Diary of a Wimpy Noob

A Hyper Guy Who Fulfills His Dreams

By Jeff Child

Copyright @2017

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Contents:

Introduction

Chapter 1: Blow Fish

Chapter 2: Hyperactive

Chapter 3: Irritating

Chapter 4: I Am Out of Here

Chapter 5: Oil

Chapter 6: Success

Chapter 7: Filthy Rich

Chapter 8: Still Hyperactive

Introduction

This diary belongs to Noob, a fast, thorough guy who thought he was weird. Other kids in class called him names. And even when he defeated a blow fish that was attacking the city, nobody respected him. Harsh…

He wasn’t sure if there was something wrong with him, if his brain was messed up, but when he found his gifts, he realized that there was a reason for the fact that he was bouncing up and down all day.

Read about the courageous Noob, who defeated a threatening enemy but didn’t get the praise he deserve, and then took his personality and turned it into a success story.

Chapter 1: Blow Fish

Whoa!

He missed.

The blow fish missed. I was lucky. Usually they are pretty accurate. But this time, I was the smarter one. I had already been hiding behind those pillars for a few minutes, and when I popped out my head, it was a close call.

Now he was going around the corner, trying to spot me and attack another time. He was—I am assuming it was a