Napoleon's Blackguards

Reviews

McGarry tells a great revenge story set among the Irish soldiers who fought for Napoleon. Compelling characters, exciting scenes and a fascinating fictional ride through a refreshingly different aspect of the Napoleonic Wars.

—Tim Newark, author of The Fighting Irish.

"At long last! A novel that focuses on the significant Irish contribution to the extraordinary success of Napoleon’s army, set against the backdrop of The Peninsular War. Napoleon’s Blackguards is a pacy, sharp-shooting, vengeance-fuelled ode to an age of deadly duels, cavalry charges, cocked hats and musketry."

—Turtle Bunbury, best-selling author and historian.

‘Whiskey in the Jar’

(17th Century traditional Irish ballad)

As I was going over

The Cork and Kerry mountains

I saw Captain Farrell

And his money he was countin’

I first produced my pistol

And then produced my rapier

I said "Stand and deliver

Or the devil he may take you"

(Chorus)

Musha ring dum a doo dum a da

Whack for my daddy’o

Whack for my daddy'o, there’s

Whisky in the jar,

O Being drunk and weary

I went to Molly’s chamber

Taking my Molly with me

And I never knew the danger

For about six or maybe seven

In walked Captain Farrell

I jumped up, fired off my pistols

And I shot him with both barrels.

PROLOGUE

The Field of Mars, Paris 1805

Sous-lieutenant James Ryan of Napoleon’s Irish Legion had been standing at attention for an hour and breathed a sigh of relief when he could finally stand at ease. He removed his shako, wiped sweat from his brow, and jammed the helmet back on as he waited to receive the Irish battalion’s Imperial Eagle.

The great city of Paris had shaken off the drabness of a cold December morning and bustled with activity. The route along the parade ground to the Champs de Mars fluttered with red, white and blue tricolours festooned onto railings and windows, as thousands slowly made their way to the Imperial Pavilion where Emperor Napoleon was to bestow his new bronze-cast Eagle battle-standards on the army.

The regimental representatives from the entire Grande Armée had been mobilised weeks in advance for the event, and the roads into Paris had been choked with traffic for days as dusty, cloaked detachments arrived from Italy, the Rhine and the Low Countries, including the units posted along the Spanish border and the German towns of Mainz and Strasburg.

The sight of the multi-coloured troops from the far-flung garrisons of the French Empire was simply magnificent; for their flamboyant uniforms comprised gaudy pastels ranging from blues, oranges and yellows to scarlet, with long plumes in various colours protruding out of shakos. The officers’ tunics glittered with silver buttons and gold-laced epaulettes, while their braided cocked hats sported silken tricolour cockades and ostrich feathers trimmed with lace. The finery extended down to their polished, silver-spurred jackboots.

Napoleon’s cavalrymen sat on sleek mares and stallions of various hues of black, dun, brown and chestnut. Everywhere the smell of oil and polish and the acrid, ammonia-like sweat of man and horse, tinged with musty eau de cologne, wafted the air. A troop of cuirassiers in polished breastplates and curved silver helmets trailing two-feet-long black manes sat proudly on their magnificent chargers. The green-coated dragoons and the Polish lancers of the guard soothed their horses as two chasseurs à cheval of the Imperial Guard in their enormous bearskins struggled to control them as their forelegs rose up and stomped loudly on the cobbles. Napoleon’s elite light cavalry arm of hussars leered heavily under their busby hats and strange, loose-fitting, velvet pelisses. The exotic mounted bodyguard of Oriental cavalry, the Mamelukes, who’d followed Napoleon home from the Egyptian expedition, were also there. They too were resplendent in outlandish Oriental garb and strange white-plumed turbans, ivory-handled, curved daggers tucked menacingly in their belts.

The backbone of the Imperial Army, the Regiments of the Line, the Light Infantry, the Horse and Foot Artillery, the Gendarmes and the National Guard were also present, including fierce-looking, axe-carrying bearded sappers. The officers of the Marine stood behind them, in swallow-tailed navy tunics with golden epaulettes, followed by sailors in blue jackets and tricolour breeches.

