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    300 Best Jokes: Dirty One-Liners and Funny Short Stories Collection (Donald's Humor Factory Book 2)
    300 Best Jokes: Dirty One-Liners and Funny Short Stories Collection (Donald's Humor Factory Book 2)
    300 Best Jokes: Dirty One-Liners and Funny Short Stories Collection (Donald's Humor Factory Book 2)
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    300 Best Jokes: Dirty One-Liners and Funny Short Stories Collection (Donald's Humor Factory Book 2)

    By Donald Shaw

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    Looking for New, Funny, and Dirty Jokes?
    Imagine you can get it with just one click!
    Yes, this is a joke book of your dreams. Vol.2 of Donald's Humor Factory series is very dirty. This super funny adult joke book is free of swear words.

    Donald Shaw is a popular comic and an award-winning humor books author (his wife gave him a French kiss award)! His jokes are loved by thousands of people from Acapulco to Zanzibar, and possibly outside of Earth.

    Joking is always good! Jokes bring smiles to people’s faces. Jokes make us happy. People fall in love when they smile at each other. We love joking with our best friends and families. Great jokes help us to relax and overcome difficulties. Joking is an awesome social skill and a versatile instrument to make new friends and to communicate nearly in any surrounding. Many people love to read funny jokes for amusement. However, it is not that easy to find good jokes today. Some of them are out-of-date. Some of them have been repeated for thousands of times. You may also find many joke books that are not funny and contain too much fluff and advertising.

    This jokes book is different!
    Buying this humor book, you will get:

    A great collection of 300 funny jokes
    One-liners, awkward real-life situations, and hilarious short stories
    A great book to read on a long metro, train, boat, car, plane, or spaceship trip
    Dirty jokes WITHOUT nasty words
    Jokes for adults and teenagers
    Jokes about the relationship, marriage, family life, school, work, bar, professions, hobbies, etc.

    This book is free of racism. I support the LGBT community, because love is love, although I’m not gay.
    I love all the people in the world, and I want to make you laugh and smile! It’s my ultimate goal, and I did not mean to insult anyone.
    So relax, take it easy, and enjoy this humor book!

    Buy this funny book NOW and roll on the floor laughing!

    Pick up your copy today by clicking the BUY NOW button at the top of this page!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherDonald Shaw
    Release dateJul 23, 2019
    ISBN9780463803721
    300 Best Jokes: Dirty One-Liners and Funny Short Stories Collection (Donald's Humor Factory Book 2)
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    Donald Shaw

    Donald Shaw is a professional master of ceremonies and a comedian. He is an open-minded and friendly person who loves good jokes, sea diving and traveling most of all in his life. He wrote his first book of funny rhymes at the age of 9. His Dad helped him to print the book in 2 samples. One was sent to the school contest and another one still stays in the home of Donald's Dad. That book has won the first prize in the school contest. Years later, Donald realized he always wanted to write funny books. So he started doing it at the professional level. Donald has visited more than 45 countries during the last 3 years. When Donald was a boy he was afraid of the dark. Now when he sees his electric bill he is afraid of the light. =)

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      300 Best Jokes - Donald Shaw

      © 2017 by Donald Shaw

      Published by Donald Shaw

      www.DonaldShaw.org

      Ebook edition created 2017

      All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means – for example, electronic, photocopy, recording – without the prior written permission of the publisher. The only exception is brief quotations in printed reviews.

      TABLE OF CONTENTS

      TABLE OF CONTENTS

      INTRO

      300 BEST JOKES

      REVIEWS

      INTRO

      This book is #2 of Donald's Humor Factory collection. It contains 300 great jokes for you!

      I hope these one-liners, dialogues, and funny short stories for adults will make you a little bit happier. Please, note one more time this book is not for children.

      If you would like to see all the books of this collection, please search for ‘Donald Shaw’ online. Thank you, and have a great time!

      300 BEST JOKES

      My dad is 67 years old. One day we went to the mall with him. Suddenly I noticed he is staring at a teenage girl with Iroquois and bright yellow, green, and purple hair on her head. The girl noticed his unwavering gaze and asked him, What’s up creaker? Haven’t you ever done anything crazy?

      My dad replied immediately: Once upon a time, I was drunk and stoned, and I had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering what if you are my daughter.

      Don’t forget to capitalize people’s names.

      I usually help my uncle Jack off a horse… and I usually help my uncle jack off a horse... makes a huge difference.

      Every couple on real estate show should say that:

      I am a part-time pizza delivery guy, and my wife grows parsley in the garage for a living. We are looking for a penthouse loft in lower Manhattan, and we have a budget of 4.5 million dollars.

      - One of our friends has been single until the age of 40, but then he suddenly got married.

      - What has happened?

      - Well, he went to the ski resort and broke both of his arms. When he was recovering, someone had to open his beer. That’s when he met a young nurse who was pretty good at opening beer. Eventually, he figured out she is also good in something else he could not do alone any longer with both of his arms broken.

      - That’s the sweetest story I’ve ever heard!

      Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes, is the answer.

      Instant messaging with a friend in 2030:

      - Did you hear that ten years ago there used to be a life outside the Internet?

      - Bullshit. Send me proof!

      - How do I get rid of split ends?

      - Ok, listen. Take a tablespoon of honey and mix it with the same amount of olive oil. Then add three tablespoons of sour cream and egg yolk. Mix well. Finally, throw it in the garbage and go to the barber.

      - Do you think I want to kill you? It is the last thing I want to do.

      - So is it still on the list?

      If you want to avoid having sex with the wrong person, do it solo.

      - My ex-girlfriend wants me back. How

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