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SMART, FREE, HEALTHY, SEXY, PAINLESS TIPS ABOUT

STOPPING THE HOSPITAL FROM MAKING YOU SICK.


Please save your own life!
You are Unitarian, smart, rich and OLD.
Are you afraid of dying or are you afraid
of NOT dying while sick and hurting?
http://www.parade.com/health/2009/02/dont-let-hospital-make-you-sick.html
So you live in RICH America,
land of the freely RICH and home of the
brave suffering from BAD MEDICAL CARE.
Founding Father of America Benjamin Franklin wants you to be:
healthy, wealthy and wise.
Choose any two.
If you are UNITARIAN, you choose wise and wealthy and SICK!
YOU CAN SAVE YOUR OWN LIFE. Yes, You can!
Follow the checklist
1.)doctor tells you that you need surgery
2.)2nd and 3rd opinion
tell your doctor that there are many others who live
to one hundred and ten years in the world.
3.)at home, scheduled for surgery
3.1)do NOT wash your hands with antibiotic soap
This makes the germs more resistant.
wash your hands with a bit of salt and regular soap
3.2)cover your toothbrush in the bathroom
When you flush the toilet, it sprays water and
fecal matter all over.
Would you rinse your mouth in the toilet bowl?
3.3)do NOT have dental cleaning, which opens your
membranes to germs.
3.4)if you have enough time to heal, shave most areas
of hair.
If you don't shave, the hospital shaves and
cuts you. Thus, dangerous hospital germs are injected
into you.
3.5)take photos for later comparison with AFTER THE SURGERY photos.
3.5.)take general body tonics like ginseng, etc.
3.6.)clean your mouth thoroughly. Use natural garlic,
ginseng raw on your gums. Echinea, silver colloidals,
3.7)request from your doctor that general antibiotics
be given right before surgery.
3.8)request blood banking from family and friends.
Avoid unknown, stranger blood transfusions.
Warning: this is a joke.
If JOKINGLY you can't get blood from fellow
Unitarians, then the Methodists' blood is preferred
3.9)ask your surgeon about plan to prevent blood clot
formation.
Many surgeries are successful.
A blood clot forms causing a stroke.
You are paralyzed, in pain and require lifetime care.
You go bankrupt because insurance does not pay.
Your family suffers because of your blood clot.
Your surgeon become rich.
3.10)olive oil; suck on lemons every meal.
Boost your clotting factor K, etc.
3.11)Ask intelligent questions, after you understand the
entire process and procedures.
Doctors tend to be more careful, if you ask
questions, instead of the look of paralysis and fear.

4.)at the hospital, preparing for surgery


4.1)make a few jokes to the nurses.
They pay more attention, if they enjoy your company.
4.2)ask the surgeon to mark the surgical site in front of
you.
What a shame, they cut off the GOOD LEG.
4.2)Speak up if you sense something is wrong.
Rely on the higher power, God and your intuition.
4.3)Ask anyone to examine you to wash their hands.
4.4.)Ask the doctor or nurse to clean the stethoscope BEFORE
they examine you.
The hospital dangerous germs are spread on your skin.
Surgeon cuts you and allows germs inside.
Pain results after about 1-2 weeks.
4.5)Before they put in the central I.V. line, ask if they
have tubes that are antibiotic coated.
Don't allow them to stick you with ten I.V. lines at
the same time.

5.)at the hospital bed, recovering


5.1)avoid urinary catheters.
If you need a urinary catheter, make sure it is kept in
for the shortest possible time.
5.2)keep track of the nurses and pill deliverers.
Why would strange people with masks on deliver pills to you
twice this hour? Is it possible that they mixed you up with the
other patient COMMONLY named Smith.
5.3)BEFORE you take those strange pills, ask what they are and what
they are for.
keep a list of the medications you were taking BEFORE you
entered the hos pital and compare them to the present list.
Compare the list to make sure you are not taking the same drug
(with a different name) twice.
5.4)know what pills you are allergic to and watch for these pills
that may mean DEATH.
4.5)Be aware of any UNUSUAL symptoms or signs, right after taking
the pills.

5.)at the hospital, extended stay.


5.1)Bedsores can lead to slow death.
Change position every two hours or ask the nurses to move you.
5.2)carry a portable extension mirror.
check to see signs of redness or sores on the skin.
These are early signs of bedsores, and even blood poisoning.
5.3)keep the skin as dry as possible
5.4)keep moving.
Just tensing and relaxing muscles keeps the blood moving.
5.5)request special mattresses and pressure reducing devices.

6.)at home AFTER the hospital


6.1)many medications have side effects of dizziness.
You fall, you break your hip and then it may be SLOW DEATH.
But, the surgery was a success according to the numbers.
6.2)use a temporary cane if needed.
6.3)exercise, sunlight and physical therapy including tai chi, yoga.
6.4)prayer, meditation, intend HEALING, visualization
6.5)request follow up tests
6.6)compare before and after photos
Make a careful self-examination.
Why are there strange red marks on the skin that were NOT
there before? You known yourself best.
6.7)emphasize healing foods like oil oil, fresh, raw coconut, raw
lemons, etc.
6.8)resolve to make a change. Give up smoking or that ice cream addiction.
do something that MAKES A DIFFERENCE.
6.9)If this is useful, then consider donations to Unitarians and others.
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references:
http://www.parade.com/health/2009/02/dont-let-hospital-make-you-sick.html
http://www.denverpost.com/ci_10398092?source=rss
the way to a healthy heart might be through your gums and teeth.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-
dyn/content/article/2007/11/09/AR2007110902114.html?nav=rss_health
http://www.needlephobia.info/pages/Ranit-Article-A6594-2004Apr12.pdf.
http://www.honoluluadvertiser.com/article/20090104/NEWS01/901040373/1190/localnews
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www.uua.org/
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SMART, FREE, HEALTHY, SEXY, PAINLESS TIPS ABOUT
STOPPING THE HOSPITAL FROM MAKING YOU SICK.

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