Everything was in place as contingents from the entire army paraded in full dress uniform and took post in front of the Imperial Pavilion. They stood frozen at attention with fixed bayonets and puffed up chests studded with hard-won medals, the very epitome of martial dignity.

They dipped their colours as musicians of Napoleon’s personal bodyguard, the Imperial Guard, belted out ‘La Marseillaise,’—that great patriotic marching song from the early days of the Revolution—followed by the unofficial anthem of the French republic, ‘Veillons au Salut de l‘Empire.’ The assembled crowds applauded fervently. The rolling din of artillery fired out a bombastic one-hundred and one Imperial salute. The mesmerised crowds gasped in awe.

On the Champs de Mars an elaborate twenty-foot-high wooden pavilion, with porticos painted gold, had been constructed where the many hundreds of invited dignitaries, senators, royals, and ambassadors drawn from all over Europe had been seated. Raised high behind the Imperial Pavilion were proudly displayed two-hundred captured enemy flags taken by the French army in Italy and Egypt, and, of course, at the crowning triumph over the Austrians at the battle of Marengo.

A galaxy of Marshals of France, exquisitely tailored in high-collared ceremonial navy tailcoats embellished with garlands, completed the spectacle. They haughtily carried their cylindrical navy batons studded with golden Eagles. Richly gilded swords and scabbards hung around their waists. Many wore the red ribbon and white enamel cross of the Légion d’honneur and the silver-starred Grand Eagle.

Two heavily embossed, gilt-framed thrones with crowned Eagle motifs took pride of place in the centre of the pavilion where Emperor Napoleon, his wife, the Empress Josephine, and the Imperial princesses were to receive the homage of the army. Josephine looked radiant in a white silk dress in the Empire style, wearing a crown of pearls, but all eyes were on the star of the show himself. Emperor Napoleon, wearing a crown and a full imperial garb of crimson velvet, stood up from his chair holding the imperial silver wand. The Army shouted the formal greeting to the Emperor on parade three times, ‘Vive l‘Empereur!’

Drummers began to play with choreographed precision as columns of men marked time, wheeled about, and converged at the foot of the staircase to have their trophies blessed. The colonels of the different regiments passed in file along the Imperial Pavilion, each tipping his Eagle at the required forty-five-degree angle as he passed. The Emperor then touched the Eagle with his ungloved right hand while the colonels saluted. The colonel then handed the new battle-standard to his designated Eagle bearer.

The last unit to receive its battle-standard was the Eagle escort of Napoleon’s Irish Legion, newly raised to lead an anticipated invasion of Ireland. The Irish light infantrymen wore a full parade dress of emerald green faced in parchment yellow on their cuffs and collar. They carried their green flag with embroidered golden harps bearing the inscription; ‘l‘Indépendence de l‘Irlande.’ Ryan felt the hair stand up on the back of his neck as he received the sculpted battle-standard after the Emperor had blessed it.

‘Soldiers!’ addressed the Emperor with outstretched hand, gesturing towards the Eagles. ‘These Eagles shall be your rallying-point. Do you swear to sacrifice your lives in their defence and to keep them always? Do you swear it?’

A vast chorus arose from the army.

‘We swear it!’ they repeated fervently, while drummers began a frantic beat amid exulted volleys of ‘Vive l‘Empereur! Vive Napoleon!’

Napoleon then turned to the adoring crowds and raised his hands. The electrifying spectacle resembled a religious experience and the soldiers of the Imperial Army responded by throwing their shakos and bicorns in the air, some dangling their headgear on top of sabres and bayonets.

‘Vive l‘Empereur! Vive la France!’ they shouted hoarsely, as the crowds became ecstatic and could hardly control themselves. Even the battle-hardened veterans of the Imperial Guard choked with emotion and wept.

CHAPTER 1

August 1808. Three years had passed since the Day of the Eagles in Paris. Crickets trilled furiously in the long grass as the sun beamed out of a clear azure sky, warming the lush green countryside of northern Spain.

The twelve-man infantry patrol slowly sifted through the countryside.

‘Get a move on, lads!’ exclaimed Captain James Ryan, now raised from sous-lieutenant. He paused to uncork his canteen to take a swig of water and laid out his compass in the palm of his hand to check their position. The taste of the earthy, lukewarm water lingered unpleasantly in his throat.

