse 04/16/2012
ISBN: 978-1-4685-9439-3 (sc)
ISBN: 978-1-4685-9440-9 (hc)
ISBN: 978-1-4685-9441-6 (ebook)
Library of Congress Control Number: 2012906982
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Contents
Dedication
Acknowledgments
Preface
This Little Boat
Of Mine
Introduction
A Funny
Thing Happened
PART ONE
The Opposite Of Me
The Opposite
Of Me—Sequel
We Are All
Snowflakes
The Absence
Of Presence
Just Do It,
If You Can
Saints And Sinners
And Then
There Is Life
Wrong Handed And Off-Balance
False Hope
Faux Future
People Of The Sea
The Manicure
Dilemma
Suicide, If I Could Only Live With The Regret
Left Side Neglect
Competitive Napping
Speech Therapy
Everything’s An Opportunity
One Lucky Man
The Fruit Drink
Axis Of Evil
People Is Funny
Et Tu Velcro
Past Perfect Tents
Leaving Baggage
Behind
Gadgets For Independence
The Cleansing
Some Final Words
About The Bike
The Purpose
Of A Stroke
Off Balance
The Mentor
PART TWO
Follow The Way-
I’ll Lead You
Transparency And The Vanity Mirror
Accountability
Dark Matter Meteor Creates Invisible Catastrophe In Downtown St. Paul
The Passion
For Passion
The Grand Irony
Of Equity
Stuff
Dedication
This is dedicated to my wife, Willie, who makes meals, keeps our life in order, holds down a job, maintains the house, has actually started the lawnmower, is my indispensable caregiver and called 911when she found me on the floor, though she had other options.
Acknowledgments
I must extend a warm thank you to all of my friends and relatives who have encouraged me and helped me in this first effort to write something longer than a long-range plan for an urban school district. I thank all the therapists and doctors, who gave me back my health and provided every idea contained in this book. Special thanks to my wife for her patience and my sister, Sheila Anne Gannon, for her assistance in editing the final draft. I also give a similar thanks to my friends who have taken the time to read and critique my earliest and latest versions of this manuscript. And another special thank you to Chris Kindy for working his magic and keeping my computer running.
Preface
Dear reader,
At the time of writing-I am a five year survivor of a right hemisphere ischemic stroke (known as a CVA, or Cervical Vascular Accident), an unemployed architect, retired and unable to use my dominant left hand. and only begrudgingly right-handed.
I am admittedly angry at life, but cognizant that things could be worse
. Issues
aside, I drive a car, ride a three wheeled recumbent bicycle (a tricycle), and thrive alone during the day. I read continuously and pepper the local newspaper with letters to the editor to correct the myriad social injustices I observe from my liberal patio or sofa.
Argument about the correct form of this document is allowable and understandable. It is hardly poetry, and barely prose, but assuredly and at its heart nonfiction.
Regardless, I hope you will find it useful, perceptive and possibly even amusing. Most of all, if you, too, are a stroke survivor I hope you can mine this document for nuggets of useful suggestions, or at least can gratify me by identifying with my perceptions.
Please feel free to contact me
Patrick F. Quinn
wiquinn@comcast.net
or Facebook
St. Paul, Minnesota
This Little Boat
Of Mine
Join me in rowing this metaphorical half boat. so cleverly devised to tip eternally toward its missing side. Its remaining oar can barely touch the water before its virtual centerline rolls comfortably over drenching me daily in disability
I have tried to dive astern and grasp the rear gunwale, kicking furiously, sloppily and as effectively as I row
My provisions have long since sunk to the bottom, where all non-buoyant things go, though I have so far survived.
My progress is impossible to measure for no wake will form behind this craft but for the waste I leave behind
I am a torpedo as slow as a curling star across the night sky. I am a race car, absent only its engine, a runner absent only his legs. It is a race lost, an opportunity missed, a flower seed failed to sprout.
Driftwood salvaged from the foaming, stinky sea now forms my bed. The sea is my lady with whom I lay. I hear her smacking liquid kisses on the hull. Her contrived groans I know to be the shifting cargo I have collected from the flotsam meandering by sometimes at night, sometimes in daylight, but just within reach: the leftovers of some violent act struck from above-the Earth’s own stroke carelessly leaving lame-legged trees and rocks to practice falling, sometimes surviving.