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    300 Best Jokes: Funny Joke Books for Adults and Teenagers Collection
    300 Best Jokes: Funny Joke Books for Adults and Teenagers Collection
    300 Best Jokes: Funny Joke Books for Adults and Teenagers Collection
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    300 Best Jokes: Funny Joke Books for Adults and Teenagers Collection

    By Donald Shaw

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    Looking for a New Jokes Book Which is Really Funny?
    Imagine you can get it with just one click!
    Yes, this is a joke book of your dreams, and it contains 300 awesome jokes.
    It is super funny, but some of the jokes are for adults only, although the book is free of swear words.

    Donald Shaw is a popular comic and an award-winning humor books author (his wife gave him a French kiss award)! His jokes are loved by thousands of people from Astrakhan to Zonguldak, and possibly outside of Earth.

    Joking is always wonderful! Jokes bring smiles to people’s faces, making us happier and healthier. We fall in love when we smile at each other. We love having fun with our friends and family members. Humor is a part of our culture! Jokes help us to relax and to forget about bad days. Joking is a useful social skill and a cool way to make friends and to communicate nearly in any surrounding. In fact, many people love to read funny jokes for amusement. However, it is not that easy to find really good jokes today. Some of them are out-of-date. Some of them are too silly. Some of the joke books are not funny or contain too much fluff and advertising.

    This jokes book is different!
    Buying this humor book, you will get:

    A great collection of 300 extremely funny jokes
    Crazy one-liners, awkward real-life situations, and hilarious short stories
    A great book to read on a long car, plane, train, metro, boat, submarine, or helicopter trip
    Dirty jokes WITHOUT nasty words
    Jokes for adults and teenagers
    Jokes about the relationship, marriage, school, animals, bar, professions, hobbies, and so on

    This book is free of racism. I support the LGBT community because love is love.
    I love all the people in the world, and I want to make you laugh and smile! It is my ultimate goal, and I did not mean to insult anyone. So relax, take it easy and enjoy this humour book!

    Buy this funny book of jokes NOW and roll on the floor laughing!

    Pick up your copy today by clicking the BUY NOW button at the top of this page!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherDonald Shaw
    Release dateJul 23, 2019
    ISBN9780463073155
    300 Best Jokes: Funny Joke Books for Adults and Teenagers Collection
    Author

    Donald Shaw

    Donald Shaw is a professional master of ceremonies and a comedian. He is an open-minded and friendly person who loves good jokes, sea diving and traveling most of all in his life. He wrote his first book of funny rhymes at the age of 9. His Dad helped him to print the book in 2 samples. One was sent to the school contest and another one still stays in the home of Donald's Dad. That book has won the first prize in the school contest. Years later, Donald realized he always wanted to write funny books. So he started doing it at the professional level. Donald has visited more than 45 countries during the last 3 years. When Donald was a boy he was afraid of the dark. Now when he sees his electric bill he is afraid of the light. =)

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      300 Best Jokes - Donald Shaw

      © 2016 by Donald Shaw

      Published by Donald Shaw

      www.DonaldShaw.org

      Ebook edition created 2016

      All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means – for example, electronic, photocopy, recording – without the prior written permission of the publisher. The only exception is brief quotations in printed reviews.

      TABLE OF CONTENTS

      TABLE OF CONTENTS

      7 SENTENCE INTRO

      300 BEST JOKES

      REVIEWS

      7 SENTENCE INTRO

      In this book, you will find very funny jokes. They do not contain any bad words. Those jokes that have adult context are still clean enough to be used in public (if you whisper them). So, this book is not for small kids. It is for a 13+ audience.

      I wanted to make the intro as short as possible to ensure you start enjoying the jokes as soon as possible. Therefore, on the next page, right after this sentence ends, you will find 300 best jokes.

      300 BEST JOKES

      I have just changed my Facebook name to ‘No one.' Now when I see something stupid, I click ‘like’ and Facebook says: ‘No one likes this.'

      *****

      I took the wife’s family out for tea and cookies. As I figured out later, the cookies were good, but they weren’t too happy about having to donate blood.

      *****

      They say you can’t get a well-paid job unless you have a good education. But look at Albert Einstein: he was a drop-out, but then he became the first man on the Moon!

      *****

      A hole was found in the changing room of the Fashion Week TV show. The policemen are currently looking into it.

      *****

      An illegal immigrant, a street racer,

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