‘How far now, Cap’n?’ asked Corporal McGowan.

‘Not too far—the monastery should be just three hours’ march.’ The Cistercian monastery of Santa Maria was where they were to procure food and supplies, their destination that day.

Ryan’s men were a foraging patrol of the 2nd battalion’s voltigeur company of Napoleon’s Irish Legion who formed part of the advance guard of VIII Army Corps that had invaded Spain. They were a motley crew if ever there was one; a strange mix of blackguards, cutthroats, deserters, and others escaping the long hand of the law, all led by a band of former Irish rebels.

Ryan let the men pass and checked O’Brien’s cantina for liquor. A quick sniff assured him that it contained just water. He shoved the flask back to the voltigeur. ‘Carry on!’

They passed over a ridge and saw the monastery in the distance. The men wore the standard French light infantry uniform in green faced in yellow. Their sun-bleached jackets, once emerald green, had turned olive from exposure to the sun, but the faded olive hues were ideal for looking for cover when skirmishing. Their standard bell-shaped French shakos retained a dull brass echelon plate, pressed onto it was the ‘Maid of Erin’ harp motif surmounted with the words ‘Légion Irlandaise.’ As an elite company of voltigeurs, they carried the Charleville dragoon-musket, with a light infantryman’s épée sword hooked to the belt. Their battered boots were the same ones that had marched one-thousand miles over rough ground from their regimental depot in northern France.

As James Ryan walked, he knew something bad was going to happen—he felt it in his bones. He didn’t know when and didn’t know where, but he knew things would not end well.

A sputter of coughs interrupted Ryan’s thoughts, as boots kicked up dry dirt suspending it briefly in the still air before smutting into the faces of those behind. Ryan raised his eyes and saw his forward scout running towards him trailing his musket.

‘Enemy cavalry, sir!’ Vandam blurted breathlessly

Ryan looked at him hard. ‘How many?’

He hurriedly opened his battered brass telescope.

‘A handful, sir,’ Vandam replied.

The lens jolted him forward as he scoured the horizon, then Ryan pushed it back and saw five or six horsemen dressed in blue. They don’t look like Spanish—he thought to himself as he adjusted the telescope’s focus. Then he saw from their uniforms that they were British!

The horsemen climbed down the hill. When they were a hundred yards away, he watched with apprehension as their curved sabres extended out in the ‘engage’ as they clattered down the slope. He heard the command, ‘Charge!’ He knew that infantry were at the mercy of horsemen, caught in the open, where one firm downward stroke delivered by a strong sword arm could literally slice a man’s head to the eyeballs.

Snapping the telescope shut, he turned to his file. ‘Follow me and make for the wooded area at the foot of the hill. Quick! Those bastards can’t get us in there!’

‘Hell’s bells!’ McGowan exclaimed.

The squad knew things were looking bad when McGowan shouted this. They began to run.

Ryan had already noted the nearby wood for such an eventuality when he’d stepped out of line to let the men pass earlier. Always think two or three steps ahead, he thought to himself. That was a sign of a good officer.

He peered over his shoulder and saw the horsemen gathering pace. He hadn’t seen any British since he had arrived in Spain. Until now, the enemy had always been the poorly equipped Spanish army who had increasingly melted into the ranks of the guerrillas.

When the squad were two-hundred paces from the safety of the wood, in the tail of his eye Ryan glimpsed Kaminski squat down on one knee, load his musket and fire at the leading rider, who had a half a furlong lead on the others.

‘You stupid bastard, Kaminski!’ he shouted.

It was a recklessly brave manoeuvre, as it was difficult enough to hit a moving target coming at you at speed. Ryan was impressed with the man’s sangfroid, but he’d seen stupid bravery result in men getting killed many times before. If Kaminski missed, the horseman would catch him in the open, and he would be no match against cavalry. Ryan turned his head back to look. Kaminski had fired too low. Luckily, the shot hit the horse on an upper thigh, causing the horse to buckle and throw his rider, who pitched headfirst to the ground. It looked as though his neck had snapped. Kaminski raised himself up and sprinted towards the woods.

