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    A Chip Shop in Poznań: My Unlikely Year in Poland

    By Ben Aitken

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    'One of the funniest books of the year' - Paul Ross, talkRADIO

    WARNING: CONTAINS AN UNLIKELY IMMIGRANT, AN UNSUNG COUNTRY, A BUMPY ROMANCE, SEVERAL SHATTERED PRECONCEPTIONS, TRACES OF INSIGHT, A DOZEN NUNS AND A REFERENDUM.

    Not many Brits move to Poland to work in a fish and chip shop.

    Fewer still come back wanting to be a Member of the European Parliament.

    In 2016 Ben Aitken moved to Poland while he still could. It wasn't love that took him but curiosity: he wanted to know what the Poles in the UK had left behind. He flew to a place he'd never heard of and then accepted a job in a chip shop on the minimum wage.

    When he wasn't peeling potatoes he was on the road scratching the country's surface: he milked cows with a Eurosceptic farmer; missed the bus to Auschwitz; spent Christmas with complete strangers and went to Gdansk to learn how communism got the chop. By the year's end he had a better sense of what the Poles had turned their backs on - southern mountains, northern beaches, dumplings! - and an uncanny ability to bone cod.

    This is a candid, funny and offbeat tale of a year as an unlikely immigrant.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherIcon Books
    Release dateJul 4, 2019
    ISBN9781785785597
    Author

    Ben Aitken

    Ben Aitken was born under Thatcher, grew to 6ft then stopped, and is an Aquarius. He is the author of four books: Dear Bill Bryson, A Chip Shop in Poznan (a Times bestseller), The Gran Tour ('Both moving and hilarious', Spectator) and The Marmalade Diaries.

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    • 5/5
      Ben is Samuel Pepys of our generation! As a Brit who has been living in Poland for the past 2 years, I find this a really accurate and humorous depiction of this extremely niche lifestyle!
    • 1/5
      I did not like the first 250 pages. Every chapter starts with: I was hungover again. Writer narcissistic and tries to hide it by showing off his (Googled?) Knowledge of books. Would recommend The Gran Tour by the same writer though.