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    Millennial Vampires Save the Mosquitoes
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    Millennial Vampires Save the Mosquitoes

    By Eric Stever

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    About this ebook

    Thomas is a free-range, organic, 100% natural vampire. But when the EPA threatens his blood-farming operation, and the mosquitoes on which it depends, Thomas has to do more than send a strongly worded Facebook post.

    This woke vampire has to _bite_ the power.

    >>>A new humorous short story from the author of Dragon Removal Service.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherEric Stever
    Release dateDec 3, 2019
    ISBN9781370711741
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    Millennial Vampires Save the Mosquitoes
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    Eric Stever

    Eric Stever (E.C. Stever) is the author of humorous fantasy and science fiction adventures.He lives on the River of No Return with a geologist, two unrepentant marshmallow fanatics, and several hundred eyebrow mites (don't judge, you have them too). Alas, the coyotes have eaten his cats.More information can be found at his website: www.ericstever.com

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