>1)Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence. (a life sentence!!!

) > >2)Marriage is very much like a violin after the sweet music is over, >the string are attached. > >3)Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an >institution for the blind. > >4)Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's >Degree and the women gets her Masters. > >5)Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two >under the man's eyes. > >6)Marriage certificate is just another name for a work permit. > >7)Marriage is not just having a wife but also worries inherited >forever. > >8)Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS" > -The Engagement Ring > -The Wedding Ring > -The Suffe-Ring > -The Endu-Ring > >9)Marriage life is full of excitement and frustration: > -in the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman > listens. > -in the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. > -in the third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBOURS listen. > >10)It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an >eye-opener. > >11)Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with >friends.... You order what you want, and when you see >what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. > >12)It's true all men are born free and equal - but some of them get >married > >13)There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and >found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep >and found himself divorced. > >14)A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband >gives and the wife takes. > >15)Son :How much does it cost to get married, Dad? > Father:I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it. > Son :Is it true, Dad, that I heard that in ancient China, > a man doesn't know his wife until he marries? > Father:That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE. > >16)There was a man who said "I never knew what happiness was until I >got married... and then it was too late!" > >17)Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock. > >18)They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it

>is love; after marriage it is self defence. > >19)When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten >year married man looks happy, we wonder why. > >20)There was this lover who told his love that he would go through >hell for her. They got married - and now he is going through HELL! > ----------------------------------------------------------------------->>>> >>>Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya >>>> >>>Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya? >>>> >>> >>>> >>>Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai >>>> >>>Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai >>>> >>> >>>> >>>Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai >>>> >>>Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha >>>> >>> >>>> >>>Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye >>>> >>>Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye >>>> >>> >>>> >>>Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge >>>> >>>Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge >>>> >>> >>>> >>>Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi >>>> >>>Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi >>>> >>> >>>> >>>Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap >>>> >>>Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap >>>> >>> >>>> >>>Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic >>>> >>>Shaadi ke baad - Mortgage >>>> >>> >>>> >>>Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun? >>>> >>>Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Kaaran >>>> >>> >>>> >>>Shaadi ke pehle - Yes Boss:-) >>>> >>>Shaadi ke baad - Yes Boss:-( >>>> >>> >>>> >>>Shaadi ke pehle - Mere Sapno Ki Rani >>>> >>>Shaadi ke baad - Chutki Ki Amma >>>> >>> >>>> >>>Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi >>>> >>>Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky >>>> >>> >>>> >>>Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen >>>> >>>Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen? >>>> >