‘Get a move on, Kaminski!’ Ryan bellowed as he pulled one of his men by his epaulettes, causing him to stumble head first into the wood. Relieved, Ryan knew he and his men were now safe.

Ryan watched as a cavalry officer, breathless after his gallop, cautiously reined his horse to a halt a short distance away, outside musket range. ‘Messieurs—’ the officer began in French.

Ryan saw now that the horsemen were dragoons, for he knew the blue-coated light cavalrymen well, as they had served in Ireland. He made a speaking trumpet with his hands. ‘You can forget that froggy language for a start. You’ve just run into Napoleon’s Irish Legion—we’re not French, we’re Irish!’

A chorus of sniggering and wolf-whistles followed. The abashed officer swallowed slowly, froze in amazement, and self-consciously straightened the sheepskin liner under his saddle before pulling his horse to the side. Corporal McGowan loaded his musket and skirted the wood to be closer to the dragoons, and, obscured from view, aimed and discharged his musket, hitting a dragoon squarely in the shoulder. The spherical leaden ball lodged deep in the flesh with a dull thud and caused the trooper to wrench back and grimace in agony in his saddle.

McGowan removed the fiddle strapped to his back and loudly rattled ‘rum-dum-rum-dum-rummadum-dum’ with his fingers on the fiddle’s neck. ‘Get used to the sound of old trousers,’ he bawled. ‘Old Trousers’ was the name the British gave to the drumroll rhythm of Napoleon’s feared pas de charge attack drumbeat.

The dragoons were furious and unleashed a fruitless volley from their carbines into the darkness of the wood. Further away, Ryan heard the rumble of French cavalry approaching, which caused the dragoons to quickly disperse.

The French light cavalry troopers were Ryan’s mounted support, who had abandoned the infantry patrol when they’d galloped ahead to look for food for their horses. They were the black knights of the French army called the Hussars of Death dressed in black dolman jackets with fur-edged black pelisses slung jauntily over their shoulders. A silver skull and crossbones deadhead totenkopf insignia on their shakos was carried onto their sabretache, the leather pouches hanging from their belts. They were the most dastardly cavalry regiment in the French army. They famously never gave quarter.

By the time the hussars arrived, Ryan saw that the British horsemen had gained too much ground and the hussars soon gave up the chase.

‘We just made it to the wood, boys! If you’d been ten seconds later we would’ve been dead men,’ said Ryan as he watched the Black Hussars approach cautiously. ‘Where the hell were you? You left us stranded!’ he shouted in French to Captain Lejeune, a tall, sallow-faced, moustachioed young officer. His braided hair cadenettes dangled from his temples to his ears and were tied with musket balls to ensure a good vertical hang. This was the fashion at the time.

Ryan sniffed deeply. ‘I’ve a good mind to pull you down from your saddle and show you cold steel—we were nearly cut down by those bloody dragoons! You know very well we stand no chance against cavalry caught in the open.’

Lejeune’s horse edged sideways. ‘We were collecting food for our horses, M’ sieu’, he answered curtly, as he soothed his buckskin gelding with a series of little slaps to the horse’s neck.

Ryan took out his cavalry pistol from under his belt and continued to load it as he walked towards the hussar.

Lejeune placed a hand on his carbine.

Ryan ratcheted the pistol’s hammer back, ordering in English, ‘Take your hand off that carbine, laddie!’

Although Lejeune’s command of English was poor, he had learned his lesson about scrapping with these wild Irishmen before. Ryan turned towards the wounded horse shot by Kaminski. The animal was on its haunches, grunting and whining in pain.

‘May I remind you that we are on the same side!’ He placed the pistol to the horse’s temple and fired the coup de grâce. The horse’s head dropped to the ground with a dull, heavy thud.

Captain Lejeune sniffed indolently but said nothing.

Ryan pulled Kaminsky to one side. ‘You disobeyed my order! That was just plain stupid! Out there in the open field, you nearly had half a dozen horsemen on you and you would have been cut to pieces with cold steel. This is no place for showing off to the other men. Those tactics only get men killed! And besides, it’s a bad example in front of the others.’

Kaminski feigned a smile. ‘I still made it, sir, didn’t I?’

