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    Unicorn Executions and Other Crazy Stuff My Kids Make Me Draw
    Unicorn Executions and Other Crazy Stuff My Kids Make Me Draw
    Unicorn Executions and Other Crazy Stuff My Kids Make Me Draw
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    Unicorn Executions and Other Crazy Stuff My Kids Make Me Draw

    By Steve Breen and Kim Jong Un

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    In this quirky collection of drawings, Steve Breen explores the random (and sometimes horrifying) pleas of his children to draw everything from Jedi-corns to mutant presidents.

    Featuring one hundred original color and black-and-white illustrations by the Pulitzer Prizewinning illustrator, Unicorn Executions and Other Crap My Kids Make Me Draw will have kids and parents laughing at the silly and bizarre illustrations Breen’s kids asked him to draw, like:

    Betty White punching out a silverback gorilla
    Ninjapus
    Disney princesses in forty years
    If humans had T-Rex proportions
    Vikings riding gorillas while blasting Metallica
    Secret mutant powers of US presidents
    And many more unusual requests

    Unicorn Executions and Other Crap My Kids Make Me Draw is humorous, fun, witty, and a great gift for anyone looking for a laugh.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSkyhorse
    Release dateMay 6, 2014
    ISBN9781629143026
    Unicorn Executions and Other Crazy Stuff My Kids Make Me Draw
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    Steve Breen

    Steve Breen received his degree in political science from the University of California at Riverside. He became the editorial cartoonist for the Asbury Park Press and was later hired by the San Diego Union-Tribune. Steve is a two-time winner of the Pulitzer Prize and has also won the Berryman Award, the Thomas Nast Award, the Fischetti Award, and the National Headliner Award. His other books include Stick, Violet the Pilot, The Secret of Santa’s Island, and Pug & Doug. In his free time, Steve enjoys running, reading, playing the guitar, and making waffles for his six kids. He and his family live in San Diego County, where there are, sadly, few woodpeckers.  

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