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    Wild Fantasy Hero and Human Bodies Are So Inconvenient
    Wild Fantasy Hero and Human Bodies Are So Inconvenient
    Wild Fantasy Hero and Human Bodies Are So Inconvenient
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    Wild Fantasy Hero and Human Bodies Are So Inconvenient

    By Cassandra Carr

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    What happens when a bunch of naughty authors are drinking in the bar during a reader conference? Wouldn't you like to know!

    One thing I can tell you is - sometimes we tell stories. And those stories become bigger and more ridiculous as they move from author to author while we recount some of the most out-there concepts we've seen in romance.

    Then we made a momentus decision. Why let other authors have all the fun? And so the Fondled and Gobbled (I told you the whole thing was ridiculous) series of short stories was born.

    My two contributions are included in this volume. The publisher we originally worked with on this project is now defunct, so all rights reverted, and I thought re-releasing them as free reads would be fun. I hope you agree!

    Sit back, grab a cock(heh)tail, and prepare to laugh yourselves silly. You've been warned.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherC-Squared Publishing LLC
    Release dateMay 3, 2019
    ISBN9781386492078
    Wild Fantasy Hero and Human Bodies Are So Inconvenient

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      Wild Fantasy Hero and Human Bodies Are So Inconvenient - Cassandra Carr

      Human Bodies Are So Inconvenient

      Declan, Warrior Four, stared at Cole, Warrior Six. They’d each taken a human form for the invasion and he couldn’t understand why these strange new parts of his felt so...stiff. This had never happened before. Normally, when in roboform, he was attracted to the so-called female models, but suddenly he found himself wanting to see what Cole would feel like rubbing against his own human body.

      They all tried to stay in their roboforms whenever possible, since humans were so repulsive to them, so he didn’t understand the reactions his body was having or what to do about them. At least they wouldn’t be bothered with the mundane annoyances of being human, such as needing to eat and relieve their waste. Their advanced systems took care of all that stuff for them.

      A voice sounded from far away. It was speaking English, which Declan understood, but it was still weird to hear it coming from Stacia, Warrior Two. Why was she bothering to use it now? You’re not paying attention, Four. You ready?

      I’m ready.

      Ah, trying to get my attention by using English. Declan resisted the urge to roll his eyes. It wasn’t like he was a rookie. Declan was one of the most decorated warriors in the fleet. He could invade a planet in his sleep.

      Two turned back to the group and spoke in their native language. The element of surprise is crucial in this attack. We’ll have plenty of backup from the robo and air forces, but we need to take the planet quickly and efficiently. Everyone has their electrobomb?

      Declan looked down at himself and then back at Cole. And then some.

      They loaded onto planes and of course, with his luck, Cole was his co-pilot. They might be floating around in space in invisible mode for a couple of days before everyone was in place and Declan wasn’t looking forward to sharing the cramped quarters with Cole, especially since it was crucial they stay in their human forms to be ready to attack at any moment.

      The controls of the ship morphed to accommodate his new body and, although he knew it was necessary, it agitated him that he couldn’t just hook directly into his brain like he normally did to captain the plane. He and the other pilots had spent countless hours in simulations, learning how to

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