‘You did, but just about! I thought you were the best shot in the company!’

Kaminski remained silent.

‘For you missed that bloody dragoon and hit the bloody horse instead.’ Ryan spat.

‘I am the best shot in your company and I didn’t miss. I knew by the way the dragoon was riding—galloping at speed with his body high up over the horse’s neck—that if I hit the horse on the thigh it would throw the rider. It was too easy to shoot him out of the saddle.’

‘You’re a mad bastard, Kaminski! You’re no better than McGowan!’ Ryan pulled back his shako in disbelief. ‘Don’t disobey my orders again!’

Their scrap with the British dragoons had prevented them from making it to the monastery in time, and with the fading light, Ryan thought it was too dangerous to remain in the countryside because of the risk of guerrilla attacks.

The twelve-man squad swished through the long grass and snaked their way back to their garrison, followed by the Hussars of Death, sauntering in the rear.

Birds whistled noisily from one end of the valley to the other as the platoon marched on. The crunches of plodding boots on dry soil and the jangle of the horses in the rear were the only sounds until Corporal McGowan broke wind.

‘Vive l‘Empereur!’ he blurted with a broad smile. His mouth framed an incomplete set of teeth, for one was missing in front, the others were tinged yellow. Tufts of brown hair, stiff with dirt, stuck out under his battered shako. A large gold earring hung from his left ear.

A low hubbub of laughter ran through the men. The warm air quickly carried the foul odour up the noses of the men in the front.

‘Pipe down!’ Captain Ryan snarled angrily.

‘Sorry, sir!’ McGowan grinned proudly as he spat hard on the ground. ‘It was last night’s onion soup.

The squad later approached the summit of a ridge. Ryan took out his telescope and scanned the countryside for miles around, looking for any enemy. There was no one. ‘Rest here for ten minutes,’ he ordered. ‘Sergeant Hoffman!’

‘Sir?’

‘What’s the name of that marching tune the Imperial Guard sings before an attack?’ The Imperial Guard were Napoleon’s elite bodyguard.

‘Oh, it’s called "Le Chant de l’Oignon", the song of the onion.’

The men chuckled.

‘Tray beans!’ said Ryan. ‘Tray beans!’ The term was a running joke in the Irish regiment due to the poor quality of spoken French and was a play on the French term Trés bien—Very good. ‘And furthermore, McGowan,’ continued Ryan, ‘I very well may put you on report for disrespecting our dear Napoleon Bonaparte.’

McGowan grumbled a sailor’s oath and muttered quietly, under his breath. ‘May the lamb of God stir his hoof through the roof of heaven and kick you in the arse down to hell.’

‘You need to say something to me, corporal?’ challenged Ryan mockingly. ‘Don’t give me any of your auld jaw!’

McGowan smiled contemptuously. ‘The Emperor can kiss me royal Irish arse!’

‘You’re intelligent, McGowan, I give ye that, but you’re a fool! I don’t know why Sergeant Conway gave you liberty. You’re a ne’er do well, a bad sort and a blaggard!’ Ryan sneered, rubbing his nose on the back of his hand.

‘Well, sir, that may be true, for I’ve been a thief for most of me life, and I thought I would land myself in a better place here in the Legion with grander opportunities for plunder!’

‘Little shite!’ Ryan spat dismissively. He stood up and sloped his carbine rifle. ‘Now get a move on!’

One hour later, the majestic cut-stone spires of the capital of Old Castile in northern Spain came into view.

‘Ain’t I glad to see dear old Burgos,’ McGowan declared happily.

The tired and weary platoon trundled over the old bridge, through the gates of the city walls, and back into Burgos.

CHAPTER 2

Back in his quarters, Ryan heaved off his heavy boots and unslung his rifle. He sat on his bunk, took hold of his rifle, and read the high copperplate engraving on its lock. ‘M’re Impériale de Versailles’ denoted the rifle’s manufacturer in Paris. It was still in near perfect condition, but the stock had a crack in the burl walnut, caused by a brawl with a cuirassier officer back in Bayonne. Ryan had whacked him across the head, leaving him out cold, but it had split the rifle’s stock. He rubbed over it and wondered if the battalion’s armourer could repair it.

