Uncle Kelly's Little Book of...Wisdom?
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Q. What is this?
A. A book.
Q. Obviously. Ahem. I've been taught to judge a book by its cover. Does it really matter what's inside?
A. Yes. Consider a typical fridge. It isn't what's outside of it that's important. It's the food stored inside of it that matters. The same principle applies to a book.
Q. Umm hmm. So then, what exactly is inside of THIS book?
A. This book is a compilation of beautiful poetry, inspiring photographs and humorous flash fiction.
Rumor has it that a good portion of the book is actually humorous flash fiction. However, just between us, I heard it from my brother's best friend, who heard it from from his barber's second cousin, twice-removed, that gossip is often just hearsay.
Q. I see. Now tell me, why should I buy this book?
A. What a question. Why wouldn't you want to buy this book? You'll get a diverse collection of unique and entertaining writing. Not only that, you'll also get a healthy helping of tasty food...for thought. Ahem. But best of all, you'll get the warm fuzzy glow that only can only come from contributing to an author's royalty cheque.
Q. Ah. I get it. You're the author, asking yourself these questions, aren't you?
A. No harm in that friend. The danger isn't in talking to yourself, it's in answering yourself. But enough about me, the bigger question is, shouldn't you be looking into my book?
Kelvin Bueckert
Kelvin is a diverse writer who has written drama, humor, suspense, poetry, and pretty much, whatever he feels like writing. His writings have been featured in many different and diverse places such as The Pedestal Magazine, Horizon Magazine, The Fifth Dimension, Writer Online, The Martian Wave, Lyrica Webzine of Romantic Fiction, Bewildering Stories, Alephion, Washing the Color of Water Golden, and many others. As an actor, producer, writer and director Kelvin has been involved with many productions. So, if you have a show in the works, why not contact him? Awards 2nd Place in a Canada Post Essay Contest Honorable Mention in the Unscrambled Eggs poetry contest. Runner up in Breakaway Magazine's Hey World essay contest. 4th Place in the Spinetinglers contest. Outstanding Community Achievement as part of the Austin Manitoba 150th Anniversary celebrations. Garageband, song of the day. Compo10 song contest winner
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