He thought back about the encounter with the British dragoons. In the 1798 Irish Rebellion he had fought against the British and was on the run when a troop of dragoons arrived at his home. They then murdered his wife and child. The officer responsible, he’d been told, was an albino called Daniel Darkford. His mind drifted back to the brutal manner they were slain when a sharp rasp on the door interrupted his thoughts.

‘Beggin’ your pardon, sir,’ a voice gently called out. It was his valet de chambre, a young, pale-faced Scottish orderly. ‘Commander Lawless wants to see you in his study, sir.’

‘Come in, Ferguson!’

Private Ferguson had served with the 95th Rifles based in the British garrison in the Channel Islands. After taking part in a raid along the French coast he’d been captured and held for three months in a French prison when two of the Irish Legion’s recruiting sergeants had visited him. They’d harped on incessantly with tales of the comforts and bonhomie of life in Napoleon’s Army and consequently, for better or for worse, he’d taken up the offer to join the Irish Legion.

‘How long did you serve in the Rifles, son?’

‘Four months, sir.’

‘Just four months?’

‘Aye, sir,’ said the orderly as he brushed down Ryan’s jacket.

‘You a good shot with a rifle, lad?’

‘Aye, not too bad, sir, I’ve seen worse shots than me, aye, I have, sir.’

‘Do you know a dragoon officer called Darkford? If you saw him you would know, as he’s an albino.’

‘Captain Dark-f-ford?’ stuttered Ferguson as he paused in thought. ‘No, sir, can’t say I have, sir.’

Ryan rubbed the sole of his aching foot. ‘No matter. That’ll be all.’ He sighed heavily as he routed around under his bunk for his wooden clogs, he put them on and tossed his forage cap onto his head and made his way out towards the battalion commander’s quarters.

Ryan knew that Chef de battalion William Lawless was finding the stress of leading the Irish battalion in a difficult war too much to bear. Lawless sat behind his desk, furtively massaging his temples. Lawless had served in Clare’s Regiment of the Irish Brigade of France under the ancien régime. He was now getting on, and appeared to Ryan to be somewhere in his mid-fifties, overweight and a little too fond of drink. Lawless had been without leave for two years and the strain was beginning to show. Ryan couldn’t stop himself staring at Lawless’s limp right arm. It had received a sabre-cut from a Mameluke horseman while he’d been serving in Egypt, which had rendered the limb nearly useless.

‘I heard that you ran into some British dragoons on your foraging patrol, Ryan.’

‘Yes, sir, and we were lucky to escape as the Hussars of Death had left us high and dry.’

‘Hussars of Death,’ repeated Lawless mockingly. ‘Any hussar who is not dead by the age of thirty is a murdering blackguard!’

Ryan nodded and looked at Lawless hard with a set of steely grey eyes.

‘I will pass this onto General Junot’s staff. We’ve received rumours that Lieutenant-General Sir Arthur Wellesley commands a 50,000—strong British Army that has shipped into Lisbon to assist the Spanish and Portuguese in ousting Napoleon. The bloody dragoons must have been on a reconnaissance patrol, assisting the local guerrillas. I’ve ordered a mounted patrol out to make sure they are not part of a larger force, but our intelligence confirms that there are no significant British troops this far north.’

Lawless coughed and cleared his throat. ‘There’s something else I wanted to talk to you about, Ryan. We have a fresh batch of recruits. Sailors! Irish sailors from the Royal Navy!’

‘Deserters?’

‘Naval prisoners of war who arrived from some god forsaken hole up north and were sent down to us.’

Ryan frowned. ‘Ships’ boys and gunners who can’t march. Can’t you send them to the Artillery?’

Lawless shook his head, his brow furrowed. ‘You know that’s not possible, Ryan. They’re Irish, and, besides, they don’t speak French. The Irish Legion is the only place for them.’

Lawless offered a cigar to Ryan and placed one in his own mouth. He removed a lighted taper from his desk and paused to light it. ‘Besides,’ he continued, pursing his lips and slowly exhaled the sweet tobacco smoke, ‘you should feel lucky to have them! Don’t’